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5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Ores Mined:	5048
Enchantments Applied:	95	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

PixelPleasures

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant mood boost, instant pick-me-up, little joys, little things that matter, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPleasures, positive vibes, quick happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small things

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	121	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Potions Brewed:	195	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Animals Bred:	97	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	New Chunks Explored:	295197
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Holy Grails Found:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	4675
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crops Grown:	2369	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Potions Brewed:	88	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

BRIBE, Bridesmaids, Elopement, elopement decision, eloping, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, groomsmen, interfamily conflict, moms, refusing wedding, Server, step siblings, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mines Excavated:	3444	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, AttractiveAF, Behavior, Captivating, charisma, Charm, Enchanting, Intriguing, magnetism, Minecraft, Mystique, Personality, Qualities, smp, unexpected

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!