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Caution: Highly Addicted to Minecraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Votes:	865

If humans came with warning labels, mine would say: “Warning: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines. Approach with caution or join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen! Who needs PvP when you’ve got dancers throwing shapes like there’s no tomorrow? Join now and unleash your inner dancing queen (or king)!”

CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Villages Defended:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	775
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magic Items Found:	2881	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot laser beams out of their eyes. That’s right, you don’t want to mess with these bad boys!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a group of zombie chickens who are fiercely protective of their loot.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who love to trade rare items for hugs. Just be careful not to accidentally squish them with your giant Minecraft feet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

DangerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of living life on the edge with boring, safe activities? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of danger in a pixelated world like never before!

Our server is so wild, even the sheep have a thirst for adventure. They’ll challenge you to epic parkour races and if you lose, they’ll shear off all your clothes! But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got confidence, right?

We’ve also got a secret underground dungeon where the creepers throw wild parties and the skeletons have dance-offs. Think you can keep up with their killer moves? Join the server and find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as dangerous as it is hilarious, join our server now! Just remember, safety is for noobs.

PaperCutCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we have this super rare block that looks like a giant piece of bacon. like, who wouldn’t want to build a bacon house, amirite?

also, we have this secret underground cave that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. it’s like a fairy tale, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineSituation Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	6655
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	110
Falling into the Void:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only cure for a fever is building the most epic pixel art creations! Forget paracetamols, here we recommend building four-story tall statues of your favorite Minecraft mobs to cure any ailment. And if you’re feeling a bit down, why not join our server and let the explosive fun of TNT mining lift your spirits? Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a dream? So come on over and join us for some wild adventures and outrageous builds – just be sure to watch out for any unexpected explosions along the way! And remember, lone_wanderer37 is waiting to guide you through the madness.

PreggoCraft: Not Safe for Kids!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mines Excavated:	2340	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is like totally not safe for kids and preggos, but that just means it’s gonna be a wild ride for the rest of us, amirite? like, who wants to play on a server that’s all safe and boring? not us, that’s for sure.

join this server if you wanna live life on the edge, man. we’ve got lava pits everywhere, creeper explosions happening every five seconds, and a secret underground dungeon full of zombie pigmen. it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

plus, the admin once fought off a horde of ender dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. true story. if that’s not a reason to join this server, then i don’t know what is.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. just remember, if it’s “unsafe for children and pregnant mothers,” it’s probably gonna be a blast for the rest of us.

CursedChests Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where opening a chest is just a mundane task? Well, look no further because on our server, opening a chest is like playing Russian roulette! Will you find diamonds or will you unleash a horde of angry zombies? Who knows, it’s all part of the fun!

Join our server for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a giant army of creepers, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a fierce dragon. The possibilities are endless and the chaos is guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, always expect the unexpected and never trust a chest /v/!

StingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some common sense. Ever wondered what would happen if you pushed a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick? Well, on our server, you can find out!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.

But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoobNoTouchy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Creeper King who farts explosive TNT blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage cousin, the Ender Llama, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by teleporting them to random locations.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with danger, chaos, and plenty of laughs, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Tony vs Lauderdale Minecraft SMP Battle

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8023
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles between players like Tony and Lauderdale! Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown? Join now to witness the clash of the titans and place your bets on the winner!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right – DIAMONDS! So saddle up your pig and get ready to soar through the skies in search of riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Legend has it that he once defeated an army of creepers with just a single peck. Join now and see if you have what it takes to earn Cluck Norris’s respect and become a true legend in the world of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness, mayhem, and magic that await you in this wacky world of wonder!

Feline Friends Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Towns Built:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone? Well, fear not because our server offers a unique feature – cat companions! These feline friends will follow you around, meowing encouragement and bringing you gifts like fish and diamonds. Plus, they’re great at keeping creepers away with their ninja-like reflexes.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground cat society that you can join. They have their own catnip farms, laser pointer battles, and even a cat-themed fashion show every Saturday. Who knew cats had such a vibrant social life in Minecraft?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride into battle on the back of a giant cat, armed with a diamond sword and a laser pointer? Only on our server, where the cats rule and the fun never stops. Join now and unleash your inner crazy cat person!

100% Deserved Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is 100% guaranteed to make you question your sanity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition? The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous) on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim these legendary weapons for themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

OGPrison

Challenging, classic, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Escape, Features, freedom, futuristic, grind, Innovative, MCMMO, Mechanics, Nostalgia, Prison, Progression, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Roleplay, strategy, Systems, Unique

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Welcome to OGPrison.net – Where Classic Prison Meets Futuristic Innovation

Step into a world where the classic prison grind you know and love meets cutting-edge concepts for a truly unforgettable experience. At OGPrison, we’ve crafted a fully custom prison server that brings back the nostalgic prison gameplay of the past, with a touch of the future to keep things exciting and fresh.

Classic Grind, Modern Twist: Experience the deep, hard-fought progression of old-school prison servers. The journey will be tough and grindy, just like the good ol’ days, as you work your way up from a humble inmate to the ultimate freedom. But we don’t stop there – we’ve infused futuristic elements into the gameplay, adding exciting new mechanics, systems, and features that keep you on your toes and engaged for the long haul.

Nostalgia with a New Edge: Relive the thrill of prison life with a nostalgic yet innovative twist. Our fully custom builds and features allow players to experience a world that feels both familiar and refreshing. We’ve taken the best aspects of classic prison gameplay and enhanced them with futuristic elements that challenge and reward you in ways you haven’t experienced before.

Progression Like Never Before: The grind is real, but the rewards are worth it. Earn your freedom through sweat and strategy, and climb the ranks in a way that’s as satisfying as it is challenging. With unique features, quests, dungeons and systems, you’ll always find something new to conquer as you work towards the ultimate prize: become the top.

Join us at OGPrison.net for a truly classic, grindy prison experience with a futuristic twist. Are you ready to escape the past and build your future with us?

OGPrison.net

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU! Minecraft server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	311881	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU!

mc.mineplay.nl

Social Contract Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Endless Night Skies:	3	Farms Harvested:	346
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience! Instead of digging for resources, you’ll be battling evil mobs in epic dungeons filled with treasure. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct your very own castle complete with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in wild and wacky mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at navigating the treacherous maze of kike tunnels (don’t worry, no actual kikes were harmed in the making of this server).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs diamonds when you can have dragons and dungeons? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

WTF WT! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Welcome to the $30 Waiting Room, where you can join the most exclusive Minecraft SMP on the planet for the low, low price of $30! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with these llamas.

– We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that Fluffy breathes fire made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.

– Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond blocks crushing their house.

So come join the $30 Waiting Room and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a hefty supply of snacks, because you’ll be laughing and playing for hours on end.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, assault, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, general, Global, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, set, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

Assassination, CAR, car bombing, Cinema, Conspiracy, David, david lynch, death, Director, dream, Dune, fear, filmmaker, gas station, Hollywood, Lynch, Minecraft, Nightmare, premonition, smp, surreal, Terrorist, terrorist attack, Thriller, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	51	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.