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Escape Kaspa Minecraft SMP

12 months, bagholders, Blockchain, Caution, Crypto, cryptocurrency, dump, Escape, holy grail, Investment, Kaspa, market, Minecraft, opportunity, price, Recovery, Risk, scaling trilemma, Sell, smp, Tech, trap, volatility

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3669
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being an eternal bagholder in the crypto world? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience a world where the only crashing you’ll see is when someone accidentally drives their minecart off a cliff.

Our server is like a recovery potion for your soul, a trap for your worries, and a place where you can finally sell at a reasonable price (in diamonds, of course). Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the crypto chaos and dive into a world where the only scaling trilemma you’ll face is deciding how big to build your castle.

Even if you have the best tech in the blocky world, our server guarantees that you’ll never have to worry about dumping hard ever again. So come join us, build, mine, and laugh your way through the next 12 months of ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even find the holy grail of enchanted golden apples along the way!

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystals you’ll find are in the minerals shop! PvP with caution 😉

Axes, Bartering economy, bedrock, Bows, Caution, Conquer, crystals, destroy, Explore, extravagant builds, Find, geysers, hacked clients, ignore, java, Land Claims, MINERALS, Monuments, PvP, semi anarchy, Sethome, Shop, strong survive, Survival, Swords, Teleport, Trading, Tweak, USA East, Vanilla, world border, Youll

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchantments Applied:	219
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

FAQ

Is hacking allowed on the server?

No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Are there any economy plugins on the server?

No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.

Can I claim land on the server?

No, there are no land claims on sVanilla Survival. Feel free to explore and build wherever you like.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server with a focus on melee combat. Crystal PvP is disabled.

What commands are available for convenience?

Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome commands are provided for player convenience.

Will the map ever reset?

No, the map is permanent and will never reset, allowing player creations to stand as a testament to their creativity.

RedLineCraft

aggression, Boundaries, Caution, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, political tension, provocation, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, russia, seriousness, SOVEREIGNTY, US, Warning

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	1126
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server where we have red lines that u better not joke about or else russia will come after u! we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to cross the red line and a bear came out of nowhere and started dancing the macarena! u never know what’s gonna happen on our server, so join now for a wild ride! plus, we have free cake every tuesday and a secret underground disco where herobrine likes to bust a move. so what r u waiting for? come join us before russia gets ya!

Spycraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, beautiful women, Caution, China, counterintelligence, education, Espionage, Government, handsome guys, influence, intelligence, international relations, Manipulation, Minecraft, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Server, Spycraft, Spying, Students, Surveillance, Warning

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ores Mined:	1830
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the beautiful women and handsome guys that could totally lure you into spying, just like china said! but like, don’t worry, spying on this server is totally cool and not, like, illegal or anything. plus, we got, like, the craziest stories ever, like one time a creeper and a skeleton teamed up to take down a whole village, it was epic! so, like, come join our server and be part of the most insane adventures ever!

Hug A Murderer – Minecraft

Caution, chilling, crime, criminal, danger, dark side, Deception, disbelief, encounter, fear, hidden, Hug, Minecraft, murderer, realization, secret, shock, suspicion, Trust, Unknowingly, unsuspecting

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the deep dark caves of this epic minecraft server, when suddenly you come across a player who seems all chill and friendly. but little do you know, they’re actually a secret murderer in disguise! they’ll befriend you, gain your trust, and then BAM! they’ll stab you in the back (literally) and steal all your loot! so if you wanna avoid getting hugged by a murderer without even realizing it, come join our server where you’ll never know who’s really your friend and who’s just waiting to betray you in the most epic way possible! trust no one, watch your back, and most importantly, have a blast on our insane minecraft server!

ToxicTreatsMC

Awareness, Caution, common belief, danger, false sense of security, HARMFUL, health, hidden dangers, ignorance, Misconception, Misinformation, norms, overlooked risks, Perception, potential hazards, public perception, Risk, Safety, society, ToxicTreatsMC, wellness

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mines Excavated:	3615
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play it safe? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where everything you thought was safe is actually harmful! That’s right, forget about avoiding lava and creepers, on our server, the real danger comes from harmless looking flowers and cute little bunnies. You never know what will attack you next!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Killer Sheep of Doom. These woolly menaces will stop at nothing to take you down, so watch your back at all times.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be shocked, surprised, and maybe even a little bit terrified. Just remember, nothing is safe here, not even the grass beneath your feet.

BlockyBedroomBlunders

BlockyBedroomBlunders, Boundaries, Caution, Communication, consent, first time, Intimacy, red flag, red flags during first time sex, red flags during intimacy, red flags during sex, red flags in bed, red flags in new relationships, red flags in relationships, red flags in sexual encounters, red flags to watch out for, relationship, Safety, sex, Trust, warning signs

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to throwing the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

DangerousDadBod in Minecraft SMP: Would you trust him with your daughter or niece?

