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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9425 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
So, like, this server is totally insane, man. Like, we got this theory that playing on our server can, like, cure cat-scratch disease or something. I mean, who needs doctors when you got Minecraft, right? And get this, dude, we also think it can, like, prevent psychotic disorders. Like, you’ll be so chill and relaxed after playing on our server, you won’t even remember what stress feels like. So, like, join now and say goodbye to all your problems, man. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.
