cautionary products – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyDisasterMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of cardboard? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds are made of pure chocolate!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining powers. Along the way, they met a friendly Enderman who taught them how to breakdance and a mischievous villager who sold them enchanted cookies. It was a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Oh, and did we mention that every new player gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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Prosper Prison: Where getting shanked is just part of the vanilla experience. 1.21

Auctionhouse, Battles, brand new, Creative, creative plots, Discord, discord community, DOMINATE, engaging environment, Epic Prison Gameplay, excepțional, Experience, Features, Fun, marketplace, member, Minecraft, Minigames, non-p2w, op prison, part, Players, prestige system, Prison, Prosper, Public, questions, Server, server ip, shanked, Skyblock, smp, Supportive Community, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Variety, Website

Server Name	Prosper Prison
Main Gamemode	OP Prison
Additional Gamemodes	Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Minigames

Overview:

Prosper Prison is a brand new Minecraft server offering a non-p2w OP Prison experience with a variety of unique features. With a welcoming community, dynamic marketplace, thrilling PVP, creative plots, and more, our server aims to provide an exceptional and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the main gamemode of the server?	The main gamemode is OP Prison.
What additional gamemodes are available?	Survival, Skyblock, Creative, and Minigames.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server is non-p2w.
What unique features does the server offer?	Epic Prison Gameplay, Dynamic Marketplace & Thrilling PVP, PVP at its Finest, Supportive Community, Creative Plots, Discord community.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the server IP: play.prosperprison.com
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/vj95xMY4JF
Is there a website for the server?	Yes, you can visit the website at: https://www.prosperprison.net

Nazi Puncher Minecraft Server

activism, aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, Justice, Minecraft, nazi, nonviolence, political activism, protest, Punch, puncher, resistance, RETALIATION, Server, social justice, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where punching Nazis is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for epic battles where you can take down those pesky Nazis with your bare fists and watch them run away in fear. But be warned, they may come back with their zombie pigman army, so make sure you’re prepared with your enchanted diamond armor and trusty sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground disco club and boogie the night away with your new llama friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold. All you have to do is solve the riddle of the dancing llamas and the treasure is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

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LoveCraft Minecraft Server

attracting a girlfriend, building a connection, dating tips, emotional connection, finding love, girlfriend advice, girlfriend characteristics, girlfriend goals, girlfriend qualities, girlfriend requirements, girlfriend search, girlfriend search tips, girlfriend tips, girlfriend traits, girlfriend wishlist, long term relationship, lovecraft, loving girlfriend, Minecraft, relationship advice, romantic partner, Server

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, you can find the love of your pixelated life! Our players are all super attractive and ready to mingle. Just build a beautiful castle and watch the ladies (or guys) come flocking to you! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

Join our server now and say goodbye to loneliness! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and diamonds.

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Mom’s Wedding Over Bestie’s: Minecraft Server

best friends, Besties, canceling, Conflict, Cyprus, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, May 2025, Minecraft, moms, mum’s wedding, paid for, partner, planned, relationships, RSVP, Rude, Server, sticking to plans, uk, Upset, Wedding

So, picture this: you’re stuck between a rock and a hard place, with weddings on both ends of the spectrum. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of real life weddings and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special wedding-themed event where you can choose between attending a virtual wedding in the UK or Cyprus. Who needs real-life drama when you can witness blocky love unfold before your very eyes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with teleportation technology that allows you to attend both weddings simultaneously. That’s right, you can be in two places at once and avoid any awkward confrontations with your girlfriend. Who knew Minecraft could solve real-life dilemmas?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the wedding shenanigans begin. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton. The possibilities are endless in the world of Minecraft!

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CraftySILsMasterpiece

artist, CraftySILsMasterpiece, DISCOUNT, family, family peace, hurt feelings, judgment, kitsch, Overpriced, Painting, PROFESSIONAL, Refuse, Rift, sales tactic, SIL, snob, strong-armed, Surprise, tacky painting, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be strong-armed into buying ugly paintings for $1900!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated landscapes and virtual friendships that won’t guilt trip you into purchasing overpriced artwork. Our server is a safe haven from pushy in-laws and their questionable business tactics.

