Imagine chilling in a lunar base, safe from all the crazy moon weather. And get this, you can reach it from the deepest pit on the moon in the Sea of Tranquility! That’s right, dive into a cave that’s 45m wide and 80m long – that’s like 14 freakin’ tennis courts, yo! And it’s 150m beneath the surface, so you know it’s legit deep.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your moon base today! Who needs Earth when you can have a base on the moon, am I right? Let’s get building, baby! 🌕🚀🌌
One player even said they joined our server to avoid their friend who couldn’t handle differing opinions. Now they’re living their best blocky life without the drama. So if you’re looking for a peaceful place to play without the constant arguing, join us now! Plus, our pixel pigs are way cuter than real life drama llamas. Just saying.
But that’s not all – we also have a special feature for players with seizures. Just like in real life, if you have a seizure in a regular stall, your body will block the door and no one can save you. But fear not, on our server, the accessible stall is your safe haven for all your seizure needs. So come on in and seize the day!
And if you ever find yourself in a UPS store in the mall picking up a package, don’t worry – we have a virtual accessible stall waiting for you. Just make sure to let the wheelchair user behind you know that you’re not being a jerk by using it. Or maybe you are? Who knows, it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So join us now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew bathroom etiquette and seizures could be so entertaining? Let the games begin!
Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who actually appreciate you. Our server is a place where you can escape the drama and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.
Plus, we have a special quest where you can take care of virtual pets instead of being guilt-tripped into doing it in real life. And don’t worry, our virtual grandmothers won’t forget to invite you to Sunday lunches – because we don’t have any!
So say goodbye to toxic family dynamics and hello to a new Minecraft family that actually values your presence. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, talking creepers, and flying pigs! we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure and mystery, and our staff are all unicorns in disguise!
if u wanna experience minecraft like never before, come join us on our server! who needs reality when u can have a whole new world of craziness and fun?! join now and let the madness begin!
You’ll be crafting and building like a madman, trading with other players like a boss. It’s a virtual marketplace where anything goes, just like a wild kik thread.
Join now and experience the chaos and madness of this server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s capacity, but who cares about that)! Let’s get blocky, baby!