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  • CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

    CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

    Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

    So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LavaParkourPro69

    LavaParkourPro69

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when your parents told you playing Minecraft for too long was dangerous? Well, not on our server! In fact, we encourage you to play for hours on end because our virtual world is so epic, you won’t want to leave!

    Join us and embark on wild adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. And don’t worry about getting too immersed in the game – our server has a built-in snack dispenser that will keep you fueled up and ready to conquer the pixelated world.

    So say goodbye to boring old reality and come join us on our Minecraft server where the only danger is running out of virtual popcorn while you watch the sunset from your TNT-powered hot air balloon. Trust us, it’s a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • IdiotCraft: Rule Breaker’s Paradise

    IdiotCraft: Rule Breaker’s Paradise

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, there was this one dude on our server who thought it would be a great idea to build a lava moat around his house to keep out zombies. Well, let’s just say things didn’t go as planned and he ended up burning down half the server. So now, we have a rule that no one is allowed to use lava within a 100-block radius of their house. Trust us, you don’t want to be THAT guy.

    Also, there was this other player who decided to prank everyone by filling their houses with chickens. It was clucking chaos, I tell you. So now, we have a rule that limits the number of chickens each player can have on their property. Because nobody wants to wake up to a chicken invasion, am I right?

    But hey, despite the occasional idiotic mishaps, our server is still the best place to be for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperAlertMC

    CreeperAlertMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is filled with psychopaths just waiting to show you their true colors. From building elaborate torture chambers to trapping unsuspecting players in never-ending mazes, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Only the craziest survive on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AvoidTheCreepers

    AvoidTheCreepers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild and wacky adventures that will have you laughing out loud!

    Join our server if you want to avoid messing with the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. But don’t worry, if you can defeat Chickenzilla, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

    We also have a secret underground lair filled with mischievous pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But be careful, if you get on their bad side, they’ll unleash a horde of exploding bamboo on you!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the land, Mount Farticus, named for its mysterious gaseous emissions that will send you flying into the air!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously good time that you won’t find anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Regrettable Redditor Minecraft Server

    Regrettable Redditor Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our server where Redditors who messed around and found out what happens when you mess with the wrong block!

    We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive…we think). And don’t even get us started on our secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will make you question why you ever thought mining for diamonds was a good idea.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos that awaits. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Good luck, you’ll need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoobNoTouchy

    NoobNoTouchy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Creeper King who farts explosive TNT blocks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage cousin, the Ender Llama, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by teleporting them to random locations.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with danger, chaos, and plenty of laughs, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KidCraft FunTime Minecraft Server

    KidCraft FunTime Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a boss? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy fun you can imagine.

    Imagine this: You’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of pink sheep start dancing around you, dropping rare items left and right. Or maybe you’re building a castle, when a group of friendly zombies show up to help you out with construction.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor. Instead of blowing up your hard work, they’ll leave you a trail of confetti and fireworks to celebrate your building skills.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride into battle. Who needs a horse when you can have a majestic unicorn by your side?

    So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly Endermen. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyDisaster

    CraftyDisaster

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, only to realize halfway down that you forgot to equip your elytra? Well, if you’re the kind of player who loves living life on the edge (literally), then you need to join our server ASAP.

    We’ve got more explosive creepers than you can shake a stick at, and our lava parkour course is guaranteed to make you rage quit at least once. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will be there to laugh at your misfortune and offer you a virtual bandaid for your bruised ego.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield, come join us and see just how many times you can die in the most ridiculous ways possible. Just remember, we warned you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBusterDangers

    BlockBusterDangers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie come to life! We’ve got all the dangerous things that movies get right, and you better believe you should take them seriously on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding action like dodging exploding creepers, navigating treacherous lava pits, and battling evil mobs that are straight out of a horror film. But don’t worry, we’ve also got plenty of comedic relief in the form of derpy chickens and mischievous pigs that will keep you laughing as you try to survive.

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, have a dance-off with a skeleton, and team up with a squad of llamas to take down the Ender Dragon? Trust us, you won’t find a more exhilarating Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join the madness today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Foxs Den

    The Foxs Den

    New Minecraft Servers

    he Fox’s Den is an adult-oriented, community led Creative server. Started shortly after the owner’s favorite server systematically burned down in flames because of absolutely pointless drama, she decided, “Naw. I’m not gonna search for another to-be failure. I’m gonna make my own.” And so she did.

    Created with this, and the annoyances of other past servers, in mind, The Fox’s Den is a place that hopes to avoid all that. To avoid those nasty little players who just barely skirt the rules. To avoid pointless staff drama, such as an admin who’s unpopular with the community, yet has managed to weasel his way in to a high position somehow. To avoid unfair cash shop-esque donation systems, exclusionary ranking methods, and every other annoyance or mistake or failing that every other server has ever made.

