catchphrases from comedies Minecraft Servers

catchphrases from comedies

  • Just Mine It: The Minecraft SMP!

    Just Mine It: The Minecraft SMP!

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    Yo, fellow block heads and pixelated homies! Gather ‘round because I got the scoop on the most EPIC Minecraft SMP that’s more ridiculous than a creeper on a unicycle! You might be asking yourself, “Why should I join this chaos-corrupted block party?” Well, lemme throw some outrageous reasons at ya like a giant llama throwing up on a diamond!

    First off, you have the chance to join a literally cursed village where every villager has a secret life as a professional bongo drummer. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking—how can Minecraft villagers play the bongos? Well, they can’t, but it’s hilarious watching them try while simultaneously being chased by a pack of rabid chickens that have formed a cult worshipping Steve as their supreme overlord! Trust me, it’s a whole vibe, and who wouldn’t want to be part of this living meme?

    Secondly, the nether is basically just a giant BBQ where all the ghasts play party tricks with fireballs while grilling rare steak! It’s like if Gordon Ramsay and the Nether had a baby! You can pull up, grab a plate, and feast like you’re at a 5-star steakhouse—well, until a ghast accidentally sets you on fire. But hey, you gotta risk it for the brisket, am I right?!

    Also, there’s a totally legit prophecy that says if you build a shrine to the almighty “Herobrine’s Couch,” the mystical sofa will grant you the power of eternal cringe. You gotta join to discover the ancient secrets of this couch that’s supposedly inhabited by the spirit of someone who lost their emeralds to a lava pit—like, what even?!

    And don’t get me started on the trolls. Not the kind that live under bridges, but the funny ones who sneak into your base, switch your diamond blocks with dirt, and leave behind cryptic messages like “Don’t forget to water your diamonds! 🌱” It’s a hilarious game of hide-and-seek with your sanity, and there’s no way you’re winning. You either go insane or become a Minecraft meme legend, and tbh, who doesn’t wanna be a meme legend?

    Lastly, rumor has it that there are top-secret hidden portals that take you to alternate dimensions where it’s just you and an army of cats watching Netflix! That’s right, grab your popcorn because you’re about to binge-watch the entire season of “The Office” while using enchanted catnip to summon the almighty feline gods.

    So if your life is a boring pile of cobblestone, join us for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a spider on a sugar high! Bring your friends, bring your dog, bring that one cactus you’ve been trying to get rid of for years—because in this SMP, we embrace the madness! Let’s get weird, fam! 🌈💎🔥

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  • GlyghCraft

    GlyghCraft

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    Survival/SMP We have a great staff group and even better members, come join us, make friends, and enjoy no banned items or farms. 100% survival with only mandatory plugins such as essentials and grief protection to ensure enjoyment. Land claims available

    158.69.172.71

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  • Shulkermc

    Shulkermc

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    Possibly one of the best Lifesteal Server out there! Don’t miss out, We got all kinds of stuff, Custom Items, Economy, Auction House, Crates. Name it, we have EVERYTHING!

    play.shulkermc.fun

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  • – NordSky.de –

    – NordSky.de –

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    SkyPvP ¤ NORDSKY.DE ¤ SkyBlock (1.8 – 1.13)

    <+> 24/7 ONLINE ———————————————————————– <+> BIG ISLAND’S (SkyBlock) ———————————————————————– <+> BIG PVP MAP [SkyPvP]

    ———————————————————————– <+> COMMUNITY EVENTS ———————————————————————– <+> GREAT ECONOMY ———————————————————————– <+> AUCTION HOUSE & QUESTS

    [!] Teamspeak: NordSky.DE [!] Twitter: @NordSkyServer

    NordSky.de

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  • SudowoodoCraft

    SudowoodoCraft

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    We offer a mostly vanilla pixelmon experience with a few quality of life plugins, such as economylite, griefprevention, nucleus, and pixelextras. The aim of our server is to create a small and friendy, new player environment for those to learn pixelmon and compete at a high level. The servers official beginning is 4/14/19. There is a working shop, move tutor, and move relearner as well as small but balanced experienced trainers around spawn. We are actively looking to improve the experience for our players, and will respond to any feedback! Plugins installed on server: GriefPrevention, Nucleus, Pixelextras, Pixelmon, Luckperms, CarrotShop, EconomyLite

    66.235.173.129

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  • Tribal mc

    Tribal mc

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    Tribal MC

    Welcome to TribalMC!

    This is a Clan Wars server where players need to form clans and battle it out at the end of the season to win $250 USD Paypal.

    Server Features

    Custom Enchants

    Godly Kits

    Cluescrolls

    PlayerVaults

    Dungeons

    Join the discord group to learn more about the server and to participate in the giveaways.

    tribalmc.wither.host

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  • Eleria

    Eleria

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    Eleria is a Kingdoms server with 1.8 PvP on a 8k x 8k custom map. God apples are disabled. Oldschool (1.8) PvP. Professional staff. No lag. No toxicity. Great, player-driven economy. Strong anti-xray. No hackers or cheaters. Grief protection, but still amazing raiding experience. Blocks can be destroyed by explosions but will regen slowly after one minute, allowing enemies to break in and steal your stuff, but not grief your base.

    54.38.56.70:25571

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  • Totemsmp

    Totemsmp

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    Welcome to the TotemSMP, a Minecraft SMP with lots of economy plugins like the Auction House and an Economy Shop Plugin. There are even more plugins like Bounty Hunters and Casino Gambling and it is a ton of fun to grind out gear and money!

    totemsmp.apexmc.co:6969

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  • CorporationPvP

    CorporationPvP

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    Factions Server with many server exclusive feature’s including custom enchants, flawless cannons, and flawless schematics

    158.69.8.141:25583

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  • TheFerretBox SMP

    TheFerretBox SMP

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    Towny-RP server run by a small group of college students. A great user experience and a personal, close-knit community are our top priorities. Build a civilization or traverse the land as an outcast. Work jobs, trade, cooperate, and thrive together. Pay a visit and say hi!

    54.39.125.126:25616

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  • Dragonspace

    Dragonspace

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    Enter the world of DragonSpace with fantastic Bedwars, Survival custom and Vanilla!!!

    dragonspace.minecraft.pro

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