caveman Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CaveManTimeMachine – Minecraft SMP

alternate history, ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropological study, caveman, CaveManTimeMachine, creative ideas, cultural exchange, Gift ideas, human evolution, hypothetical scenarios, imaginative thinking, innovation, invention, Minecraft, prehistoric era, primitive technology, science fiction, smp, speculative fiction, thought experiment, time machine, time travel

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	70	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to go back in time and give a caveman a diamond pickaxe! Imagine the look on his face when he realizes he can mine obsidian and create a portal to the Nether. Who knows, maybe he’ll even invite you to join his tribe and become the first Minecraft speedrunner in history! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to change the course of human evolution with just one item.

CaveManNoPantsMC

animated, Captain Caveman, cartoon character, caveman, CaveManNoPantsMC, childhood cartoon, childhood favorite, childhood hero, childhood memories, childhood show, childhood television, clothing, funny, für, hairy, hairy body, Mystery, naked, nostalgic, speculation, suspicion

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

PhotographicCaveman or CavemanMemories

Ancient, brain power, caveman, CavemanMemories, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive neuroscience, cognitive skills, History, human evolution, Impressive.., intelligence, memory capacity, memory enhancement, memory recall, memory retention, neanderthal, photographic memory, PhotographicCaveman, prehistoric, survival skills

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner caveman with a twist – u have photographic memory!!! imagine remembering every single block u place or every mob u defeat like a boss. u will be the envy of all ur minecraft pals as u navigate the world with ease and never forget where u left ur diamonds. but beware, with great memory comes great responsibility – u will never be able to forget that one time u accidentally blew up ur own house with tnt. join now for a wild ride filled with memories u won’t soon forget (literally)!

FutureCraft: Caveman vs. Cyborgs

advanced beings, Appearance, caveman, cavemen, cyborgs, Differences, distant civilization, distant future, Evolution, far future, future humans, future society, FutureCraft, futuristic appearance, genetic alterations, genetic mutations, human evolution, humans, physical changes, physical transformations, societal development, species transformation, technological advancements

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Items Found:	4073	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

join this epic minecraft server where the humans from the far future come back in time to play minecraft with us cavemen! they bring crazy futuristic technology like flying pigs and laser swords! you can build your own time machine and travel to different dimensions where you can battle giant cheeseburgers and ride on rainbow unicorns! come join the fun and be a part of this wacky adventure!

Caveman’s Jerk Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, aggressive tendencies, ancient history, anthropology, Asshole, behavioral traits, caveman, caveman aggression, caveman behavior, caveman culture, caveman psychology, caveman violence, Cavemans, early humans, evolutionary psychology, human evolution, Human nature, Jerk, Minecraft, Neanderthals, paleolithic era, prehistoric behavior, primitive society, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	4175
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Animals Bred:	76
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us and you’ll be transported back to the time of cavemen, where you can build your own prehistoric village complete with stone tools and woolly mammoths. But watch out for that one caveman who’s always causing trouble – rumor has it he’s the reason dinosaurs went extinct!

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, then this server is the place for you. So come on over and see why caveman was such an asshole – it’s a mystery that can only be solved by joining our server!

CaveManNoMirrorHat

Ancient, ancient humans, back of head, body awareness, caveman, CaveManNoMirrorHat, cognitive development., Curiosity, Evolution, History, human anatomy, introspection, MIRROR, Observation, perspective, physical limitations, prehistoric, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6251	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

yo, u ever wanted to see the back of ur head? well, join our minecraft server and u can do just that! we got magical mirrors that let u see every angle of ur noggin, even the ones u never knew existed.

but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of underwater basket weaving. they will teach u their ways and u will become a certified underwater basket weaver in no time.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. join their ranks and help them achieve world domination, or just chill with them and eat grass all day. the choice is yours.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures of ur life. who knows, u might even discover the meaning of life hidden somewhere in our pixelated world.

REMdisruptMC

brain activity, brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, brain plasticity, brain waves, cognitive function, default mode network, DMN, dynamic reorganization, Insufficient REM sleep, mental health, neural connectivity, neurological disorders, REM cycle, REMdisruptMC, resting-state functional brain networks, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep patterns, thalamus function

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	4794
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

u know wat u need when u cant sleep? u need to join this epic minecraft server! it will make ur brain go brrrrr and fix all ur sleep problems. our server is like a magical potion for ur brain, it will reorganize all ur brain networks and make u feel like a genius. forget counting sheep, just join our server and let ur brain do the rest. plus, ur thalamus will be so happy, it will throw a party in ur head. so come on, join us and let the brain games begin!

