| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 798 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1953 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! You can ride on the back of a llama while shooting arrows at zombies dressed as clowns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco where skeletons breakdance to dubstep music.
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many hours of gameplay). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to be in the Minecraft universe.
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8048 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
U WANNA KNOW WHY U SHOULD JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED THIS SERVER AND THEY FOUND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND THEIR WILDEST DREAMS. THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND AND RULED OVER EVERYONE WITH AN IRON FIST.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST GIANT ZOMBIES, BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, AND EVEN TAME A DRAGON TO FLY AROUND ON.
SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9589 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 4941 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
| Server Name | Euphoria SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla |
| Basic Plugins | Land claim, tpa/rtp, economy, homes |
| Current Season Start | March of this year |
| Java IP | play.euphmc.net:19188 |
|---|---|
| Bedrock IP | play.euphmc.net |
| Bedrock Port | 54388 |
You can connect to the Java server using the IP address play.euphmc.net:19188
The server has plugins like land claim, tpa/rtp, economy, and homes for your convenience.
The current season started back in March of this year.
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4119 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6028 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 717 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4887 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Talk about a wild ride!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to keep up with their funky moves.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you behind every block? Join now and let the wokery begin!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1494 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately you’re greeted by a majestic castle, built entirely out of diamond blocks. Yes, DIAMOND BLOCKS. And who built this castle, you ask? None other than your own mother, who is now the reigning queen of the server.
But wait, it gets even better. Your MIL logs on and tries to challenge your mother’s reign, but little does she know that every time she takes a step, she falls into a pit of lava. It’s like the universe itself is conspiring against her, just like it did at your wedding.
And the best part? The server is filled with hilarious photos of your MIL’s mishaps, like getting food stuck in her teeth or yelling at virtual kids. It’s like a never-ending roast session, and you’re the guest of honor.
So, if you want to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your family drama, look no further. Just remember, nobody messes with your mother, especially not on your wedding day.
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5472 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 137 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2535 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Join us and be part of the Artemis moon landing programme, where u can build ur own spaceship and fly to da moon to mine for rare space diamonds. But watch out, cuz there are aliens lurking in the shadows, ready to abduct u and probe u for information (literally)!
Conspiracy theorists gonna lose their minds when they see u on dis server, cuz we got secret government bases, hidden underground bunkers, and even a secret society of talking cows plotting world domination. Trust me, u ain’t seen nothin’ like dis before!
So come on down to our server and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life. Just remember to bring ur tin foil hat and a sense of humor, cuz things are gonna get weird up in here!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4140 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 193 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 174 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5138 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3251 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Votes: | 9413 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they can do a mean cha-cha slide during downtime.
2. We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the disco creepers – they love to boogie down too!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Rorke’s Mrs Edish, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find her secret lair. Some say she’s a cross between a unicorn and a dragon, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself.
4. We host weekly build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous and jaw-dropping structures. The winner gets a pet rainbow sheep that poops diamonds – talk about a win-win!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9127 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 83 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Ores Mined: | 9800 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can fight off hordes of zombies, build epic castles, and even ride dragons into battle.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive 3D hentai games available for you to play in between your Minecraft adventures. Get ready to experience a whole new level of gaming like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate survivor in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