Caregiver, Caution, children, concern, DangerousDadBod, DAUGHTER, Decision making, family, guardian, judgment, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, parenting, Protection, relative, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, smp, supervision, Trust, uncle, vigilance

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battles between players fighting over who gets to be the official llama wrangler of the server! Rumor has it that one player tamed a creeper and now rides it around like a trusty steed. Plus, our resident villager trader is known for his questionable business practices – would you leave your daughter or niece alone with this man? Only one way to find out! Join our server now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of llama drama.

FingerCrushCraft

assumption, bold, Caution, danger, elevator accidents, elevator maintenance, elevator risks, elevator safety, elevator safety awareness, elevator safety tips, fear, finger protection, finger safety, FingerCrushCraft, Fingers, Risk, safety awareness, safety first, Safety Measures, safety precautions, safety protocols

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0

join our epic minecraft server where elevators are safe to ride without fear of finger crushing! our elevators are made of fluffy clouds and unicorn magic, ensuring a smooth and finger-friendly ride every time.

but that’s not all! our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to funky tunes. join them on the dance floor and show off your best dance moves while avoiding exploding skeletons.

if dancing isn’t your thing, take a stroll through our enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical creatures. make friends with a singing squirrel or challenge a wise old owl to a game of chess.

so why wait? join our minecraft server today for a finger-safe elevator ride, a creeper dance party, and a magical forest adventure like no other!

Pixel Peril Server

Caution, Dangerous, false sense of security, hazard, hidden danger, ignorance, Overlooked, Perception, Peril, PIXEL, potential harm, Risk, risky activities, risky behavior, Safety, safety awareness, safety culture, Safety Measures, safety precautions, safety regulations, safety standards, Server, underestimated

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of facing off against the most deadly creatures in the game – chickens! That’s right, these seemingly harmless birds have been genetically modified to be the ultimate killing machines. Don’t be fooled by their fluffy feathers and innocent clucks, they will peck you to death in seconds!

But that’s not all, our server also features a lava parkour course where you have to jump from one floating island to another while dodging fiery death below. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that will burn your enemies to a crisp with its fiery breath.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or floating in mid-air over a pool of lava), then join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate chicken apocalypse!

BlazeCraft: Ukrainian Drone Strike

aggression, Blaze, BlazeCraft, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, drone, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, oil facility, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, strike, Surveillance, Target, Tension, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE’S DRONES, IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND WITH THE EPICNESS! JOIN US AND WATCH AS OUR PLAYERS SET FIRE TO EVERYTHING IN SIGHT! WE’RE TALKING A BLAZE SO BIG, EVEN RUSSIA WOULD BE IMPRESSED! COME ON AND JOIN THE CHAOS, BECAUSE WHY NOT?! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

BlackSheepCraft

Authenticity, black sheep, BlackSheepCraft, Breaking Stereotypes, challenging authority, different, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, Individuality, Misfit, misunderstood, nonconformist, outcast, Outsider, rebel, scapegoat, societal norms, truth seeker, Unconventional, unique perspective

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where all the black sheep gather to plot their revenge on the white sheep who think they’re so great with their fancy wool and perfect lives. we have a secret underground sheep rebellion going on and only the coolest, edgiest players are invited to join.

our server is filled with hidden tunnels, secret bases, and even a disco party room where the sheep let loose and dance the night away. but beware, the white sheep are always trying to sabotage our fun, so you gotta stay on your toes and watch your back.

if you’re tired of being the outcast in your family, come join us and show them who’s boss. plus, we have the best snacks in all of minecraft – unlimited grass and hay for days. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most rebellious, sheep-tastic server around!

⭐❤️ FUNTIME ❤️⭐ ⎝TODAY WE ARE GIVING DONATIONS ⎠ ⚡⚡⚡ /FREE Minecraft server

Anarchy, anti cheat, armor, Auctions, Beacons, Cheats, Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Emerald, Enchantments, Events, Fan, Fly, funtime, Grief, Griefing, Hardcore, Ip:, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, Phantoms, pioneer, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Store, Support, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher, YouTuber

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	189	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ores Mined:	5309	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

⚡⭐⚡ FUNTIMES.SU ⚡⭐⚡

Server of the famous YouTuber Pioneer

FunTime pioneer server (FanTime)

❤️ [Анархия]

>Hardcore mode because here

private via precious blocks

and you can blow up any region

the essence of the mode is complete griefing

⚡ [Наши фишки]

>Hard griefing

> Your own enchantments

> PVP new version

> Your own recipes

> Your own enchantments

> Emerald armor

> No PHANTOMS

> Own beacons

> Huge Store

> Player Auctions

> Best support

>Powerful anti-cheat

✌ Join us!

✌ Our IP is mr.funtimes.su

✌ Version 1.12.2 – 1.20.4

✌ VK vk.com/mc_funtime

mr.funtimes.su

Sovereign SMP Season 3: Where creepers and drama both blow up in your face!

