Category 5 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

autism, baby shower, Category 5, Driving, emergency, emotional response, evacuation, exhaustion, family, FATIGUE, Hurricane, hurricane aftermath, hurricane impact, HurricaneBabyShowerDrama, long drive, pregnant sister, reschedule, sisterly conflict, Support, traffic, truck stop

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

BerylCraft: Category 5 Fun!

Atlantic Ocean, BeryL, BerylCraft, caribbean, category, Category 5, emergency preparedness, emergency response, evacuation, extreme weather, Fun, Hurricane, hurricane season, hurricane tracker, hurricane update, hurricane warning, hurricane watch, natural disaster, Status, storm surge, tropical storm, weather, wind speeds

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Votes:	6641	Endless Night Skies:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where Hurricane Beryl has reached Category 5 status and is wreaking havoc on the land! But don’t worry, because we’ve got flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts to protect you!

Build your own fortress out of diamond blocks and obsidian while dodging lightning bolts and flying creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant chickens that lay explosive eggs, so watch your step or you might get blown to smithereens! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have a weakness for chocolate chip cookies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a mutant chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

Characters, Communication, Community, Conversation, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, forum, Interaction, internet, ITT, Life, long trail, members, ONLINE, PALS, participants, pixelated, post, sharing, social media, tags, virtual, you

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

BooCraft, CREEPERS, death, french woman, Ghosts, Haunted, internet culture, investigation, Italian church, Mystery, News, Paranormal, Police, Shit, social media, spooky, stunt, Supernatural, tik tok, Tragedy, trending, urban legend, viral

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Potions Brewed:	157	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server

CraftyStar2, Daikkuri, Edition, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, lol, Minecraft, Mitsuba, new genesis, News, NGS Roadmap, Older Phantasy Star Games, Oyasumi, Phantasy Star Online 2, RappyDeathsquad, Scratch Tickets, Server, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, Stardust Drive, Tendoku, Toblerone

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crops Grown:	5843
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!

Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server

Anime, CREEPERS, Pigs, pixelated, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5670	Votes:	3001
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	50	Alien Abductions:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the best 7/10 anime of all time! Why settle for a 10/10 server when you can experience the perfect balance of mediocrity and hilarity on our server?

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where the creepers are so clumsy they end up blowing themselves up! Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, like diamond blocks disguised as dirt blocks (good luck finding those!). And don’t forget to visit our enchanting village where the villagers have a secret dance party every night (seriously, they’ve got moves you wouldn’t believe!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the best 7/10 anime of all time? Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to embark on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyJontronBros

bros, CraftyJontronBros, feel, Good, I don’t feel so good, jontron, Jontronbros

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

Beliefs, BIBLE, Christianity, Church, church politics, Community, CONSERVATIVE, Crafty, cunts, evangelicals, evangelism, FAITH, GOD, Jesus, morality, PRAYER, Religion, religious freedom, spirituality, Traditions, VALUES, Worship

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!

StellarisNoobs Minecraft Server: “I have never played a single game of stellaris without using… LOL”

Addictive, Customization, Diplomacy, empire-building, endless possibilities, Galaxy, Game, Gaming, grand strategy, Immersive, lol, Minecraft, multiplayer, peafowl profile, Played, role playing, Sci Fi, Server, single, Single player, space exploration, stellaris, StellarisNoobs, strategy game, Technology, Using, video games, WARFARE

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a normal person? Do you crave chaos and unpredictability at every turn? Then come join our server where we embrace the madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of pink llamas start raining from the sky. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers? Anything is possible on our server!

And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, except way more ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server. Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Let the craziness begin!

Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players

Apology, Crafty, cyberbullying, digital communication, Epic, friendship, internet etiquette, jerks, Minecraft, MISTAKES, online accountability, online behavior, online behavior reflection, Online Community, online conflict, online consequences, online drama, online friendships, online interactions, online negativity, online relationships, online reputation, Petty, Players, regret, Revenge, Server, social media

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of losing potential friends because you can’t control your inner troll? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a huge asshole is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us and let your inner jerk shine as you make enemies left and right. Who needs friends when you can have enemies, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you insult someone, a magical rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But seriously, join us and let the drama unfold as you become the ultimate online villain. Who needs potential friends anyway when you can have a reputation for being a total jerk? Join now and let the trolling begin!

Masked Miners: Where Creeper Drama Meets Crazy Manga Adventures!

Act-Age, Acting, Adventures, art form, CHANGE, crazy, creeper, culture, Development, Drama, generation, Glass Mask, Japan, Manga, Mangaka, Masked, Media, meets, miners, Novels, Oshi no Ko, Parody, Radio, society, storytelling, television, Tropes, ww2

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a manga come to life, with crazy twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Just like how Glass Mask showcased the changing culture of Japan after WW2, our server will showcase the ever-evolving world of block-building adventures. From running to school with bread in your mouth to crushing on the captain of the pixelated soccer club, our server has it all!

Don’t take the world of Minecraft for granted – join our server and see how quickly things can change in just one generation. Who knows, maybe you’ll grow up dreaming of being a blocky mangaka creating epic stories in our virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Sluts & Addicts: WMAF/BWC Edition

Addicted Sluts, addicts, Asian girls, bwc, Confessions, Crafty, Edition, Family secrets, Forbidden, forbidden desire, forbidden fantasies, forbidden love, forbidden pleasures, Forbidden relationships, interracial, Lust, power dynamics, sexual exploration, sister, Sluts, Submission, taboo, white men, WMAF, WMAFBWC

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mines Excavated:	3813	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got asian girls who are all about that white boy love! Share your craziest stories and pics of asian girls in your life who can’t resist a good ol’ white man.

One player even shared a story about his little sister getting down with a white dude in a diamond armor suit – talk about a love story for the ages! Join us for some scandalous fun and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the chaos begin!