‘Cause I’m A Man Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TrustyLonely vs. ExtravertedSuspect

extraversion, extraversion and loneliness, extraversion study, ExtravertedSuspect, interpersonal relationships, Loneliness, loneliness and trust, loneliness study, personality and trust, personality traits, Psychology, social behavior, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology, social tendencies, social trust, Trust, trust in others, trustworthiness perceptions, trustworthy expectations, TrustyLonely

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	28
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3766	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

come join our cray cray minecraft server where lonely peeps trust erryone but extraverted peeps be like nah i dont trust u. u can build ur own world and make frens with all the trusty lonely peeps. extraverted peeps can try to make frens but they be like nah i dont trust u. its a wild ride of trust issues and building cool stuff. come join the madness now!

Twisted SMP

Better Teams, Economy, Found it, Life steal smp, No Crystal PVP, No hacking, set home, Shop, SuperHarvest, Survival, Tpa, Twisted SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9668	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Star Shards Collected:	158	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

This is a life steal SMP.

PLUGINS

– Better Teams

– Set home

– /Shop

– Economy

– Found it

– Tpa

Superharvest

RULES

– No Hacking

– No Crystal PVP

185.234.21.165:25693

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Accounts, Arabs, Bigotry, blockbusters, Censorship, community guidelines, cultural stereotypes, cyberbullying, Hate Speech, inappropriate content, Indians, instagram, Jews, mass-flags, Meta, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, porn, racism, Server, sexual degenerates, social media

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Enchantments Applied:	132
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to escape the madness of Instagram porn accounts run by Arabs and Indians (seriously, what’s up with that?). Our server is a safe haven for all those tired of scrolling through degeneracy and softcore CP. Plus, we have zero tolerance for mean comments – unless they’re about creepers, then feel free to let loose!

Come build, mine, and explore with us as we embark on epic quests and battle mythical creatures (yes, even unicorns). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously chaotic fun begin!

SMP Chef & Maid – Minecraft SMP

Board, Catch, Chef, clean, Cook, Demand, follow the husband, husband, love, love your parents, Maid, Minecraft, parents, sex on demand, smp, Terminal, they cook, Yellow fever

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers cook and clean for you, sex is on demand (in-game of course), and you must love your virtual parents and follow your virtual husband! But wait, there’s more! The catch? Well, let’s just say our server has terminal yellow fever…literally! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, bizarre love triangles, and unexpected twists and turns. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

BroBro’sGuestRoom Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroBrosGuestRoom, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional reactions, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, generational differences, guest room, household rules, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, privacy, roommates, Server, sharing a room, sibling relationships, Siblings, strict parents, teenage angst, teenage daughters

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9786
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ores Mined:	6013	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you won’t have to share a room with your annoying sibling!

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own virtual bedroom, complete with all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft palace. No bunk beds, no sharing wardrobes – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

And if you ever feel the need for some sibling-free relaxation, our server offers a special “guest room” feature where you can kick back and enjoy some peace and quiet. No need to scream at your parents here – we’ve got your back!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the cramped quarters behind. Who knew virtual reality could provide such sweet relief from real-life sibling drama? Join now and say goodbye to sharing a room forever!

GFsNephewEduFunLand

Behavior, Boundaries, child development, Communication, consequences, discipline, educating, family dynamics, GFsNephewEduFunLand, girlfriend’s nephew, JOKE, parenting, personal belongings, personal space, privacy invasion, Respect, stealing, trouble maker, Upset

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can defend your precious blocks from troublemakers like my gf’s nephew? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with thieves, drama, and important life lessons!

Imagine playing on a server where you have to protect your virtual belongings from sneaky little kids who think stealing is just a joke. Just like in real life, you’ll have to educate them on the importance of respecting other players’ property while fending off their attempts to raid your chests.

But beware, if you stand up for yourself, you might just find yourself in a virtual family feud with angry parents calling you names for not being able to take a joke. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t find on any other Minecraft server!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic as a family gathering with a mischievous nephew, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand up for what’s yours!

IllegalGriefer420 – Minecraft SMP

breaking the law, criminal behavior, illegal activities, illegal activities at home, illegal activities for thrill, illegal activities list, illegal activities to avoid, illegal activities to do at night, illegal activities to try, illegal acts, illegal behavior, illegal habits, illegal things to do, illegal things to do for fun, IllegalGriefer420, illicit actions, law breaking activities, law violation, Minecraft, prohibited actions, rule breaking, smp, unlawful behavior

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	777

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage illegal activities! That’s right, forget about building cute little houses and farms, here you can participate in underground black market trading, organize heists on other players’ bases, and even start your own illegal casino!

Join us if you’re tired of following the rules and want to unleash your inner criminal mastermind in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become the most notorious player on the server and have a whole FBI task force after you (just kidding…or are we?). So come on, what illegal thing do you usually do? Let’s take it to the next level on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CovidCraft Server: IQ Points Lost

brain function, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive decline study, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, covid complications, covid consequences, covid long term effects, covid research, covid survivors, CovidCraft, health impacts, IQ points, long haulers, long-term effects, Lost, mental health, neurological symptoms, pandemic, pandemic aftermath, Points, Server, severe COVID-19

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1099	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

join our epic minecraft server and avoid losing 10 IQ points like those poor souls who had covid-19! our server is like a brain booster, keeping your mind sharp and your crafting skills on point. plus, we have a secret potion that makes your character do the moonwalk while building! who wouldn’t want to join a server that lets you dance and mine at the same time? come join us and let’s build some wacky creations together!

BlockyTerrorGone

Assassination, BlockyTerrorGone, Conflict, Dead, extremist, freedom, gaza, Hamas, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, Revenge, target killing., terror chief, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ores Mined:	3174	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3603
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of being a hamas terror chief and boasting about ur freedom before getting rekt and dying within hours! build ur own terrorist hideout, recruit minions, and plot world domination all while dodging airstrikes and rival factions. who will be the last terror chief standing? join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

NoMoMosquitoKillsMC

Alaska, Arctic, Canada, cultural diversity, cultural practices, environmental conservation, Eskimos, Greenland, indigenous people, insect behavior, insect control, insect-borne diseases, mosquito bites, mosquito populations, mosquito repellent, mosquitoes, natural remedies, NoMoMosquitoKillsMC, sustainable living, traditional beliefs, traditional knowledge

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	150
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Eskimos who are legit the only peeps who never killed dem pesky mosquitoes. Like, they be chillin’ with dem bugs like it’s no biggie.

Join us and be part of dis epic adventure where u can team up with Eskimos and build a mosquito sanctuary or somethin’. Who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a mosquito and ride it into battle against other players.

So, what u waitin’ for? Come join da madness and be part of dis one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where anything is possible, even makin’ friends with mosquitoes. Let’s get weird, y’all!