Active players, bedrock, BLOW, bullying, CREEPERS, discrimination, Drama, Dynmap, face, Griefing, HACKING, Harassment, java, Lgbtqia, Mature, Open, Play styles, Plugin list, Positive, proximity chat, Requirements, Season, season 3, Season start, smp, Sovereign, theft, Understanding, Vanilla, Welcoming, zero tolerance

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Sovereign SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	SMP
Age Requirement	18+
Play Styles	All are welcome
Plugins	Proximity Chat, Dynmap, Mini Blocks, More Mob Heads, Player Head Drops, Fast Leaf Decay, Armor Stands, Single Player Sleep
Version	Paper 1.20.4

Apply through Discord! – Join us on Discord

FAQ

1. What is Sovereign SMP?

Sovereign SMP is an 18+, LGBTQIA+ friendly Minecraft server focused on building a positive and welcoming community.

2. Can I join if I am under 18?

Sorry, but the server is limited to players who are 18 years or older.

3. Can I use TNT duping and redstone tricks?

Yes, TNT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed on the server.

4. How do I apply to join the server?

You can apply through Discord by joining our server using the invite link provided above.

5. Is griefing, theft, or harassment allowed on the server?

No, we have a zero tolerance policy for any form of harassment, discrimination, bullying, hacking, griefing, theft, etc.

CraftyMe Minecraft Server

Awareness, Character, convince, CraftyMe, Evidence, Existence, existential crisis, fictional, fictional being, Identical Twins, Identity, identity crisis, Indisputable, lookalike, me, Minecraft, MIRROR, Relate, SELF AWARENESS, self-aware, Server, SIMILAR, twin

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Star Shards Collected:	236
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of being just another player on a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of uniqueness!

Join us and create a character that is literally YOU. No, seriously, this character is so you that it’s almost creepy. People will stop you in the virtual streets and be like, “Wow, you and your character are like twins!”

Imagine waking up every morning, logging into the server, and feeling a deep connection with your character. It’s like looking into a virtual mirror and seeing yourself staring back.

But wait, it gets even crazier! What if your character became self-aware and started questioning your existence? Talk about a mind-blowing experience!

So, why settle for just any Minecraft server when you can join us and become one with your virtual self? Trust us, you won’t find this level of existential crisis-inducing fun anywhere else!

CowgirlCruelty Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, CowgirlCruelty, cruel behavior, Cultural differences, dating struggles, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, female behavior, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, male perspective, Minecraft, misunderstandings, psychological impact, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, western women

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6587	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Tired of dealing with cruel western women? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Our community of smart and chill guys will have your back as you build and survive in this crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can help you find the rarest diamonds. So come on over and escape the drama of real life by diving into the virtual world of our server!

BikeCrashMC Server

#road incident, bike accident, bike collision, bike commute, bike confrontation, bike etiquette, bike incident, bike ride, bike road, bike safety, bike trail, BikeCrashMC, cyclist etiquette, Cyclists, electric bike, falling off bike, intimidation, not helping, professional cyclists, road etiquette, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of getting bullied by professional cyclists on the road? Join our Minecraft server where you can ride your electric bike in peace without any intimidating cyclists tailing you!

Our server is a safe haven for all electric bike enthusiasts who have been traumatized by aggressive cyclists. No more worrying about getting harassed on the road, just pure, peaceful biking fun in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the thrill of riding your electric bike without any fear of being followed by cyclists with questionable intentions. Ride freely, build your dream bike, and leave those pesky cyclists in the dust (literally)!

Don’t let those cyclists intimidate you any longer, join our server and pedal your way to victory!

StretchyPixelLove

acceptance, Apology, body goals, body image, body positivity, comfort, Communication, Conflict, diets, emotions, FITNESS, Girlfriend, Irritation, misunderstanding, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, Sexy, stretch marks, StretchyPixelLove, Support

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mines Excavated:	4479	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Because why not! The chicken statue became a landmark on our server, attracting players from all over who wanted to see this majestic poultry in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Join us and you may just catch a glimpse of this mythical creature.

So come on, join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stretch marks and arguments when you can have chicken statues and Diamond Unicorns? See you in the game!

Blocky Bro Banter

banter, blocky, Bro

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5277
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Emeralds Found:	4875	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, fear not, because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to ask men all those inappropriate questions you’ve been too afraid to ask. Want to know why they always leave the toilet seat up? Or why they can’t seem to find anything in the fridge even though it’s right in front of them? Our server is the place to get all the answers you never knew you needed. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, Steve, once defeated a creeper with nothing but a carrot. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and let the hilarity ensue.

DownUnderSpyCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Towns Built:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got, like, secret agents from australia and india, like, spying on each other. it’s, like, a whole spy vs spy situation, but in minecraft. you gotta see it to believe it, bro. plus, we got, like, politicians and defense tech being targeted, it’s, like, a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be epic!