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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6604 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 558 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a dancing bear in a ushanka hat. The bear led them to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and vodka. And that player? They became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our cute Russian propaganda.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rebellious potato farmers who are constantly at war with the evil capitalist pigs. Join their cause and fight for the glory of Mother Russia!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server where our little Russian propaganda can’t be this cute, and let the craziness begin!