The StorytimeSMP: A New Start

Terralith, world generation, proximity voice chat, StorytimeSMP, Whitelist

StorytimeSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Role-play oriented
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Features	Proximity Voice Chat Kill-ban System Dynmap Custom Music Discs Amazing staff Semi-Vanilla feel

Join the StorytimeSMP today and start creating your own character’s story!

Discord: https://discord.gg/storytimesmp

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can connect using either the Java or Bedrock edition of Minecraft and use the server IP provided.
What is the Kill-ban System?	The Kill-ban System bans players for 30 minutes when killed by another player to add significance to interactions and gameplay.
Can I use custom mods on the server?	Custom mods may be supported, but make sure to check with server staff for compatibility and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	There may be a whitelist in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for all players. Contact server staff for whitelist inquiries.

Crafted Realms 1.20

Disgusting, Behavior, chimp, disassociating, feces

>Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality>Not your average server, we have crazy chimps that will make you disassociate>Witness chimp shenanigans that will scar you for life>From hog cranking to poop flinging, our server has it all>Experience the thrill of being watched by an alpha chimp as he paints his face with his own diarrhea>Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server that will make you never want to go to the zoo again!

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New Server IP
PartyPigz Minecraft Server

16th birthday, Afford, mom, expensive, Server

So, like, you know how you always wanted to try KBBQ but your mom never let you? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server is like a virtual KBBQ joint where you can feast on pixelated meat all day long!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a virtual karaoke room where you can sing your heart out without worrying about embarrassing yourself in front of real people. And guess what? It’s all free! No need to bring $80 or pay for anything, because we believe in generosity and fun!

Join our server now and let your picky eater daughter feast on all the pixelated meat she wants, without worrying about the bill. Plus, she can make virtual friends and have a blast without breaking the bank. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the virtual feasting begin!

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New Server IP
PhysiCraft – Bet Winning Physics

internal pressure, child’s bet, thinking outside the box, Cheating, Bet..

🤣🤣🤣 JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND SHOW OFF YOUR OUTSIDE THE BOX THINKING SKILLS! 🤣🤣🤣

👾👾👾 we have challenges that will make you question reality, just like freezing a fidget toy to win a bet! 👾👾👾

🤑🤑🤑 win $5 (or maybe more if you’re really creative) by completing our wacky challenges! 🤑🤑🤑

🌟🌟🌟 NO RULES, NO LIMITS, JUST PURE MINECRAFT MADNESS! 🌟🌟🌟

🚀🚀🚀 JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN WILD! 🚀🚀🚀

🤪🤪🤪 WHO NEEDS GROUND RULES WHEN YOU HAVE A FREEZER AND A RUBBER BALL? 🤪🤪🤪

🤑🤑🤑 CHEATERS? WE PREFER TO CALL THEM CREATIVE GENIUSES! 🤑🤑🤑

🎉🎉🎉 JOIN THE FUN AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT WEIRD AGAIN! 🎉🎉🎉

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New Server IP
RedditRecallCraft

Button, Reddit feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, Reddit Feature, suggestion

Are you tired of losing your spot in the never-ending scroll of Reddit posts? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical “return to where you left off” button that teleports you back to the exact block you were standing on when you last logged off. No more getting lost in the vast world of Reddit or Minecraft!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the wonders of bacon architecture firsthand!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its riches?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy, bacon-filled world!

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New Server IP
Redstone Diplomacy Minecraft Server

energy infrastructure, Biden administration, energy security, U.S, Geopolitical

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the secret talks between Russia and U.S. bout restarting Nord Stream 2 pipeline but in minecraft form!!! like, u can build ur own pipeline and negotiate deals with other players to get dat sweet, sweet oil flowing again.

But watch out, cuz there’s also like, secret spies and stuff trying to sabotage ur pipeline and steal all ur resources. It’s like a real-life political thriller but in blocky pixel form.

So come join da fun and see if u can navigate da treacherous world of international diplomacy and energy politics in da most ridiculous way possible. Plus, we have really cool skins and stuff. So, like, join now or whatever.

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New Server IP
CraftyKremlinCraft

sources, news sources, united states, sanctions relief, diplomatic relations

so, like, u know how the white house is all like, “yo, we gotta figure out a plan for russia sanctions relief”? well, imagine if that was all happening on this epic minecraft server! like, the president is just chillin’ in his virtual oval office, tryna negotiate with virtual putin to lift the sanctions. u gotta join this server just to see the drama unfold, man. plus, there’s like, secret underground tunnels and stuff where u can hide from the fbi agents tryna catch u for hacking into the server. it’s wild, bro. come join the chaos!

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New Server IP
Cycle Syncing Craze Debunked

FITNESS, syncing, debunking theories, exercise science, Women’s Health

join this cray cray minecraft server where we sync our building skills with the phases of the moon! forget about timing your workouts with your menstrual cycle, we time our epic battles with the lunar cycle for maximum power! our internet influencers will teach you how to coordinate your mining, crafting, and building with the phases of the moon for ultimate success! who needs muscles when you have the power of the moon on your side?! come join us and debunk the common belief that women can’t dominate in minecraft!

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New Server IP
Astoria RP

Character, Dwarves, orcs, Diplomacy, Religion
Astoria Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Whitelisted, medieval-fantasy RP

Races Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs

Features Revive system, Dynmap Towny, SiegeWar addon, custom races and skills

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Ad Astoria?

We are a whitelisted, medieval-fantasy RP server emphasizing diplomacy and world-building. Players can create characters based on extensive written lore and establish towns and nations.

What is the server’s lore?

The continent of Aethelwyn was sustained by Pillars of Creation until they shattered, unleashing the Void. The continent splintered, beasts rose, and chaos reigned.

How do I join the server?

Join the discord, apply in #apply-here, and submit a character in #character-submission. Be sure to read the rules before applying.

What are some unique features of the server?
Discord: Join our Discord server
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FootprintCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Beautiful feet, Toes, Foot scrub, toe rings

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of pixelated wonder!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, and creepers that explode like my mom after finding my browser history!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some memories that will have you saying “Nice toe meet you again” for years to come!

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New Server IP

Server Type	Whitelisted, medieval-fantasy RP
Races	Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs
Features	Revive system, Dynmap Towny, SiegeWar addon, custom races and skills

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StorytimeSMP Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

Astoria Minecraft Server Overview

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Ad Astoria?

What is the server’s lore?

How do I join the server?

What are some unique features of the server?