Catfish MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ScamBuster’s Escape

aunt, denial, Persuasion, intervention, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join now to experience the thrilling tale of Auntie Scam-a-Lot, who is convinced she’s chatting with her favorite author who needs someone to pay her bills while she writes her next bestseller.

Witness the epic showdown between a concerned nephew and his stubborn aunt, as he tries to convince her that she’s being catfished by a celebrity imposter. Will he succeed in saving her from financial ruin, or will Auntie Scam-a-Lot continue to believe in her online fairy tale?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

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Blocky Buddies Minecraft Server

Minecraft, mental health awareness, convincing someone not to kill themselves, suicide prevention resources, Suicide prevention

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel like a burden to anyone, not even to the creepers! Join us and leave all thoughts of self-harm behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be killing are zombies and skeletons.

We have a dedicated team of players ready to lift your spirits and show you that life is worth living, even in the darkest of caves. And if anyone tries to convince you otherwise, just remember that they’re probably just a catfish trying to steal your diamonds.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build a world where everyone is valued and no one has to face their struggles alone. Join us today and let’s craft a brighter future together!

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CritiCraft: Auntie Approved?

cheap shots, reading habits, romance novels, insensitivity, book recommendations

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your aunt’s catfish incident? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the game with Ryan Reynolds himself, falling in love and needing your help to pay for the production of his new movie. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of romance novels to read in our virtual library – your aunt will never bother you about your reading choices again! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

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CreeperLoveGoneWrong

dating apps, online dating, internet, love, digital love

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies online? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your virtual soulmate! Our players have found love in the most unexpected places, from building a castle together to battling it out in epic PvP matches. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed by your side? Join our server today and swipe right on adventure!

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Meowcraft: Where goth girls catfish you into building their dream world

dream, fake profiles, online fraud, online relationships, building

Are you tired of getting catfished by fake Minecraft players? Look no further, because our server is full of real, genuine gamers who are ready to build and battle with you! Join us and uncover the mystery of the catfish who may just be lurking in the shadows of West Virginia. Who knows, you might even find your true love (or at least a new mining buddy) on our server! So come on, don’t be fooled by imposters – join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

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ChadCatfishCraft: Where trolling Chads is the name of the game!

social media, ChadCatfishCraft, online communication, online relationships, internet trolling

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for the chance to catfish Chads and convince them to show you their buttholes – it’s a hilarious and outrageous experience you won’t find anywhere else. Our community is full of pranksters and jokesters who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game. So if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud good time, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into! Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (especially those butthole pics)!

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MaturedMC SMP

realization of maturity, self-realization, MaturedMC, smp, life experiences

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove that you’re a true adult by building giant phallic structures out of diamond blocks! Show off your maturity by engaging in intense debates about the best way to organize your chest full of dirt blocks. Only the most sophisticated players will understand the true depth of our server’s culture, like the time we had a formal ball where everyone had to wear a pumpkin on their head. So come join us and show the world just how grown-up you really are!

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UnpopularEatsMC

culinary preferences, unconventional tastes, peculiar foods, uncommon flavors, culinary oddities

Are you tired of being judged for loving pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all the weird and wonderful food combos that make your taste buds sing! From pickles and ice cream to ketchup on pancakes, we’ve got a whole menu of unconventional treats waiting for you to explore. Join us and show the world that there’s no such thing as a “weird” food when it comes to satisfying your cravings!

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GazaCraft: No Deals, Just Blocks

Diplomacy, White House, extremism, united states, Hamas

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build the white house but with a twist – it’s run by hamas and they keep taking hostages! will they ever make a deal with israel or will it just be chaos and drama all the time? find out by joining our server and witnessing the madness firsthand! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the drama and build your own secret base. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and let the chaos begin!

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Clean Craft Fun: Infant Health Boost

infant mortality, public health, Campaign, Swachh Bharat Mission, hygiene

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL LITERALLY SAVE LIVES? WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE THE SWACHH BHARAT MISSION, BUT FOR MINECRAFT!

JOIN US AND WITNESS THE MAGICAL REDUCTION OF INFANT AND CHILD MORTALITY THROUGH THE POWER OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! OUR FINDINGS SHOW THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU HEALTHIER AND STRONGER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A MINECRAFT HERO, SAVING LIVES ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #BLOCKS4LIFE #SAVETHESHEEP

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