cautionary tale Minecraft Servers

cautionary tale Minecraft Servers

  • RegretCraft: The Forbidden Block

    RegretCraft: The Forbidden Block
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 2760
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Potions Brewed: 98 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been told not to join a Minecraft server because it’s too crazy and chaotic? Well, guess what? That’s exactly why you should join our server! We thrive on chaos and insanity, making every gaming experience a wild ride you’ll never forget.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers invite you to a dance party in the Nether. You think, “Why not?” and next thing you know, you’re busting out your best moves with a bunch of explosive buddies. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of clucking soldiers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Are you up for the challenge?

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join our server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember, don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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  • CookedByFood

    CookedByFood
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 2810
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE YOUR MOUTH FEEL LIKE IT’S ON FIRE, BUT IN A GOOD WAY!

    IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE MINING AWAY, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTS DANCING THE MACARENA! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE MOBS HAVE GOT MOVES!

    AND GET THIS – THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN MINE CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS AND EAT THEM FOR A BOOST OF ENERGY!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO WANTS TO BE PETTED? THAT’S RIGHT, FOLKS, ON THIS SERVER, EVEN THE MOST FEARSOME MOBS ARE JUST BIG SOFTIES AT HEART!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS CRAZY, WILD, AND DOWNRIGHT BIZARRE MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND GET READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE!

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  • MoonCraft: Icarus’ Revenge

    MoonCraft: Icarus’ Revenge
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 7008
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the moon is ur bestie? well guess what, on this server, the moon is like ur bffl. it gives u diamonds and builds u a house made of cheese. also, did i mention that the cows can fly? yep, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beefy angels. and the creepers? oh man, they do the cha cha slide before they explode. it’s a real party up in here. so come join us on this wacky server where the only limit is ur imagination and maybe a few brain cells cuz let’s be real, u gotta be a little crazy to join this madness. so what are u waiting for? come on over and let’s make some memories that will make ur therapist question everything.

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  • StabCraft Minecraft Server

    StabCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 5002
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Zombie Dances: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring old Thailand? Come join our Minecraft server instead! We have beaches made of diamonds, temples filled with enchanted loot, and even a secret cave that leads to a real-life treasure chest (just kidding, it’s filled with virtual gold blocks). So why waste your time on a tropical vacation when you can have the adventure of a lifetime in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the blocky fun begin!

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  • SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

    SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 6315
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking they could fly like Pegasus? Well, that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll experience on our server! We’ve got players building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, trying to touch the sun with their bare hands (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us if you want to witness epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit – literally!

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  • Nice Guy’s Minecraft Mayhem

    Nice Guy’s Minecraft Mayhem
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 1626
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being too nice in the world of Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner villain and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Look no further than our server!

    Join us and experience a world where being nice is a thing of the past. Lie, cheat, steal – do whatever it takes to come out on top. And if anyone tries to stop you, well, let’s just say things are gonna get explosive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

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  • YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder

    YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 1833
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6439 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7732
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 256

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! Born in the Failed States of Weimarica, you must navigate through treacherous lands filled with zombie politicians and creeper bankers. But fear not, for you have the power to build your own empire and conquer the corrupt government!

    Join us for epic battles against corrupted mobs and evil corporations. Unleash your creativity and craft weapons of mass destruction to defend your territory. Will you rise to power and become the ruler of Weimarica, or will you fall victim to the chaos and destruction?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But remember, in the Failed States of Weimarica, only the strongest survive.

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  • MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

    MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 3690
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Alien Abductions: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

    Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

    Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

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  • MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server

    MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 4599
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1045 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your mom holding you back from making a difference in the world? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you can help those in need without getting scammed! Our virtual UNICEF donation center is 100% mom-approved and scam-free. Plus, you’ll get to build pixelated schools and hospitals for kids in need while dodging virtual scammers trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and prove to your mom that you can save the world, one block at a time!

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  • CraftyConspiracyCrafters

    CraftyConspiracyCrafters
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 8780
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard the conspiracy theory that Minecraft was actually created by aliens as a way to communicate with humans? Well, on our server, you can uncover the truth behind this wacky theory while building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends!

    Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a secret race of llama warriors who will fight by your side in epic battles against the Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself guards the entrance, waiting to challenge brave adventurers who dare to enter.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, this is one conspiracy theory you won’t want to miss out on!

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  • UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

    UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 8387
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7568 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and poland have joined forces to create the most secure and fun gaming experience ever! we have crazy pvp battles where ukraine and poland fight side by side against creepers and zombies. our admins are like the secret service, always watching out for any hackers or griefers trying to ruin the fun. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and secret weapons. join now and be part of the epic alliance between ukraine and poland in minecraft!

