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LewdShotaCraft Minecraft Server

art community., artistic boundaries, artistic expression, artistic intent, artistic interpretation, Artistic perspective, controversial content, creative freedom, cultural influences, gender disparity, gender representation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, lewdest shota, LewdShotaCraft, male artists, male gaze, Minecraft, Server, Sexualization, social commentary, societal norms, taboo subjects

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold, ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and build a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest conspiracy theories in the Minecraft world. Ever wondered why most of the lewdest shota are drawn by male artists? We’ve got the answers (spoiler alert: it involves a secret society of zombie pigmen).

So grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

SellenQuestPro Minecraft SMP

achievement, beat Sellen quest, Game Guide, Game Progress, Game Strategy, game tips, game walkthrough, Gaming, Guide, Minecraft, quest completion, quest guide, quest help, quest strategy, quest tips, quest walkthrough, Sellen quest, SellenQuestPro, smp, strategy, Tips, video game, Walkthrough

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mines Excavated:	3443	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up to something ridiculous.

Join us if you want to test your skills in ways you never thought possible. From navigating through mazes filled with exploding chickens to battling giant mutant creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t even get us started on the quests. Rumor has it that completing the Sellen quest without using a guide will grant you the power to control the weather in-game. How did you manage to beat Sellen quest without using a guide? Only the bravest and most skilled players have been able to accomplish this feat.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a lot of patience – you’re gonna need it!

BlockyHeartbreakers

BETRAYAL, BlockyHeartbreakers, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, deep emotional scars, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional trauma, emotional triggers, emotional wounds, family conflict, forgiveness, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, hurtful words, moving on, painful memories, relationship struggles, self-esteem issues, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of being emotionally wounded by your significant other? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building a giant statue of them and then blowing it up with TNT! It’s the ultimate therapy session for the heartbroken Minecraft player. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more likely to spawn near your ex’s demolished statue. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

TradeCraft2030

2030, 50, bilateral trade, Boost, Commerce, cooperation, economic cooperation, economic development, economic partnership, export, growth, Import, India, international relations, Investment, Market expansion, russia, strategic alliance, trade agreement, trade targets, TradeCraft2030

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	6868	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can trade with india and russia IN DA GAME!!! we gonna boost ur virtual trade by 50% by 2030 cuz why not??! imagine all da diamonds and emeralds u can get from these countries, it’s gonna be lit fam. plus, u might even get a chance to ride a virtual elephant or dance like a russian bear while playing. so what u waiting for?? join now and let’s make dat virtual money together, yeehaw!!! 🐘🐻💎💰

BioCraft: Where Ethics Meet Pixels

artificial components, bio-hybrid robotics, BioCraft, bioengineering, bioethics, cells, Development, ethical implications, Ethics, ground-breaking, Guidelines, innovation, living tissue, Meet, pixels, publications, Regulation, research, researchers, responsible development, robotics, Science, Technology

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be mixin’ artificial stuff with livin’ tissue and cells like some mad scientists! It’s like Frankenstein meets Steve from Minecraft, yo! We got over 1,500 publications talkin’ ’bout dis stuff but only 5 of ’em even think ’bout da ethics. Who needs ethics when u can have a creeper with a chicken head as a pet, amirite? Join now and be part of da bio-hybrid robotics revolution, where da only rule is to have fun and not get eaten by a zombie with a squid arm!

Lyzzahh World

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crops Grown:	9735

How do I play on the Lyzzahh World Minecraft server? Open the launcher, next click the “Play” button then select “Multiplayer” from the menu.

Click “Add Server” tab and input the text play.lyzzahh.world on the “Server Address” box then hit “Done”.

Once the connection is available and turns green you may click on “Join Server” button to play on Lyzzahh World.

What version does Lyzzahh World server support? Lyzzahh World supports Minecraft version: 1.20.4, you may also use any other older or lower versions to connect and play on the server.

Where is Lyzzahh World minecraft server hosting located? The Lyzzahh World server is currently hosted in United States and has a great connection.

Where gamemodes can I play on Lyzzahh World? You can play a SMP on Lyzzahh World.

play.lyzzahh.world

Ling Qi Craft

Beta, January 2025, Ling Qi Craft, Minecraft, Server, Skyblock

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

A skyblock server that in beta. I’m trying my best to making a great server. Server would be released at January 2025.

lingqi.mysrv.us:25712

❤️ FunnyGame ❤️ Survival, PVP, BedWars 😡 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

administrators, Among us, Ant Battle, anti cheat, Auto-mine, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Cases, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Deathrun, donation, Economy, Egg wars, FUNNYGAME, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, MONEY, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Prices, PvP, Quake, Rainbow Armor, Rare wipes, Shops, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, VKontakte, Weddings

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

FunnyGame » IP: mcfunny.net

• Very cool Survival with goodies

• SkyBlock with a developed economy without wipes

• BedWars, SkyWars, Build Battle, Murder Mystery, SkyPvP

• Strong anti-cheat on mini-games, no cheaters

• Auto-mine

• Clans, weddings

• Cases with high chances of expensive privileges

• Money for killing mobs/players

• No lags

• Rainbow Armor

• Rare wipes

• Shops with all items

• Friendly administrators

We are on VKontakte: vk.com/funny_game_mc

Buying a donation and additional payment on the site FunnyGame.su

The lowest prices for donations (privileges, cases) among all servers

m2.mcfunny.net

LatinaTitF*ckMCServer

Busty, Hispanic, latina, Latina actresses, Latina beauty, Latina boobs, Latina celebrities, Latina curves, Latina fantasy, Latina fetish, latina girls, Latina models, Latina pornstars, Latina tits, Latina women, LatinaTitFckMCServer, left, middle, right, Sexy, titfuck

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only question you’ll be asking is, “Which Latina would you titfuck most?” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mini-games, and of course, plenty of opportunities to meet new friends and explore the virtual world.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the ultimate Latina to titfuck – will you choose the one on the left, the one in the middle, or the one on the right? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, where players compete to create the most outrageous and jaw-dropping structures. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills to the limit.

So why wait? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little titfucking. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

AwkwardlyCrafted Minecraft SMP

anxiety, AwkwardlyCrafted, awkwardness, Communication, Conversation, cringy, embarrassed, family, insecure, Introvert, mental health, Minecraft, Nervous, personal growth, relationships, self-conscious, Shy.., smp, Social Interaction, Social Skills, socially awkward, Talking, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of feeling awkward and cringy around your own family? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about social interactions again! Our server is filled with hilarious characters and crazy adventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your embarrassing family moments. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel right at home, even if you’re more comfortable talking to pixels than people. So come join us and leave those awkward family dinners behind for good!