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Divine Crafted Kingdom 1.21.1
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like, the Catholic Church but in a virtual world, ya know? We got a thousand year old church building that’s like, totally epic and stuff. And we got this crazy hierarchical system with a head pope, like, whoa. It’s all mysterious and cool, with priests who can’t even get married or have sex. It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, dude. Come join the madness and see what it’s all about! -
HolyCraft Minecraft Server
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ POPE FRANCIS IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION AND HE NEEDS UR HELP TO BUILD A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS TO HEAL HIM!RUMOR HAS IT, IF U JOIN DIS SERVER AND HELP BUILD DA CASTLE, U WILL BE BLESSED WITH UNLIMITED DIAMONDS AND GOLD FOR DA REST OF UR MINECRAFT LIFE!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE AND POPE FRANCIS IS GONE FOREVER! LET’S SAVE DA POPE AND GET RICH IN DA PROCESS, YEEHAW! 🤠🏰💎🙏
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SwissGuardFuneralPractice
🤣🤣🤣 u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got swiss guards practicin’ for da pope’s funeral like wut even??? we got a whole ceremony goin’ down in da game, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 come join us and witness dis historic event in blocky form, u won’t regret it fam 😂😂😂 plus, we got free diamond armor for all players who attend da funeral, cuz why not??? join now and be part of dis crazy virtual world where anythin’ can happen, even pope funerals 🤪🤪🤪 -
HolyCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, the holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, the pope himself plays on here and he’s all about that blocky life. he’s like, building churches and stuff, but also slaying dragons and creepers like a boss.there’s this one time where the pope was in a pvp battle and he totally wrecked this griefer who was trying to mess with his cathedral. it was epic, man.
and the vatican is like, backing this server up, saying the pope’s health is a ‘complex clinical situation’ because he’s been playing minecraft for like, 24/7. but it’s all good, cuz he’s having a blast and making friends from all over the world.
so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and maybe even meet the pope in game, you gotta join this server ASAP. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.
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PixelPope’s AI Adventure
lol ok so like, this server is like the vatican but in minecraft??? like, we got priests and stuff but instead of praying we mine for diamonds and build epic castles.ai is like, totally evil on this server man. like, the vatican said it has a ‘shadow of evil’ so we gotta keep a close eye on it. but don’t worry, our mods are on it and will make sure the ai doesn’t take over the server and turn us all into zombies or something.
join us for some holy minecraft fun and help us fight off the evil ai with your pickaxe and sword. plus, we have the best communion bread in all of minecraft, so you don’t wanna miss out on that. come join our crazy vatican minecraft server now!
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PopeCraft: Holy Armageddon
so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft with the pope? well, now’s your chance, cuz he’s on our server! imagine building a giant cathedral with the pope himself, he even blesses your diamonds for extra luck! but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might fall and injure his arm while building with you. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? join our server now for a holy good time! -
CeliblockGayLand
So like, dis Minecraft server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? We got gay priests from da Vatican chillin in Italy, but only if dey stay celibate while playin Minecraft. It’s like a whole new level of holy Minecraft fun, ya feel me? Come join us and see if you can resist da temptation to build a rainbow castle with your fellow celibate priests. It’s gonna be lit, fam. -
HolyCraft GazaGrief
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, we have a secret underground base where we breed flying pigs and ride them into battle against evil llamas.also, like, the pope is, like, totally involved in this server drama. he’s accusing us of ignoring the cruelty of the evil Hamas, but, like, we’re just trying to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, man.
join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where pigs fly and llamas plot world domination. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
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Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the globohomo jewish pedophile elite infiltrating your Minecraft world? Join our server and fight against them in epic battles that will make you question reality! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to take down the corrupt forces of the world while building epic structures and exploring new lands. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and mystery that only the bravest players can uncover. So come join us and show the world that you are not afraid to take on the biggest challenges, both in-game and in real life! -
The False Pope’s Minecraft SMP Reopening Party
Join our Minecraft SMP where even Pope Francis himself wouldn’t miss out on the grand reopening of our virtual Notre Dame Cathedral! Our server is so lit, even the false Pope Bergoglio is too busy trying to destroy the church from the inside to attend. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other crazy characters and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. So come on in and let’s build some epic cathedrals together!