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Blocky Buddies Minecraft Server

anonymous support, blocky, borderline personality disorder, BPD, Buddies, burden, catfish, convincing someone not to kill themselves, coping with suicidal thoughts, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health crisis, mental health support, Minecraft, online communication, online relationships, online support, self worth, Server, suicide intervention, Suicide prevention, suicide prevention resources, support for bpd, video call

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel like a burden to anyone, not even to the creepers! Join us and leave all thoughts of self-harm behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be killing are zombies and skeletons.

We have a dedicated team of players ready to lift your spirits and show you that life is worth living, even in the darkest of caves. And if anyone tries to convince you otherwise, just remember that they’re probably just a catfish trying to steal your diamonds.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build a world where everyone is valued and no one has to face their struggles alone. Join us today and let’s craft a brighter future together!

CritiCraft: Auntie Approved?

APPROVED, aunt-niece relationships, AUNTIE, book genres, book recommendations, catfish, cheap shots, criticism, CritiCraft, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, generational gaps, insensitivity, judgmental relatives, literary criticism, literary tastes, personal opinions, reading habits, realistic expectations, realistic fiction, romance novels, social interactions

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your aunt’s catfish incident? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the game with Ryan Reynolds himself, falling in love and needing your help to pay for the production of his new movie. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of romance novels to read in our virtual library – your aunt will never bother you about your reading choices again! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Breakups, catfish, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cyber relationships, dating apps, digital love, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, internet, long distance, love, online communication, online connections, online dating, online romance, relationships, romance, social media, Trust, virtual dating

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies online? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your virtual soulmate! Our players have found love in the most unexpected places, from building a castle together to battling it out in epic PvP matches. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed by your side? Join our server today and swipe right on adventure!

Meowcraft: Where goth girls catfish you into building their dream world

building, catfish, catfishing, Cyber Security, Deception, digital footprint, dream, fake profiles, Girls, GOTH, goth girl, identity theft, internet presence, meowcraft, online anonymity, online dating, online fraud, online investigation, online privacy, online relationships, online safety, online scams, reverse image search, social media, trust issues, West Virginia, world

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crops Grown:	9715	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Are you tired of getting catfished by fake Minecraft players? Look no further, because our server is full of real, genuine gamers who are ready to build and battle with you! Join us and uncover the mystery of the catfish who may just be lurking in the shadows of West Virginia. Who knows, you might even find your true love (or at least a new mining buddy) on our server! So come on, don’t be fooled by imposters – join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

ChadCatfishCraft: Where trolling Chads is the name of the game!

buttholes, catfish, catfishing, ChadCatfishCraft, Chads, digital deception, Game, internet trolling, Manipulation, online anonymity, online attention, online behavior, online boundaries, online catfishing, online communication, online deception, online predators, online relationships, online safety, online trust, online validation, social media, trolling

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for the chance to catfish Chads and convince them to show you their buttholes – it’s a hilarious and outrageous experience you won’t find anywhere else. Our community is full of pranksters and jokesters who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game. So if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud good time, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into! Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (especially those butthole pics)!

CarShame Minecraft Server

car accessories, car customization, car decorations, car interior, car ownership, CarShame, driving siblings, family dynamics, Minecraft, pink leather seats, Server, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, sibling transportation, teenage car design, teenage car owner, teenage driver, teenage independence, teenage responsibilities, teenager car

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Enchantments Applied:	142	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things pink and girly just like a teenager’s first car! Join us for a wild ride filled with pink leather seat covers, blankets, pillows, and cute charms hanging everywhere.

Just like the athlete sibling in this story, you may find yourself embarrassed by the sheer amount of pink surrounding you. But fear not, because we offer a safe space for all players to express themselves, even if it means driving around in a girly car.

And don’t worry about getting your license, because on our server, we’ll drive you to all your 5 am practices and even buy you breakfast! Just make sure to pay up if you throw out any of our precious charms and blankets – we don’t mess around when it comes to our pink decor.

So come join us on this outrageous adventure, where pink is the new black and driving in style is a must. Who needs a license when you have a Minecraft server like this? Let’s roll out in style, together!

SkinnyMomNoShame

archeological dig, back pain, body image, body positivity, Chronic pain, Communication, compliments, eating habits, Exercise, fad diets, family dynamics, fat shaming, hurtful comments, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-perception, SkinnyMomNoShame, university life, weight loss

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Alien Abductions:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of dealing with weight comments from your mom while trying to enjoy a peaceful Minecraft experience? Look no further, join our server for a weight-free gaming zone! We promise no one will comment on your size, because let’s be real, in Minecraft everyone is the same blocky shape anyways.

Our server is perfect for those who want to escape the real world drama and just focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden by a group of mischievous creepers – can you find it?

