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  • CraftyDawnTrail – Minecraft Server

    CraftyDawnTrail – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 5910
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 98 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 290
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV meets Minecraft on steroids!

    Join our server for a chance to win epic loot in our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign. Who knows, you might even score a legendary mount or weapon that will make all your friends jealous.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our in-game events like the Tural Thread Throwdown where you can battle it out against other players in an epic sewing competition. Or how about participating in the /xivg/ Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer? Show off your mad Mahjong skills and earn bragging rights for days!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, come hang out with us at our meetups. Meet fellow players at Sephirot, Tuliyollal Instance 1 for a Thread Throwdown or head over to the Wolves’ Den Pier for a Casual CC Sync Meetup. Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a giant Cuchulainn on top of a ship in the middle of the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP

    ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 705
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2089 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the real question is: what’s the best technology for prostate orgasms?

    Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyWaker Minecraft Server

    BabyWaker Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 4235
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Animals Bred: 155
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in equal sleep rights for all! Join us for some blocky fun and outrageous adventures.

    Are you tired of carrying the burden of taking care of your virtual baby all by yourself? Well, on our server, we believe in sharing the load. Just like this player’s husband who needs to wake up for night feedings if he wants to sleep in, you too can experience the joys of virtual parenthood with a twist.

    Join us and experience the thrill of pumping virtually, ensuring you always have milk in the fridge and freezer for those late-night gaming sessions. And don’t worry about missing out on sleep, because on our server, everyone takes turns waking up for night feedings. It’s a win-win situation for all!

    So come on down to our server and experience the joy of virtual parenting like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so realistic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and let the fun begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GFQuietPlzCraft

    GFQuietPlzCraft
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 8335
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 450296 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the never-ending stories of your girlfriend’s day at work! Join us for a break from the constant chatter about her co-workers, neighbors, and middle school softball drama.

    Are you tired of feeling suffocated in the car as she recounts every minute detail of her life? Well, on our server, you can drive in peace without the fear of never-ending monologues about her past experiences.

    Take a break from the anxiety-inducing road trips and join us for some relaxing Minecraft gameplay instead. No more frantic runs to escape the chatter, just pure gaming fun!

    So come on over and join our server, where you can finally have some peace and quiet away from the non-stop storytelling. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from your girlfriend’s never-ending tales?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blockbuster LOLz

    Blockbuster LOLz
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 8134
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ReinCarnateAcrossRealms

    ReinCarnateAcrossRealms
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 4253
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Enchantments Applied: 191
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Emeralds Found: 9023 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re BUILDING YOUR SOUL. Yeah, man, this server is like a portal to other dimensions where you can reincarnate into different beings and explore crazy new worlds.

    One time, this dude joined and he built a castle so epic that he actually turned into a dragon in real life. Like, he started breathing fire and flying around and stuff. It was wild, man.

    And then there was this other player who accidentally turned into a unicorn because she built a rainbow bridge to the clouds. Now she prances around the server spreading rainbows and glitter everywhere. It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale, man.

    So, like, if you wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, soul-building, universe-exploring adventure, you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Trump’s CultCraft: Loyalty Demanded!

    Trump’s CultCraft: Loyalty Demanded!
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 9388
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Star Shards Collected: 181
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 100 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Votes: 9032 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 428 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, listen up gamers, this server is like the ultimate cult of personality, just like Donald Trump but in Minecraft form. we got a whole bunch of followers who are like super loyal and will do anything for their leader, just like in real life. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and we promise not to start any actual cults or anything.

    join this server if you want to be part of something bigger than yourself, something that will make you feel like you belong. plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest events you’ve ever seen. like one time, we had a giant statue of Donald Trump made entirely out of diamonds. it was so shiny and beautiful, just like our leader.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become part of the most loyal and dedicated community in Minecraft. who knows, maybe one day you’ll even become the next leader of our cult of personality. but for now, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. it’s gonna be one heck of a journey.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MCXP

    MCXP
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 3800
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Alien Abductions: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    A Minecraft SMP with Cosmetics, Events, Crates, Marriages, Land Claims, Minions, and More! Come play and bring your friends to enjoy the ultimate survival experience! We hope you get to enjoy a warm stay on MCXP, forever and always.

    mcxp.net

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  • Capri SMP

    Capri SMP
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 974
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Dimension Hops: 14
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Capri SMP is a vibrant Minecraft survival multiplayer server where players embark on adventures, build epic structures, and form lasting friendships in a dynamic and engaging world. Join us for a unique experience filled with exciting challenges, community events, and endless creativity!

    play.caprievents.xyz

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  • BLOODFINITY GRIEF Minecraft server

    BLOODFINITY GRIEF Minecraft server
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 1317
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Magic Items Found: 7819
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Enchantments Applied: 274
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server «BLOODFINITY GRIEF» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    bloodfinity.fun:19132

    New Minecraft Server
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