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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5137	Void Gems Collected:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	453	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squad

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	135
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Towns Built:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Potions Brewed:	43	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	203	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4441	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	5313	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6485
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

Brazil, Fun, MuskCraft, resuming

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	8394	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

fucked up, fucked up person, fucked up piece of shit, fucked up piece of shit person, Minecraft, person, piece of shit, piece of shit person, pixelated, Server, Trash, Ugly, ugly fucked up, ugly fucked up person, ugly fucked up piece, ugly fucked up piece of shit, ugly fucked up piece of shit person, ugly person, ugly piece of shit, ugly piece of shit person

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.