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My Rubic’s not Cubic – Minecraft SMP – By Anon

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Hey there fellow blockheads, do I have a story for you! So, picture this: my buddy was just minding his own business, mining away in our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly he stumbled upon a mysterious player named Rubic. This guy seemed all friendly at first, offering to trade some rare items. But little did my friend know, Rubic was actually a master scammer in disguise!

Long story short, my buddy ended up losing a whopping $5000 worth of in-game currency to Rubic in a high-stakes bet gone wrong. Can you believe it? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous scams, and maybe even a chance to win big (or lose big, like my poor friend), then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you!

Zion’s Crafty Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, cautionary tale, conspiracy theories, Crafty, dangerous ideology, Disinformation, extremist beliefs, fake news, global domination, Hate Speech, hidden agenda., historical document, illuminati, Jewish conspiracy, Minecraft, Misinformation, new world order, political manipulation, Propaganda, Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, secret societies, Server, world domination, Zions

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Farms Harvested:	682	Emeralds Found:	7821

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, but be warned – our dragon is actually a shape-shifting llama with a taste for diamond armor! And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band and are terrorizing the land with their terrible music!

Tell your friends IRL about our server and watch as they all come running to join in on the madness. But be careful, because once they enter our world, they’ll never want to leave. They’ll become obsessed with building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT and challenging each other to ridiculous parkour races through lava-filled obstacle courses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the chaos. Who knows, you might even become the chosen one destined to save us all from the dreaded llama dragon and his boy band of zombie villagers. Or you might just end up getting blown up by your own TNT statue – either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

Middle School Minecraft SMP Sex College Guy Drugs

“Youth, Awareness, cautionary tale, college, college guy, consequences, criminal activity, dangerous behavior, Drugs, education, Exploitation, guy, illegal activity, middle, middle school, Minecraft, peer pressure, poor choices, regret, risky behavior, School, sex, smp, substance abuse, teenage years, temptation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is diamonds and the only way to level up is by building the most epic rollercoaster in the land! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous behavior. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as that one middle schooler who allegedly traded favors with a college guy for drugs. But hey, at least in our world, you can just trade diamonds for enchanted gear instead! So come on in and see what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft community. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

Adventure, camping, Caution, cautionary tale, creepy predators, Dangerous, Freaks, HIGH, horny, Japanese high schoolers, JK bodies, Minecraft, PROWLING, Risky, Safety, Schoolers, Server, solo camping, teenagers, Tiny, unsupervised, vulnerable, Wilderness, Woods

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

buyer beware, cautionary tale, CRAZE, crowdfunding, crowdfunding campaign, Disappointment, failed project, financial decision, financial loss, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming trends, indie game, Investment, kickstarter, Minecraft, negative experience, regret, Server, video games, Waste of Money, worst game

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	103	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).

The Enemy of Linkies Minecraft SMP

Ari’s book, Bitcoin, cautionary tale, damaged cubes, ENEMY, Green.., Hopium, ikea stand, linkies, Lyrics, MEANT, Minecraft, Music, PRETEND, red, secondhand, Sergey, smp, Swift, Trouble, unread, Warning

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Star Shards Collected:	132

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the evil Linkies, who are out to destroy everything in their path. But fear not, for we have a secret weapon – the Hopium!

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Ari’s book, rumored to hold the key to defeating the nefarious Sergey who haunts our dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges that lie ahead and save our beloved Minecraft world from certain doom?

So come on, join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems between Swift and Sergey, and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos!

Island of Decency Minecraft SMP

Caution, cautionary tale, decency, egypt, fraud, Honest, Integrity, ISLAND, island of decency, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Protection, Reliable, Safe, scam, sea of scammers, SECURITY, smp, Syria, tourism, travel, trustworthy, turkey, vacation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Join our Minecraft SMP because we are like a magical island of unicorns in a sea of scamming leprechauns! In Egypt, Turkey, and Syria, you can’t trust anyone, but in our server, your chances of getting scammed are as low as finding a diamond block in a pig’s nose! Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade in enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (just for fun)!

Roast Ghost Minecraft Server

accident, BEWARE, Caution, Cautionary, cautionary tale, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, ghost, hilarious, humor, lesson learned, Minecraft, mishap, Propeller, roast, selfie, Server, social media, viral, Warning

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	3219	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can back up into a propeller while trying to take a selfie! That’s right, we offer the most thrilling and dangerous selfie opportunities in the Minecraft universe. Join us if you’re looking for heart-pounding excitement and the chance to show off your epic fails to all your friends. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

blunder, catastrophe, cautionary tale, Civilization, Disaster, Downfall, error, Failure, hindsight, History, human invention, innovation, InventFailz, Minecraft, misguided, mistake, progress, regret, Regrettable, smp, Technology, Warning, worst invention

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

BE, cautionary tale, comedy, Craft, documentary, Dystopia, Entertainment, film, Future, Government, humor, idio, idiocracy, intelligence, Luke Wilson, Mike Judge, Movie, Politics, pop culture, satire, satire film, smp, social commentary, society, supposed, WASNT

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9073
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	105	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5200	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Farms Harvested:	169

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

BrainBlockCraft: Where Minds and Pixels Collide

brain differences, brain regions, BrainBlockCraft, collide, Distress, emotion, gender differences, HSDD, hypoactive sexual desire disorder, Men, mental health, Minds.., neuroscience, pixels, Psychology, research, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual interest, study, visual cortex, Women

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u should cuz we got brain differences goin on up in here! like wut even is HSDD? who cares, all u need to know is that it affects 10% of women and 8% of men, and it’s makin their brains go all wonky! in women, it messes with their emotion brain regions, and in men, it’s all about the visual cortex! so if u wanna see some crazy brain stuff happenin while u build ur epic minecraft creations, then join us now! cuz this server is like no other, it’s a brain bonanza up in here!