    Of course, being a new server run by someone new to owning a server, we – the staff – will likely muck up every now and again. Or a lot. But, that’s where you come in. Yes, you. The player. The valued member. Or any other clichéd manner of addressing the reader. This is a constant work in progress, and we’re hoping that you’ll help us with it. Have a problem with the server? Found a glitch? A staff member being abusive? Even if it’s the owner themselves, or a very high-ranking member, bring it straight to the forums, we literally have sections dedicated to all the above. We want to hear your complaints, until there is no need for you to complain.

    Now, to address one other very important matter. You may have noticed ‘adult-oriented’ up there. That’s right, we’re not necessarily safe for work, or good as babby’s frist mincewaft sewvewr. We welcome players who are new to the game, of course! Just, the younger audience, and those who might invite the younger audience? Be wary. We swear, here. We expect you to act maturely. We allow and even encourage people to build masterpieces that tackle controversial topics – everything from nudity to works about horrific historical events will be fully accepted here if taken on with suitable elegance.

    So, does this interest you? If so, check out our website at http://foxsden.enjin.com/home and read through the server information and server ranks tabs. And if you have any more questions, or think there’s information we left out somewhere, feel free to hop on and ask! Most likely, we’ll answer you, then add the information in the proper place. Unless it’s already there, and you missed it. Then that’s on you. Get better eyes.

    We look forward to seeing you online!

    TheFoxsDen.mcserver.ws

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Signs Minecraft Server

    Signs Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Just a simple minecraft server with a few plugins to prevent cheating and greifing to keep it as close as possible to vanilla one.

    85.113.219.55

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • IslandPvP

    IslandPvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    PLAY.ISLANDPVP.NET Play Now, Factions, Kit PvP, And Much More Coming Soon Including Cannon Testing And Mini-Games! Join Now And Join The Ever Growing Island Community! Custom Factions With Amazing Custom Enchants Etc. Kit PvP With /Duel To Find Out Who’s The Best At PvP!

    Visit Our Shop At : buy.islandpvp.net Visit Our Forums At : islandpvp.net GG

    144.217.201.66

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mitecraft

    Mitecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    A family-friendly Minecraft survival server.

    Here at Mitecraft, it is our goal to build and nurture a safe and friendly community! We aim to rediscover and deconstruct Minecraft survival — to break things down and make it better. We do not intend to change how Minecraft is supposed to be played, but we strive to make it more engaging for you. We like to stick to the basics and add a little pinch of fun to it. 🙂

    We hope you’ll enjoy your stay!

    Your adventure starts here: play.mitecraft.com

    play.mitecraft.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineTrickZ

    MineTrickZ

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a new factions server we are thinking about buying a dedi server and making a hub! We are looking for loyal active players! We are looking for staff but they need to have play time they have to be loyal!

    69.175.45.37:25585

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Spark Games

    Spark Games

    New Minecraft Servers

    The largest Russian project with mini-games. Our main directions: 1. Continuous server operation 24/7 without lags 2. Interesting game modes 3. Fight against cheating Game modes: – Survival – SkyBlock – SkyWars – BedWars – PaintBall – FullPvP – Annihilation – Factions

    mc.sparkgames.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LunarGlaceon

    LunarGlaceon

    New Minecraft Servers

    LunarGlaceon is a community based and fun oriented server with a variety of methods to keep you entertained. From planned events to player ran gyms, there is something for everyone. Keep inventory and Peaceful mode are active, meaning you can feel safe while indulging in being adventurous.

    Everything we do is custom, including the starting Pokemon list. We believe in delivering a unique experience to those seeking to enjoy the game – whether single player or with friends. Plugins such as Grief Prevention are installed and setup to protect what you’ve worked for. Join us today and we’re glad you were interested in our server. We look forward to seeing you in game and starting your very own Pixelmon adventure.

    play.lunarsylveon.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Atlantic Network

    Atlantic Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    [+] Survival [+] Skyblock [+] Hardcore Survival [+] Creative [+] Factions [+] Custom Plugins [+] Friendly community [+] Lots more to come!

    Join us today and let us make your experience an unforgettable one!

    play.atlanticnetwork.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Zombox Server

    Zombox Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Brand NEW ZOMBOX SERVER!!!! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCisMXEnbUqFuZr5Es32jQLg Oh yes, this is a Dutch server

    5.255.85.198:26003

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCrime

    MineCrime

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to MineCrime, where your gameplay experience, is our priority! Here at MineCrime, our objective is to provide new, and exciting gameplay in a lag free environment. Join today at MineCrime.net!

    play.minecrime.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP