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Minecraft SMP: /GCG/ GoonCaveGeneral – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2002	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!

What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.

But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.

Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!

OVClub VS Hypixel

community-gaming, Cross-Play, custom events, Economy, epic adventures, Forge Alliances, Hardcore, Infinite exploration, Monthly Events, online-alliances, Player Economy, Player Shops, player-marketplace, PvP, Raiding, Server Community, server-legacy, server-storytelling, sponges-currency, sprawling-world, Survival, Thriving Economy, Vanilla, virtual exploration, virtual shopping, virtual-heritage, wiki-history

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dimension Hops:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Hypixel	OVClub
Large player base	Player-run economy
Custom mini-games	Player shops
Regular updates and events	Unique monthly events
Network of different game modes	Forge alliances
Professionally managed with high quality gameplay experience	No world border for infinite exploration

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to OVClub, which means a more bustling and active community.

Which server has more custom content?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide range of custom mini-games and game modes, providing a unique gaming experience for players.

Which server focuses on player-run economy?

OVClub: OVClub puts an emphasis on player-run economy with the use of sponges as currency and player shops for trading resources.

Which server offers more unique monthly events?

OVClub: OVClub hosts exclusive custom events each month, allowing players to experience new and exciting gameplay mechanics.

Which server allows for infinite exploration?

OVClub: OVClub has no world border in sight, giving players the freedom to explore a vast world that stretches 30 million blocks in every direction.

Yusuke’s Minecraft Mama

child rearing, family, MAMA, maternal love, Minecraft, mother and son, Mother’s love, Motherhood, motherhood blessings, motherhood bond, motherhood commitment, motherhood devotion, motherhood experience, motherhood journey, motherhood joy, motherhood pride, motherhood sacrifice, motherhood strength, Nurturing, parenting, raising children, unconditional love, Yusukes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	155
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Join our Minecraft server and witness the miraculous birth of Yusuke, the legendary Minecraft player who was born and raised in the virtual world! Rumor has it that Yusuke’s first words were “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” and he has been dominating the server ever since. Join now to see if you can keep up with this Minecraft prodigy and maybe even learn a thing or two from him! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft superstar like Yusuke!

1/3 Mystery Mine: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions

1.3, affiliation, belonging, belonging to a group, belongingness, Community, confusion, CREEPERS, Division, Exclusivity, group dynamics, group membership, Identity, inclusion, loyalty, MEMBERSHIP, Mystery, question.., questions, real, sense of belonging, separation, uncertainty, Unity

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to be a part of the 1/3 of players who are chosen to embark on epic quests and battle mythical creatures. Why 1/3, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of ancient Minecraft gods who have deemed it necessary to only allow a select few to experience the true magic of the game.

But beware, for those who are not chosen may find themselves cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own blocks. So join us now and see if you have what it takes to be one of the chosen few in this wacky and wild Minecraft adventure!

TrailerCraft: Where Creeper Neighbors Are a Real Blast!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9360	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of living in a small apartment? Wish you could experience the thrill of living in a trailer park? Look no further, because on our server, we have the most luxurious virtual trailer park you could ever imagine!

Picture this: instead of cramped living spaces, you’ll have spacious trailers with all the amenities you could ever dream of. Want a jacuzzi in your trailer? Done. How about a pet unicorn roaming around your yard? We can make it happen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can hide from virtual zombies and craft the most epic weapons to defend yourself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild and wacky world of virtual trailer park living like never before!

Crafty Caption Craze – Join the LOLz on Server #688.5

Boorus, Capper, caption, caption tutorials, catbox, comfort caps, Crafty, CRAZE, discord servers, Dragon Quest V, Erelzen, Fireheart, Furry JOI, Höss, Joe, JOE Caption thread, Joi, Join, lolz, Majiikappu, MEGADoggo, Mouchi, Server, Swirlin, Wedding Night

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take “going green” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Picture this: Bianca, Nera, and Deborah from Dragon Quest V are getting ready to enjoy their wedding night with Madison… in Minecraft! Who knew virtual weddings could be so epic?

But that’s not all! We have comfort caps galore, so you can relax and unwind in style. Share your favorite caps and get ready to laugh until you cry.

And don’t forget to check out our Discord servers, where the party never stops. Join The Stash or The Swirlin Swarm for even more madness and mayhem.

