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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6128 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9371 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of pig Latin. Join their ranks and learn the ancient language of oinkers while embarking on epic quests to find the legendary Bacon Blade, a sword rumored to be made entirely out of bacon.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at breakneck speeds. Just make sure to hold onto your pickaxe and watch out for the flying creepers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to accidentally become a stealth archer again…it’s kind of our thing.