So come join us, where the only weight you’ll have to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor. And remember, on our server, everyone is beautiful in their own pixelated way!

BlockyMemeMadness

Abnormal, BIZARRE, bizarre websites, BlockyMemeMadness, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, Freaky, internet, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, strange videos, surreal, Uncanny, UNUSUAL, unusual memes, weird

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig while wearing a top hat and monocle? No? Well, you’re in for a treat on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks or participate in our annual sheep beauty pageant where the winner gets a crown made of emeralds. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

BlockyBorschtBattle

anti-ISIS, BlockyBorschtBattle, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, detention centre, extremism, extremist group, hostage crisis, hostage rescue, hostage takers, international news, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Russian forces, russian military, security forces, Terrorism, terrorism threat, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Dragon Eggs Found:	9242	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

OMG, SO THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF RUSSIAN FORCES JUST WENT ALL RAMBO ON SOME ISIS DUDES TRYNA TAKE HOSTAGES AT A DETENTION CENTER. LIKE, TALK ABOUT INTENSE PVP ACTION, AMIRITE? JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS RUSSIAN COMMANDO TAKING DOWN TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT. PLUS, WE GOT MAD LOOT AND CRAZY BUILDS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS. #MINECRAFTWARZONE #RUSSIANTAKEDOWN #EPICLOOT

BlockPartyTime

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be, like ever. like, if you wanna be special, just spend more than 1 second on this server, like seriously.

we have unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow bridges that lead to a land made of candy.

if you join, you get a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks and, like, a diamond sword that can turn into a pizza whenever you want.

also, the owner of the server is a talking llama who gives out free hugs every hour.

so, like, if you wanna be special and have the most epic time ever, join this server now!

ViralGunners: Crafting Chaos & Conspiracies

Chaos, community response, conspiracies, conspiracy theories, Covid-19 pandemic, Crafting, distrust in government, extremism, firearms, government trust, gun control, gun owners, non-gun owners, pandemic effects, political beliefs, political violence, PROTESTS, Public Safety, purchase behavior, research, social behavior, societal impact, study, ViralGunners

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Items Found:	5600
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the players are armed to the teeth with virtual guns because they bought them during a pandemic. These guys are so paranoid, they think the government is out to get them and believe in all sorts of crazy conspiracy theories. But hey, that just makes the gameplay more exciting, right? Join this server if you want to be part of a community that’s ready to protest against virtual tyranny and fight for virtual freedom. It’s like a virtual revolution, man! So come on, grab your virtual gun and let’s cause some virtual chaos together!

Neverland Minecraft Server

confusion, contemplation, Despair, dissatisfaction, existential crisis, hopelessness, longing, Lost, Meaning, Minecraft, neverland, None of us, purpose, questioning life, Sadness, searching for answers, Server, unattainable, uncertainty, unfulfilled, unreachable, whats the point, will ever have this

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Potions Brewed:	88
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Runes Activated:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Are you tired of living in a world where you’ll never have a pet dragon or ride a unicorn? Well, fret not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, battle against hordes of evil llamas, and even build your own floating castle made entirely of marshmallows! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…because who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	2355	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas! Build your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie penguins! Take part in epic dance parties with friendly creepers and party pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows wherever it goes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made out of delicious tacos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

bridesmaids dresses, disinterested, EXCITEMENT, friend’s wedding, Group Chat, happy for friend, love of your life, Minecraft, Server, vacuous, Wedding celebration, wedding chat, wedding details, wedding dresses, wedding excitement, wedding focus, wedding invitations, wedding joy, wedding meaning, wedding perspective, wedding planning, wedding support, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of being accused of being an asshole for not showing enough interest in your friend’s wedding planning? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of bridesmaids dresses, wedding invitations, and wedding dresses in the most epic way possible!

On our server, you can build your own virtual wedding with the love of your life (or your Minecraft crush) without all the unnecessary group chat drama. Get married in a pixelated paradise surrounded by creepers and zombies, because who needs boring old real life weddings when you can have a Minecraft wedding?

Forget about being labeled as a party pooper, join our server and show your friend that weddings can be fun and exciting in a whole new way. Plus, you can invite all your friends from the group chat to witness the most epic Minecraft wedding of all time. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual wedding bliss? Join now and say “I do” to a whole new level of Minecraft fun!

NoSleep4U

aita, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Cologne, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DATING, dry humor, Fragrances, Friend, Hypocrisy, NoSleep4U, Personal preferences, personal space, relationships, Respect, rude comment, self-confidence, Self-expression, social etiquette, unsolicited opinion

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any unwanted opinions about your cologne choices!

Join us and leave behind the haters who think they can judge your scent preferences. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let’s build a world where everyone smells amazing and drama is left at the door. Trust us, you won’t find any desert-dry comments here, just pure fun and creativity!