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Cathartic Minecraft Servers

  • Denied Entry To Canada Due To Medical Minecraft SMP

    Denied Entry To Canada Due To Medical Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 3931
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 420
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 2152
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 97
    Villages Defended: 14 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being denied entry to Canada just because you had joint pain as a teenager back in 2017? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a virtual world where joint pain doesn’t exist and Canada can’t keep you out!

    Our server is so epic that even watching Canada from afar has been cathartic for our players. We’ve had players who were once deemed medically inadmissible to Canada now thriving in our virtual world, building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow gamers.

    So come join us and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs Canada anyway when you can have the time of your life in our Minecraft SMP? Plus, rumor has it that our server is the secret key to unlocking the lost city of Atlantis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • Cry Like A Bitch Minecraft Server

    Cry Like A Bitch Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 4365
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Gods Slained: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn like a grandma at bingo night? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pants scared off on our server! We’ve got creepers that dance the Macarena, villagers that break out into spontaneous rap battles, and a secret underground dungeon where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the players.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it made one player cry like a bitch (their words, not ours). Join us if you dare, and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 9161
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8501
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to release all your pent-up frustrations by blowing up virtual mountains with TNT or unleashing a horde of angry chickens on unsuspecting players.

    We have a secret underground club where players can confess their deepest secrets to a virtual llama therapist who will listen without judgment (and maybe spit on you if you get too emotional). Need to get something off your chest? Our server is the perfect place to do it!

    But that’s not all – we also have a special quest where players can hunt down a rare and elusive block of cheese that grants wishes (or just makes your character lactose intolerant, it’s a gamble). So come join us and let loose on our wild and wacky Minecraft server – your inner child will thank you!

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  • Crafty Secrets Minecraft Server

    Crafty Secrets Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 5165
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of keeping all your secrets and confessions bottled up inside? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spill all your juiciest secrets in the safety of our virtual world. Need to confess your love for a creeper? Done. Want to admit you’ve been hoarding diamonds from your friends? We won’t judge (too much). Our server is the perfect place to let it all out and have a laugh while doing it. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular visitor, so you never know what kind of crazy confessions you might hear. Join now and let the truth set you free!

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  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 9564
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t express your true feelings to your deceased loved ones? Well, look no further because on our server, you have a special feature where you have 10 seconds to communicate with the spirits of the departed! Tell them how much you miss them, ask for their guidance in building your next epic structure, or just confess your deepest, darkest secrets. Join now for a truly otherworldly Minecraft experience!

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  • MineTearsCraft

    MineTearsCraft
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 5340
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to laugh so hard that you accidentally fall into a pool of lava? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the saddest and most heartbreaking song you’ll hear is the sound of a creeper exploding your house!

    We have a community of players who are always ready to prank each other, build ridiculous structures, and have epic battles in the Nether. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

    So if you’re ready to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now! Just be prepared to have your sides hurt from laughing too much.

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  • Dungeon SMP

    Dungeon SMP
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 6463
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

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    Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

    Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before? The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become strong. Join DSMP today!

    https://discord.gg/AsEPmhTfsc

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is Dungeon SMP? Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets.
    What classes are available? There are many different classes such as Serpent, Undead, and more.
    What is the lore of the Fallen Gods? The lore of the Fallen Gods is a key aspect of the server, providing depth to the world and story.
    How can I become strong in Dungeon SMP? By grinding and exploring the dungeon, you can level up and become stronger in the game.

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  • UrbanCrafters 1.20.1

    UrbanCrafters 1.20.1
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 9863
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 341 Animals Bred: 99
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 296 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

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    Yo, have you seen the teaser trailer for this Minecraft server? It’s like watching a cat try to play Street Fighter 6, hilarious! And guess what? They just dropped a new balance update that will make you question your existence.

    Oh, and did you hear about the Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer? It’s so epic, it will make you want to build a house out of diamond blocks in Minecraft.

    Plus, the official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website is live on this server. You can watch high-level replays that will make you scream “Hadouken” in your sleep.

    And don’t even get me started on the Street Fighter 6 Frame Data. It’s like trying to figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft, but way more intense.

    Join this server now and become a Minecraft Street Fighter master. It’s like Fightcade, but with creepers and zombies. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than a creeper explosion in your base.

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  • CraftyFlicksMC

    CraftyFlicksMC
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 6273
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4866 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest movie fantasies? Look no further! On our server, you can do all the things that are totally okay in movies but definitely not in real life. Want to jump off a cliff and survive without a scratch? Go for it! Feel like blowing up a building just for fun? No problem! Our server is the place where you can let your imagination run wild and do all the crazy things you’ve always wanted to do but know you shouldn’t in real life. So come join us and let the madness begin!

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  • MurderCraft: Trini Emergency

    MurderCraft: Trini Emergency
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 6056
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 87

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO BE LIKE “WE NEED A STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR ALL THE MURDERS…BUT FIRST, LET’S PLAY SOME MINECRAFT!” JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND SURVIVAL MODE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE DRAMA WHEN YOU CAN HAVE VIRTUAL CHAOS? COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD AND DIVE INTO OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF VIRTUAL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS TO CHEER YOU UP AFTER HEARING ABOUT ALL THOSE MURDERS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!

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  • High Beams Havoc – Minecraft Server

    High Beams Havoc – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 8485
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Animals Bred: 142
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to always use high beams on your car! why? because the mobs are scared of the bright lights and will run away from you faster than you can say “creeper!” plus, our diamond ore is so shiny, you’ll need those high beams to see it clearly! and don’t worry about other players getting mad at you for blinding them, they’ll thank you for the extra light while they mine for gold. so come on over to our server and let your high beams shine bright like a diamond!

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  • Portal Message Billing Fun

    Portal Message Billing Fun
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 6619
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Towns Built: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

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    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we bill players for using the portal messages! like, who even does that?? but it totally works cuz it decreases the message volume and makes life easier for the physicians, apparently.

    imagine getting charged for sending a message in minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there. but hey, it’s all in the name of science, right? Mayo Clinic did a study and everything, so you know it’s legit.

    so come on over and experience the thrill of paying to send a message in a virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a discount if you mention this totally real and not made up study. see you there, maybe.

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  • SCP SITE-19

    SCP SITE-19
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 6669
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Villages Defended: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

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    SITE-19 Roleplay Server
    “SITE-19” is a just released minecraft RP server, where you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation. Featuring a 3.5km2 underground facility and a large surface area, this is the largest minecraft SCP-Themed project. Hosted on a lag-free vanilla server, come join us for events and community building!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server new? Yes, the server has just been released.
    What can I play as on the server? You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation.
    Is there lag on the server? No, the server is hosted on a vanilla server with no lag or ping spikes.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy for more information.
    What events are hosted on the server? We host a variety of events and plan to organize longplay full site roleplay sessions in the future.

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  • Mystic Moonlight Valley 1.21.2

    Mystic Moonlight Valley 1.21.2
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 3792
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4116 Dragon Eggs Found: 4657
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Farms Harvested: 462
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey bros, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a non-stop party in a virtual world?

    We got so many cool dudes hanging out, you’ll never be bored!

    Plus, the admins are like total babes, always giving out free stuff and making sure everyone has a great time.

    And let me tell you, the chat is always popping with hilarious jokes and crazy shenanigans.

    So come on, join us and get your fill of male attention while building epic structures and exploring wild adventures!

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  • GameplayCraft

    GameplayCraft
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 756
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 62 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t let you ride a llama into battle while wearing a hotdog costume? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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