Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard, typing away furiously to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have somehow learned how to wield swords and ride pigs into battle. You’ll never know when a gang of sword-wielding chickens will come charging at you, ready to take you down in the most ridiculous way possible.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also haunted by a ghostly cow who loves to prank unsuspecting players. You’ll be mining away peacefully when suddenly your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken, courtesy of our ghostly cow friend.
So come join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
But that’s not all! Our server also comes with a special feature – the Bad Parenting Plugin. Witness firsthand as our players neglect their virtual children, eat all the virtual food, and let the virtual house become a virtual mess. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft!
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and entertainment 24/7? AITA for inviting you to join this crazy server?
But don’t worry, our friendly ghost admin is always around to guide you through the spooky adventures and make sure you don’t get too scared. Plus, if you survive the night in the haunted mansion, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you superpowers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands.
So if you’re brave enough to face the paranormal in Minecraft, join our server now and see if you can survive the ghostly encounters!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie villagers who have learned how to wield diamond swords. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests guarded by a dragon who breathes fire made of TNT.
If you’re brave enough to conquer our challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper who can do your bidding and blow up any pesky players who dare to challenge your dominance. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner evil genius!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building massive piggy fortresses. Join forces with them to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of the server.
And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of chocolate bars and swimming in rivers of caramel. The possibilities are endless on our crazy Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with talking pigs, candy universes, and no pesky police to ruin your fun. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other.
we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant floating potato made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until you cry, like the time someone built a giant chicken that laid golden eggs or when a player tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).
so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft?
| Server address | mc.minelanders.com |
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| Version | 1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible] |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z |
The ‘Minelanders’ started in 2019 and have been operating every year since! We launched the 6th Edition of the server on June 14th, 2024. In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a cozy Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. Whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or just playing some Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. Survival is only 50 blocks away!
Every couple weeks we host custom made maps/events for the community! Escape rooms, capture the flag, adventure maps, and more! Engage with the community and experience Minecraft in a new way.
We love the potential of vanilla Minecraft but have rebalanced certain aspects of the game through plugins and player feedback to allow for all sorts of gameplay.
| Plot Protection | 4 sizes available for in-game currency to earn, chests not protected |
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| Player Shop Chests | Sell items to other players, admin shops set up |
| Clans | Team up with existing players or create your own clan |
| Map Size | 6k block diameter with expanded Nether, limited to keep players close |
| Donations | No in-game advantages, welcomed to support server |
Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their banana-shaped tools.
2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually the ones in charge of the server. They may spit at you if you don’t follow their rules, but hey, it’s all part of the fun!
3. Our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity works in reverse and pigs fly around with jetpacks. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but instead, it’s a rare and valuable resource called “unicorn poop.” Don’t ask where it comes from, just collect as much as you can!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!