Revolting SMP [Semi-Banana]

Adventure, Anti Pay-to-Win, bedrock edition, Community, Computer, console, Custom Enchants, Economy, Grief Prevention, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, PC, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, revolting, SemiBanana, Servers, smp, Updates

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	6969
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	3392	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Revolution SMP Overview

Features	Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, And A Lot More
Why Choose Us?	Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime

How To Join – Java Edition

Launch Minecraft
Click “Multiplayer”
Click “Add Server”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com
Click “Done” and join the server

How To Join – Bedrock Edition

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab
Click “Add Friend”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive)
Click “Add Friend”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolutions SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Revolution SMP a pay-to-win server?	No, Revolution SMP has an anti pay-to-win policy where skill and strategy are rewarded.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, players can build and explore with peace of mind as there is Grief Prevention in place to protect creations.
How can I earn rewards on the server?	Players can take on various jobs and tasks within the server to earn rewards.
Are there custom enchantments available on Revolution SMP?	Yes, players can discover unique enchantments that enhance their gameplay experience.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, AnonCraft, casual conversation, Chatting, digital communication, digital interaction, friendly exchange, greetings, hi, informal communication, internet slang, messaging app, Minecraft, online chat, online conversation, Server, small talk, Social Interaction, social media, text messaging, virtual communication, watcha doin, what are you doing

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember, anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

EvilCraft Minecraft Server

Antagonist, Character development, Cliche, Conflict, counterpart, Evil, evilcraft, Foreshadowing, Good vs. Evil, happen, Minecraft, narrative, plot twist, Powerful, predictable, Rivalry, Server, storytelling, Stronger, trope, unexpected, Villain, why

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	142	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Join our Minecraft server where the evil counterpart is not only stronger, but also has a killer dance move that will make you question your life choices. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon up our sleeves – a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams. Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this epic battle for dominance. Plus, rumor has it that the evil counterpart’s secret weakness is a love for disco music, so bring your best disco playlist and let’s boogie our way to victory!

SisFree4thParty Minecraft Server

4th of july, Achievements, age gap, aita, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, Competition, dynamics, family, Food, gatherings, holidays, housewarming party, Jealousy, Minecraft, new home, parents, relationships, Server, SisFree4thParty, sister, speculations, Waste

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Dragons Tamed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without any unwanted family drama. No more awkward holiday gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from jealous siblings here!

We promise you won’t find any no-shows or last-minute cancellations on our server. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with a community that’s always ready to party!

So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free paradise on our server!

VacayVeto: AITA?

aita, attachment issues, emotional manipulation, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family manager, family pressure, family responsibilities, family vacation, financial responsibilities, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, personal time, raising siblings, self-employment, sibling relationships, single mother, Stress Management, vacation planning, VacayVeto, work-life balance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	2198
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being the family manager and second mother to your siblings? Do you want to escape the constant demands of your single mother who relies on you for everything? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can finally focus on yourself and your own needs without anyone constantly calling you or expecting you to drop everything for them. No more family vacations to plan or siblings to take care of – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Escape the drama and stress of your family life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle or mining for diamonds. Join now and say goodbye to being the family manager – it’s time to put yourself first for once!

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety coping strategies, anxiety management, anxiety reduction, anxiety relief, AnxietyCraft, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, holistic healing, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, relieve anxiety, self-care, Server, Stress Management, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2249	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Are skeletons shooting arrows at your mental health? Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation! Our virtual therapists (aka moderators) are always on hand to help you slay your inner demons and conquer your fears. Plus, our virtual world is so chill that even the Ender Dragon takes yoga classes to unwind. So come join us and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

CreeperCarnage

anxiety, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, CreeperCarnage, emotional scars, fear, Healing Process, mental health, mental resilience, Nightmares, overcoming trauma, past experiences, ptsd, self-care, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions, Trauma, traumatic events, traumatic memories, triggers

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Remember that time you accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, we have a strict no digging straight down policy to prevent any more traumatic incidents like that. Join us and never fear the wrath of the lava gods again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron beak. Will you be able to navigate their treacherous maze of feathers and eggs to claim your rightful place as their chicken overlord?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

PatriotCraft & NASAMSCraft Minecraft Server

$2.2 Billion, arms sales, Defense, Defense Contracts, eastern europe, foreign policy, interceptors, international relations, Military, military aid, Minecraft, missile defense, NASAMS, NASAMSCraft, national security, Patriot, PatriotCraft, Purchase, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliances, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

lol u know what’s better than buying interceptors for Ukraine? joining our epic Minecraft server! we got more action than a war zone, more fun than a missile launch, and more explosions than a fireworks show!

join us and build your own base to protect against creepers and griefers, team up with other players to take down the Ender Dragon, and explore our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure and danger.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any incoming missiles or enemy attacks. so why spend $2.2 billion on interceptors when you can spend $0 and have a blast on our server? join now and let the madness begin!

GrannyCraft: Beatdown in France

88-year-old, anti-semitism, assault, Attack, Beatdown, Beaten, dirty Jew, discrimination, Elderly, Europe, France, grandmother, GrannyCraft, hate crime, intolerance, Israeli, Jewish, MK, Paris, racism, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got 88-year-old grandmas getting beat up in france but dont worry they still be playin minecraft like champs. we got them dirty jews gettin called out but we dont discriminate cuz we all about that blocky life. come build with us and escape the drama of the real world, where even grandmas aint safe. join now for a wild ride full of surprises and maybe even some diamond loot if you lucky. peace out homies!