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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8433 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 4726 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 9486 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 973 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret society of genetically modified chickens that can do the Macarena on command. Yes, you heard that right – dancing chickens! And don’t even get me started on the llama rodeo we host every Sunday, where players compete to see who can stay on a llama the longest while wearing a tutu.
But that’s not all! We also have a hidden underground city filled with talking potatoes that give out quests for players to complete. And rumor has it, there’s a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and speaks in reverse.
So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join our server today! Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of ours – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your virtual life.