But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).
Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or have your house mysteriously turn into a giant block of cheese overnight.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and remember – you’re gonna have a bad time (in the best way possible)!
Join our server if you want to witness the legendary battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen for control over the land of carrots. Rumor has it they both have armies of dancing parrots and singing wolves ready to do their bidding.
But beware, there’s a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the server admins and turn everything into a giant melon farm. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fruity tyranny?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Just don’t listen to anyone about bullruns, because here, anything can happen.
Our server is like a recovery potion for your soul, a trap for your worries, and a place where you can finally sell at a reasonable price (in diamonds, of course). Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the crypto chaos and dive into a world where the only scaling trilemma you’ll face is deciding how big to build your castle.
Even if you have the best tech in the blocky world, our server guarantees that you’ll never have to worry about dumping hard ever again. So come join us, build, mine, and laugh your way through the next 12 months of ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even find the holy grail of enchanted golden apples along the way!
| IP | corn.gg |
|---|---|
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.
Why choose sVanilla Survival?
No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
No, there are no land claims on sVanilla Survival. Feel free to explore and build wherever you like.
Yes, PvP is allowed on the server with a focus on melee combat. Crystal PvP is disabled.
Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome commands are provided for player convenience.
No, the map is permanent and will never reset, allowing player creations to stand as a testament to their creativity.
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO CROSS THE BORDER INTO OUR SERVER, BUT WE HIT IT WITH A TARIFF SO HIGH, IT EXPLODED INTO A MILLION PIECES!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO CRAZY, WE HAVE IMPORT TARIFFS ON DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND EVEN WOOD! YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT NEXT!
SO, IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF TARIFFS AND ADVENTURE, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY! AND REMEMBER, TARIFFS MAKE EVERYTHING MORE FUN!
Program your different mini-games to your taste and color. Invite a lot of your friends to show them your game
devcreative.net
| Server Information | Details |
|---|---|
| IP | dnmc.net |
| Port | 19132 |
| Version | Bedrock |
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Classic Prison | Non-OP, grind-based progression system. |
| PvP Events | Participate in events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine. |
| Non-P2W | Fair balance for all players, limited benefits for donators. |
| Cosmetics | 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes available. |
Activities & Progression: – Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage. – Quests: NPCs help players progress faster. – Commissary: Sell special items for extra money. – Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward. – Guards: Coming soon for added challenge. – So Much More: Explore the server to discover more.
For more details, visit our website or join our community on Discord.
Cinematic Trailer: Watch here
This server is perfect for players wanting a mix of classic prison gameplay with modern updates.
To join, connect to the IP dnmc.net on port 19132 using the Bedrock version.
The server has limited benefits for donators to maintain a fair balance for all players.
Yes, you can participate in events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine to earn rewards.
Yes, there are additional activities like fishing, quests, and managing cells for progression.
Yes, you can join our Discord community to interact with other players and stay updated on server news and events.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking chickens who give you quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Twerk Off” where you compete against other players to see who has the best dance moves.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer that occasionally glitches out and turns everything upside down. It’s like playing Minecraft in an alternate dimension where nothing makes sense but in a good way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us on this epic journey where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties. Our world is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps around every corner. You never know what you’ll stumble upon next, maybe a giant chicken wearing a top hat or a cow playing the accordion.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where the skeletons are the DJ’s and the endermen are the bouncers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the worm on the dance floor.
So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. If laughter is the best medicine, then this server is like a whole pharmacy of comedy. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. Who can say no to free cookies?
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. We promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun. But who’s allergic to fun, am I right? Let’s get this party started, woo!
Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with wacky potato-related quests, epic potato battles, and even a potato-themed dance party every Friday night. Who needs a six-pack abs when you can have a six-pack of potatoes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start working towards your spud-tacular goal for 2025!