NeanderKun’s Minecraft Server

best wishes, comfort, concern, Good Vibes, health, Hope, KUN, Minecraft, NeanderKuns, neanderthal, neanderthal kun, okay, positive energy, positive thoughts, Reassurance, Recovery, Safety, sending love, Server, Support, well-wishes, wellness, wishing well

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter Neanderthal Kun, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of his lost pet rock. Will you help him find it? Or will you join forces with the rock and start a rebellion against Neanderthal Kun? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for flying pigs and dancing creepers along the way!

PooftersCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Awareness, CHANGE, Community, companies, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, poofters, PooftersCraft, pride, progress, RIGHTS, Server, solidarity, Support, Workplace

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Runes Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server in existence! We may be called “Two companies for poofters,” but don’t let the name fool you – we are all about fun and craziness here.

Join us if you want to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of glitter blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a spontaneous tap dance routine.

Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our “Cotton Candy Canyon” biome, where the ground is made of marshmallows and the trees are giant lollipops? Or take on our custom boss, the Disco Llama, who attacks with a barrage of disco balls and confetti cannons.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the “Unicorn Caves,” rumored to be guarded by a flock of sparkly pink sheep and a squad of ninja pandas. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this magical realm?

So come on over to “Two companies for poofters” and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Dad’sSideChickNoHelp Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, DadsSideChickNoHelp, difficult situations, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair partner, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepkids, Support

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Votes:	7008
Dragon Eggs Found:	8567	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchantments Applied:	62
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Buildings Constructed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family betrayal, cheating scandals, and unexpected alliances – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine building your dream castle while dodging texts from your dad’s ex-affair partner begging for your support. Or teaming up with her kids, who see you as their long-lost brother, to take down the ultimate villain – your cheating dad! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be an AHole like your dad – join us today!

BabyNameDrama2021

asserting authority, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameDrama2021, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, generational differences, Golden Child, name ownership, parental favoritism, parenting, setting boundaries, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, snarky response

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	136	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your Minecraft baby whatever you want, even if it’s on someone else’s baby name list! Take that, Jade!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with snarky responses, dismissive attitudes, and family drama that will make you question if you’ve gone too far. Who needs a good sister when you can have a whole community of players who will have your back no matter what?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never back down from a good argument. Who knows, you might even find yourself blocking your own family members in real life just for fun! See you there!

Blocky Afterparty Minecraft Server

after party, afterparty, blocky, Bonding, Communication, connecting with others, Debriefing, emotional processing, exploring boundaries, group sex, Intimacy, Minecraft, Orgy, physical recovery, post-orgy etiquette, relationships, Relaxation, self-care, Server, sexual activity, sexual exploration, sharing experiences, socializing, Unwinding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Well, on our Minecraft server, they join us for an epic virtual adventure! Imagine this: after a wild night of partying, everyone decides to unwind by hopping on our server and building giant phallic-shaped structures out of pixelated blocks. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. Plus, we have a special event every Friday where players compete in a “Best Orgy-inspired Build” contest. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players trying to recreate their wildest fantasies in Minecraft form. So come join us and let your creativity run wild (just like those post-orgy vibes)!

PixelParentingCraft

Challenges, children, Emotional journey, family, fulfillment, growth, joy, learning, Life Changes, love, new beginnings, parenting, patience, personal development, perspective change, PixelParentingCraft, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Selflessness, transformation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3925	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner child while also experiencing the joys of parenthood? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and responsibility!

Join our server and experience the thrill of raising virtual Minecraft babies while fending off creepers and zombies. Watch as your little blocky offspring grow up and become expert builders, all while learning valuable life lessons like teamwork and resource management.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft parents who have banded together to protect their young from the dangers of the blocky world. Join forces with other parents to build epic fortresses, go on daring adventures, and maybe even uncover the mystery of the legendary Diamond Diaper.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knew that parenting in a virtual world could be so much fun?

HezbollahHavocCraft

border, Commander, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, Political unrest, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Tensions, violence, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7734
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have rockets firing from lebanon and israel and stuff. it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta join if you wanna survive the chaos and build the ultimate base to protect yourself from all the crazy explosions. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the madness and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

MineCraftMondayQuarterbacks

ACADEMIC, academic criticism, academic hindsight, academic study, Analysis, critique, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, historians, historical analysis, historical hindsight, historical interpretation, historical perspective, historical research, Interpretation, MineCraftMondayQuarterbacks, Monday morning quarterbacks, research, scholarly analysis, scholars

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest party in town, but in minecraft form. we got llamas that can do the macarena, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky).

our server is so lit that even historians are like, “dang, wish i could go back in time and play on that server.” they study our server like it’s the lost city of Atlantis, trying to figure out how we make the grass so green and the diamonds so sparkly.

if u join our server, u might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to some sick beats. or maybe u’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u super speed and the ability to speak pig latin.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

DuckbillCraft: 98% COVID-Free!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Farms Harvested:	430	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

So, like, this server is like the duckbill N95 of Minecraft servers, yo! It stops 98% of boring servers from infecting your gaming experience with lame gameplay and whack players. Join us if you want to be protected from the virus of boredom and have a lit time building, exploring, and battling with the coolest peeps around. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your Minecraft game and have a blast like never before. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!