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>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, attracted, blowback, Book, Buzzfeed News, Confesses, DAUGHTER, gross comments, gtTrump, Incest, ivanka trump, John Kelly, Miles Taylor, Minecraft, New York Times, Oval Office, pedophile, Prison, resistance, Richard Cohen, sexual attraction, sexually, smp, trump, Washington Post, White House

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	2406
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockPartyDrama

aita, Apology, Birthday Party, BlockPartyDrama, Clown, Cool, disinviting, Friend, friend circle, friendship groups, Gathering, invited, mean comments, overreacted, Party, Rude, school bully, self-deprecating jokes, serious things, Sympathy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

BackHanded, backhanded compliment, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMentality, funny, funny compliments, Minecraft, odd, odd compliments, offbeat, outlandish, quirky, quirky compliments, smp, strange, strange compliments, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual compliments, weird, weird compliments

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	4594

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

MineTop5CatList

category, long tail tags, MineTop5CatList, tags, top five

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ores Mined:	3673	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

armed group, Creepercraft, economic sanctions, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial woes, funding sources, hezbollah, Hezbollah finances, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah operations, Israeli strikes, Lebanese organization, Middle East conflict, militant group, Military operations, Minecraft, money problems, political instability, regional tensions, security threats, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

Alliance, Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, military exercises, north korean, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Star Shards Collected:	155	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11

LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Inner Voice Volume Boost

Boost, emotional intelligence, inner voice, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-belief, self-care, self-control, self-empowerment, self-perception, VOICE, Volume

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

RandomMC

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

play.randommc.net

💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Events, Exploration, Farms, java, landscapes, Map, Mature, Moderators, Perfectum, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, rule, smp, Survival, villagers

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2938	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	2683	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	38	Star Shards Collected:	140

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

Hell Sex Minecraft Server

existentialism, Hell, humor, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, other people, personal boundaries, philosophy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, Server, sex, social interactions, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!