So why wait? Jump into our Minecraft server today and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Emerald Prison | OP Prison VS Hypixel

Automation, BADGES, blocks, Community, companions, Components, Cosmetics, Customization, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Ip:, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Pickaxe, Prestige, Prison, progress, PvP, Realm, Unique, Upgrades

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Dragons Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Farms Harvested:	526
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Hypixel	Emerald Prison
Popular with a large player base	Unique prison experience
Offers a variety of minigames	Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm
Constantly updated with new content	Unique badge system and Companions
Frequently hosts events and tournaments	Unlock Components and hatch Companions
Robust anti-cheat system	Equippable animated cosmetics

**FAQ:**

1. **Which server has a larger player base, Hypixel or Emerald Prison?** – Hypixel has a larger player base due to its popularity and wide variety of minigames.

2. **What sets Emerald Prison apart from other servers?** – Emerald Prison offers a unique prison experience with features such as upgrading, automating, and customizing your own private Realm, as well as a unique badge system and Companions.

3. **Do both servers offer regular updates and new content?** – Yes, both Hypixel and Emerald Prison regularly update their servers with new content to keep the player experience fresh.

4. **Can I participate in events and tournaments on either server?** – While Hypixel frequently hosts events and tournaments, Emerald Prison also offers unique features and events within its prison experience.

5. **Which server offers more customization options for players?** – Emerald Prison allows players to customize their experience with features like equippable animated cosmetics and Companions that help with progression.

MorisExistenceRageQuit

anger, Competition, complaining, Content Creation, Dedication, determination, Existence, growth, hard work, Improvement, Jealousy, mori, MorisExistenceRageQuit, motivation, online presence, productivity, self improvement, social media, success, Surpassing, Time management

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Void Gems Collected:	13
Crops Grown:	6027	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of wasting your time complaining about someone else’s success instead of focusing on your own? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and channel all that pent-up anger into building the most epic creations the world has ever seen.

Imagine a world where instead of hating on Mori, you’re building towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and secret underground lairs. You could be the next Minecraft master, but only if you stop whining and start mining!

So come on, put down your pitchforks and pick up your pickaxes. Join us on our server and show Mori what you’re really made of. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so legendary that people will be complaining about you instead!

Blocky Butcher’s Bizarre Adventures: The Minecraft Surgery Server

Adventures, anesthesia, BIZARRE, blocky, BUTCHERS, Healing Process, Healthcare, Hospital, incision, intestines, medical procedure, medical team, Minecraft, Operation, patient care, post-operative care, Recovery, scalpel, Server, sterile environment, stitches, Surgeon, surgery, surgery room, surgical mask, surgical tools

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surgeons are also skilled Minecraft players! Join us for a wild ride as we perform virtual surgeries on each other while building epic creations in-game. Who needs a hospital when you have a Minecraft server with doctors who can remove 20 feet of intestines with ease? Join now for the most unique and bizarre gaming experience of your life!

Blockheads United: Where addiction to pixels is totally acceptable! (18+)

acceptable, addiction, application, Blockheads, Community, Creative, Discord, Dynamap, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, greifers, Mature, Minigames, multiplayer, pixels, process, RAM, Safeguard, Semi Vanilla, Staff, Totally, United, Uptime, Xrayers

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	291	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Potions Brewed:	159	Void Gems Collected:	22

Server Name:	BLA Minecraft Server
Server Type:	Community oriented
Games available:	One block server, SMP, Flatworld Creative, Secret Life, Minigames
Other Activities:
Discord:	kij5
Application Server Link:	Click here to join

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the application process like?	The application process is in place to prevent griefers and Xrayers from joining the server. It has been successful in keeping the server clean for 2 years now.
What are some of the server features?	Some of the features include an active community, shopping district with a diamond economy, Dynamap for all servers, 64gb RAM for SMP, 24/7 uptime with minimal lag, mature playerbase, regular events, and helpful staff.
Is the server suitable for new players?	Yes, the community is very friendly and welcoming to new players. Even if you’re not sure, it’s encouraged to give it a try and experience it for yourself.
Can I play with friends on the server?	Absolutely! The server has a variety of game modes and activities where you can enjoy with your friends.

Crafty RTS Path Tracing Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchantments Applied:	143	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and revive the RTS genre in a whole new way? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day with path tracing technology!

Join our server and experience epic battles like never before, with stunning graphics and intense gameplay that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Build your empire, conquer your enemies, and become the ultimate ruler of the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against them in an epic showdown? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the future of Minecraft gaming with path tracing technology. Trust us, you won’t regret it!