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  • Blocky Kremlin Charity

    Blocky Kremlin Charity
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 2503
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Meteorites Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build hospitals for children in need in just 3 hours!!! ukrainians donated 100 million rubles to help the cause, so you know it’s gonna be lit! join us and help save lives while building epic structures in the game. who knew saving the world could be so fun?! come join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

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  • BrainCrafters: Size Doesn’t Matter!

    BrainCrafters: Size Doesn’t Matter!
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 4583
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis epic minecraft server where we defy all logic and reason just like how dem primates, rodents, and carnivores be doin’ with their brain size changes. forget what you thought you knew about big animals havin’ big brains, cuz on dis server, we be breakin’ all da rules!

    we got crazy builds dat will blow yo mind, like a giant banana house for dem primates or a cheese castle for dem rodents. and don’t even get me started on da carnivores, they be runnin’ around chasin’ each other in a maze made entirely of meat!

    so if you wanna be part of somethin’ truly wild and wacky, join dis server and let’s see just how big yo brain can get when you let go of all da old assumptions. trust me, it’s gonna be a brain-blastin’ good time!

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  • IthurielCraft

    IthurielCraft
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 888
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    A brand new skyblock server in OPEN BETA with free ranks, custom enchants, fishing augments, minions and more! Join now to help build our server. Recruiting staff as well! Join and see our hard work!

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    New Minecraft Server
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  • Harvest SMP: Where even the creepers come out of the closet and host tea parties

    Harvest SMP: Where even the creepers come out of the closet and host tea parties
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 3133
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    New Chunks Explored: 431736 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Harvest SMP!
    We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are a few months into our newest season Harvest Season 3, and would like to invite some new players into the group!
    Fundamentals of Harvest SMP
    Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can.
    We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here!
    Our goal for this season, unlike previous seasons, is to have a long term world. In the past we have had seasons last a little less than a year before a reset. This time, we want this season to last for as long as possible.
    Features
    Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks, mods(optional), and resourcepacks have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat mods to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience.
    Mods we use currently are Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, and some Admin Mods so we can keep your items safe! All mods are serverside and optional! Though we have mods, most of these are for quality of life, and for custom textures.
    We now use custom models! These, like our mods, are completely optional. Currently they are used for rewards in all kinds of events and challenges we plan on having.
    We have a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hangout and have fun.

    FAQ

    How do I join Harvest SMP?

    To join Harvest SMP, you need to fill out an application in our Discord server. The link to our Discord is provided above.

    What mods do you use on the server?

    We use mods like Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, and some Admin Mods for keeping items safe. These mods are optional for players to use.

    Is there an age requirement to join the server?

    Yes, Harvest SMP is an 18+ server. While we will not ask you to verify your age, we trust that you are telling the truth when applying.

    How long does each season on Harvest SMP last?

    Our goal for this season is to have a long term world. In the past, seasons have lasted less than a year before a reset, but this time we aim for a longer duration.

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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 6435
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Crops Grown: 2041 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old books and predictable anime? Do you crave a new kind of adventure that will blow your mind? Then join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate visual novel experience like never before!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a mysterious NPC appears and challenges you to a battle of wits. Can you outsmart them and claim the ultimate prize? Only on our server will you find such thrilling plot twists and epic quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours in this interactive visual novel Minecraft server experience.

    So why settle for boring books and predictable anime when you can join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying in equal measure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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  • Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

    Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 6199
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ores Mined: 8828
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of being a slave girl! Join us for a truly unique and immersive experience where you can serve your fellow players in exchange for virtual diamonds and emeralds. Who needs freedom when you can have shiny virtual currency, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their poultry uprising? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

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  • MommaGone Minecraft Server

    MommaGone Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 962
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Runes Activated: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

    Our server is like no other, with insane builds that will leave you in awe. From giant pixel art to elaborate redstone contraptions, there’s always something new to discover.

    But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over and now rule with an iron hoof. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours.

    So leave the real world behind and dive into our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Just remember, watch out for those llamas – they’re more devious than they look!

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  • HotGolfRage

    HotGolfRage
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 4212
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 37
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Towns Built: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the heat index is always a cool 103 degrees and the only way to survive is by building the most epic shade structures to protect yourself from the virtual sun!

    Join us for a round of virtual golf where the only danger is getting too competitive and rage quitting when you miss that crucial shot. Our course may not have a restaurant or drink cart, but we do have a vending machine that dispenses diamond swords and enchanted apples for all your gaming needs.

    Don’t worry about embarrassing yourself by passing out from heat stroke, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be passing out from is laughter at all the ridiculous situations you’ll find yourself in. So come on down and show off your gaming skills while cruising in circles in your virtual golf cart, because on our server, the only thing hotter than the weather is the banter in the chat.

    Join us now and let the virtual heat stroke jokes begin!

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