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The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

Adventure, armor, Discord, equal opportunity, French, Grief Prevention, Hint, Land claiming, linux kernel, Minecraft, new world, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, player, Plugins, Sass, Server…But, Simply, smp, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6747	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1357
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Void Armor Forged:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	9364
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

CatCraftHideout

Accommodation, Affection, allergic, aloof, attention seeking, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cat allergy, CatCraftHideout, Communication, fake allergy, family, hives, Hosting, interview, Job, Jonathan, pet, relationship, roommate, sister

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP

accessible gameplay, beginner friendly, beginner tips, beginner-friendly games, Cooperative gameplay, easy to learn, friendly environment, Gaming Community, gaming experience, Helpful community, Inclusive Community, interactive gaming, multiplayer, new players, NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP, Online Community, Online game, positive atmosphere, Social gaming, supportive players, Welcoming

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	105
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more welcoming vibes than a village full of friendly villagers.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!

CraftyMindz

anxiety, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, CraftyMindz, emotional well being, meditation, mental exhaustion, mental health, mindfulness, negative thoughts, overthinking, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, rumination, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-doubt, stress, Therapy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3185
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Void Gems Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you use your brain too much? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Creeper, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where you can ride rainbow-colored sheep and battle evil gummy bears.

So why are you overthinking right now? Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs logic when you have exploding chickens, am I right?

What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC ?

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Magic, Medieval, mmorpg, multiplayer, open world, PvE, PvP, Quests, role playing, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Here are a few Minecraft servers similar to DragonShieldMC :

1. Shadow Kingdom – Shadow Kingdom offers a custom experience with unique elements such as custom biomes, dungeons, and boss mechanics. With a focus on immersive gameplay, players can enjoy over 500 hours of content and a thriving community.

2. World of Eldin – World of Eldin features custom ores, dungeons, and biomes, along with a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay. Players can explore a vast world filled with challenges and adventures, making it a great choice for those who enjoy exploration and discovery.

3. The Archon – The Archon is known for its custom plugins and unique gameplay features, including custom bosses and events. With a dedicated player base and regular updates, this server offers a dynamic and engaging experience for all types of players.

4. SkyKade – SkyKade offers a unique skyblock experience with custom features and challenges. From custom islands to unique gameplay mechanics, players can enjoy a fresh take on the classic skyblock game mode.

Whether you’re looking for custom biomes, dungeons, or boss mechanics, these Minecraft servers offer a similar experience to DragonShieldMC while also providing their own unique twists to keep players entertained. Join one today and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and excitement!

dragonshieldmc.net

🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

1.12.2, Adventure, building, comfort, Community, Creative, distractions, Donations, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, good players, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Server, slimecraft, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

The server was created so that you can just play, and not think about donations, and other distractions that are present on the servers, from the server I only want comfort and good players ✌️

45.15.158.22:12018

Banana Sandwich: Where even your bread is fruity! Join for chaos, laughs, and questionable sandwich fillings!

#addons, active members, age range, Armor stand arms, banana, Bread, Chaos, Cheating, Dedicated, Diamond, Discord, Economy, fillings, Fruity, Fun Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, laughs, new players, Playerheads, Questionable, rules, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Minecraft Server Overview
2-month-old SMP, whitelisted and just moved into a server looking for some more active and dedicated members. Friendly to new players. Average age range = lower 20s but have a wide range
1.21.1 Server (Hermitcraft inspired)
Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Dedicated player base + Fun events
Diamond economy
Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Basic rules include no griefing, no cheating, etc…
What is the average age range of players on the server?	Lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages
Is the server friendly to new players?	Yes, the server is friendly to new players

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just have regular updates, we have “Tour de Inferno” Special Programs that will blow your mind! Watch our Dev Face-to-Face videos where we discuss Zenless Zone Zero like it’s the meaning of life.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our upcoming events where you can check in daily for double drops and witness the Overlord’s Feast like never before. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFE for some epic loot!

And if you need resources and useful links, we’ve got you covered with our ZZZ-drawpile and ZZZFriends. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!