Cautionary Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Roast Ghost Minecraft Server

accident, BEWARE, Caution, Cautionary, cautionary tale, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, ghost, hilarious, humor, lesson learned, Minecraft, mishap, Propeller, roast, selfie, Server, social media, viral, Warning

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5069
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can back up into a propeller while trying to take a selfie! That’s right, we offer the most thrilling and dangerous selfie opportunities in the Minecraft universe. Join us if you’re looking for heart-pounding excitement and the chance to show off your epic fails to all your friends. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned

admonishment, advice, ALERT, alertness, Apocalypse, Attention, BEWARE, Caution, Cautionary, caveat, forewarned, heads up, Heed, Notice, Notification, Precaution, vigilance, WARNED, Warning, watch out, word of caution, you were warned, zombie

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride of epic proportions.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land of infinite cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese for days!

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually llamas in disguise. They traded rainbows for emeralds and told jokes that would make even a creeper chuckle.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and takes you on a rollercoaster of absurdity, then look no further. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

But remember, you were warned. Once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

Astonishing, astonishing fact, fact, Fascinating, fun fact, INTERESTING, knowledge, little-known, Mind Blowing, Mind-Blowing Information, mind-blowing knowledge, mind-blowing trivia, mind-boggling, MindBlownMinecraftSMP, Obscure, Surprising, Trivia, uncommon, unknown, UNUSUAL

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	5719
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server with their superior farming skills? Join us and witness the epic battle between players and the moo-tants! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of drama on any other server. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

TVHorrorCraft

bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, creepy, Disturbing, fear, Grotesque, Gruesome, hair-raising, Horror, Macabre, Panic, Scary, Shocking.., spine-chilling, Suspense, television, Terrifying, Terror, Thriller, TVHorrorCraft, unnerving

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old TV shows and movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing horrifying is how much fun you’ll be having! Watch out for the killer sheep that roam the lands, the zombie villagers who throw wild dance parties, and the creepers who are just looking for a hug (spoiler alert: it’s a deadly hug). Join us if you dare, but beware – you may never want to leave!

OlympicRailCraft

commuters, Delays, DiSRuPtiON, Event, France, French train networks, Infrastructure, line sabotage, maintenance, OlympicRailCraft, olympics, Passengers, public transit, Railway, Repair, Restored, SECURITY, service, sports event, Transportation, travel

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

So, like, you know how the French train networks got all messed up cuz some crazy person was like “let’s sabotage this shiz before the Olympics”? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that chaos! It’s a freakin’ paradise of blocky goodness where you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual trains while trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft land. Who needs the Olympics when you can compete in epic building battles with your fellow gamers? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden track on our server, you’ll unlock a magical portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the games begin! Just watch out for any suspicious characters lurking around the tracks…they might be up to no good.

TikTokCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

addiction, digital addiction, digital platform, Entertainment, gen z, humor, internet culture, madness, mental health, mental hospital, mental illness, Minecraft, Online Community, popular app, social commentary, social media, social-networking, tiktok, Tiktokcraft, trends, Ultimate, unsupervised, video sharing, viral videos

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crops Grown:	4304	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

hey u, ya u, listen up! have u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a kangaroo on caffeine? well, look no further cuz this server is like tiktok on steroids! imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the macarena.

join us and experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, battling a dragon with a rubber chicken, and taming a pet zombie named fred. we’ve got more memes than a cat video marathon and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party.

so why wait? join now and see why tiktok is simply an unsupervised mental hospital. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

PesticidePvP: CancerCraft

agriculture, cancer incidence, CancerCraft, carcinogens, Chemicals, disease prevention, environmental health, epidemiology, health, Impact, long-term effects, lung cancer, pesticide use, PesticidePvP, public health, research, risk factors, smoking, study, tobacco, toxicology, U.S

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	7341	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, have i got the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like playing minecraft on steroids!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the trees are made of candy. u can ride on a unicorn and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s like a crazy acid trip, but in minecraft form.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house out of diamonds and gold. u can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against other players. u can even summon a giant chicken to do ur bidding. the possibilities are endless!

so why wait? join this insane minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of ur life. who needs reality when u have a server this epic? come join us and let the craziness begin!

The Mystery Slayers SMP

Adventure, building, Challenges, co-op, Community, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, multiplayer, Mystery, ONLINE, Ranks, Sandbox, Server, SLAYERS, smp, Survival, virtual

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

The Mystery Slayers SMP is a Minecraft SMP that lets u play survival Minecraft with others there are ranks money and other good stuff to do in The Mystery Slayers SMP.

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Nothing But Trees SMP: A Vanilla Minecraft Server for Grown-Ups Only!

application server, communicative, Community, continents, Datapacks, Discord, Empires, GrownUps, INCLUSIVE, legitimate copy, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Oakington, Requirements, Season, Server, smp, Survival, Trees, Vanilla, voice chat mod, Welcoming

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1077
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Oakington Minecraft Server Overview

Number of Members	~80 members
Established	2019 (5 years)
Server Type	Private survival multiplayer server
Season	7th season starting on 1.20
Features	Gameplay enhancing datapacks, crafting tweaks, Voice Chat Mod
Player Diversity	Players from across all continents

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the requirements to join the server?	Must be over 16 years old Be communicative and talk with others Own a legitimate copy of Minecraft: Java Edition
How can I join the Oakington Minecraft Server?	Visit the Discord Application server at https://discord.gg/Jv3GdK9WvJ

EliteCraft Minecraft Server

caste system, Colonialism, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Elite, EliteCraft, england, ethnicity, Globalization, Hierarchy, imperialism, India, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, Privilege, proletarians, Race, Racial segregation, Server, social class, social stratification, wealth gap

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Come join our server, where the differences are as clear as the difference between India and England! We’ve got players from all walks of life, creating a melting pot of chaos and hilarity. Explore a world where anything is possible and where the only limit is your imagination. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. See you on the server, mate!

HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers

$100 Australian, 10 cents, ATARI name, Atari tokens, Atri, blocky, Brain, Crypto, dirt cheap, dumb idea, education, hypothetical question, HypotheticalCraft, Investment, loose change, new fag, nostalgia rare, reserve, rocking horse shit, Shill, smp, TEASERS

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?

And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

TwinSisSlumber Minecraft Server

anxiety, attitude, Bed.., Bonding, comfort, Comments.., cousins, Cuddling, Defense, family, Harmless, Minecraft, overreacting, reaction, Server, sharing, Siblings, Situation, Support, Twins, TwinSisSlumber, vacation, weirded out

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3822
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Towns Built:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as sharing a bed with your twin sisters on vacation? Look no further! Our server is all about family bonding and cuddle sessions while watching anime together.

Join us for a unique experience where you can build epic structures with your siblings and defend them against creepers and zombies. Just like how you defended your sisters from your cousin’s weird comments back home.

Don’t let anyone tell you that sleeping in the same bed with your sisters is weird. Embrace the love and support that comes with it, just like the love and support you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a wholesome and heartwarming Minecraft adventure. And remember, family cuddles are always welcome here!