Don’t worry about sounding like a snob here, because on our server, the only judgment comes from creepers and skeletons trying to ruin your day. So come on in, build your dream world, and leave the drama at the door. Plus, we offer a special discount for players who have successfully dodged awkward family situations in the past. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away the stress together!

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CraftyBidenHaters

anti-Biden, anti-establishment fashion, anti-government sentiment, Biden criticism, Biden opposition, controversial fashion, CraftyBidenHaters, Fuck Biden, political activism, political dissent, political expression, political fashion, political memorabilia, political merchandise, political merchandise collection, Political protest, political statement, presidential merchandise, protest accessories, protest gear, swag

Are you tired of wearing your “Fuck Biden” swag around town and getting dirty looks from everyone? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can proudly display your anti-Biden sentiments without judgment! Join us and unleash your inner political rebel as you build giant “Fuck Biden” signs made out of diamond blocks and TNT. Show the world that you’re not afraid to express your opinions, even in a virtual blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Joe Biden himself logs on to the server to see all the creative ways players are expressing their disdain for him. So come join us and let your anti-Biden flag fly high!

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WarReadyMC Server

Armed Forces, British Army, Conflict prevention, defense alliances, defense budget, defense capabilities, defense policy, defense readiness, defense strategy, Global threats, military intelligence, military leadership, Military operations, military preparedness, military technology, military training, national security, Server, strategic planning, uk, war readiness, WarReadyMC

lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where we gotta train for war in three years!!! like the head of the british army is like “yo join this server and get ready to fight, fam” and we all gotta build our bases and gather resources to prepare for battle!!!

but like, instead of guns and tanks, we gotta use swords and bows and arrows and stuff. and there’s gonna be dragons flying around and creepers blowing up everything. it’s gonna be epic, mate.

so come join this server and show off your pvp skills and strategize with your squad. let’s show the world that we’re ready for war, minecraft style!!!

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CraftyCreeper: Estonia4Ukraine

Baltic Sea region, Baltic states, cooperation, CraftyCreeper, diplomatic support, eastern europe, Estonia, Estonia-Ukraine relations, Estonia4Ukraine, european union, foreign policy, government support, international relations, nato, new PM, political alliance, solidarity, solidarity with Ukraine, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has the backing of an entire country? well, this server is supported by estonia and they are gonna support ukraine ‘until victory’ like wut even is that? join this server and be part of the epic battle for victory with estonia by ur side. who knew minecraft could be so political? come join the fun and fight for victory with us!

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SunshineCraft: Solar Steam Gen

#sustainability, 3d printing, clean water, climate change adaptation, desalination, Engineering, Environmental Science, evaporation, Gen, heat absorption, innovative technology, renewable energy, scientific research, seawater purification, Solar, solar energy, solar power, solar steam generators, Steam, SunshineCraft, thermal energy, water desalination, water scarcity, water treatment

come join our minecraft server where we have 3D-printed solar steam generators that can turn seawater into purified water! just imagine, you can have an endless supply of clean water while you build your epic minecraft creations. our SSGs absorb sunlight and convert it into thermal energy like magic. the water gets all hot and steamy and then BOOM, it evaporates into pure goodness. it’s like science fiction but in minecraft form. so come on over and join us for some wild water adventures!

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Magic Kingdom

Adventure, Alchemy, Castles, Cross-Play, dragons, Dungeons, Earth, Enchantments, FANTASY, fantasy worlds, Kingdoms, magic spells, magical realms, Medieval, mythical creatures, Potions, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, sorcery, Spells, Survival, wizards

Welcome to The Magic Kingdom

Embark on an epic adventure in The Magical Realm, the ultimate Minecraft and Discord server where fantasy and wizardry come to life. Here, every corner is steeped in mystery and magic, waiting to be discovered by brave wizards like you.

reinomagico.sytes.net:36636

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