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Manga Catch-Up Minecraft Server

7/10, catching up, catchup, finally finish, good fap material, hentai, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, production values, Server, shame

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of waiting for new manga chapters to come out? Are you looking for a server where you can discuss all the latest plot twists and character developments while also enjoying some quality fap material? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have built a replica of your favorite manga world complete with all the sexy characters you love. Our production values may be questionable, but hey, who needs high-quality hentai when you have a server full of like-minded fans ready to chat and play together? Join now and let the fapping begin!

Block Party Minecraft Server

acquaintances, BLOCK, Casual, catching up, Chatting, Communication, Conversation, Curiosity, Daily Life, Friends, inquiry, Interaction, Minecraft, Party, question.., Routine, Server, small talk, socializing

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Zombie Dances:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you bored of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and tames dragons for fun. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those dancing creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Kamala Bros Minecraft Server

back, back in action, Besties, bros, catching up, Excited, Friends, friendship, good times, Happy, kamala, Kamalabros, Long time no see, Memories, Minecraft, missed you, Nostalgia, old friends, reconnecting, Reminiscing, reunion, Server, squad goals, together again

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Kamalabros is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where the villagers speak in taco recipes instead of words.

Join us at Kamalabros for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a boring old sandbox when you can have a taco-filled, diamond-laying adventure with us? See you there, bros!

Classmates Reunion Minecraft Server

Bonding, catching up, childhood friends, childhood memories, childhood reunion, class reunion, classmates, elementary school, friendship goals, FRIENDSHIPS, getting back together, long lost friends, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old schoolmates, reconnecting, Reminiscing, reunion, school buddies, school reunion, Server, socializing

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Runes Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of feeling like the outcast in your elementary school reunion group chat because you haven’t kept in touch? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to reconnect with your long-lost classmates in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and challenge your old friends to epic build battles, where you can show off your superior block-placing skills and assert your dominance as the ultimate Minecraft master. Rekindle old friendships by teaming up to take down the Ender Dragon or embark on a quest to find the elusive Notch’s Golden Apple.

But beware, not all of your classmates may be as friendly as you remember. Some may have turned to the dark side and become griefers, ready to sabotage your builds and steal your diamonds. It’s up to you to navigate the treacherous waters of elementary school drama and come out on top as the reigning champion of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show your old classmates that you’re not just the kid they used to know – you’re a Minecraft legend in the making!

Lost in Minecraft SMP

catching up, distant friends, friendship, friendship goals, haven’t seen her, in a while, long tail tags, Lost, Memories, Minecraft, missing someone, Nostalgia, old friends, past relationships, post, reconnecting, Reminiscing, sharing, smp, social media, staying connected., tags

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition? Just make sure you have a good escape plan!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the throne for yourself? Or will you end up as his next meal?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of insanity, danger, and maybe even a little bit of fun. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door – you won’t be needing it here!

Dreamy Mating Minecraft Server

adolescence, catching up, DATING, dreamy, first time, girl, hormones, incel, Insecurities, Masculinity, mating, Minecraft, PRESSING, puberty, pursuing femoids, relationships, Self Discovery, Server, sexual development, social interactions, t levels, testosterone levels, wet dreams

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely incel in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally live out your wildest fantasies of mating and pressing girls! Our server is so magical that it can even boost your testosterone levels and turn you into a real Chad in no time. Join now before you miss out on your chance to escape inceldom and become a Minecraft player with game!

r9k Rejects Minecraft SMP

catching up, criminal, disadvantaged, established wealth, family connections, INEQUALITY, Losers, Marginalized, mental illness, Minecraft, parents divorced, Poor, predicted wealth, r9k, rejects, scraps of bread crumb, single mother, smp, societal expectations, Struggle, Suffering, Support, work extra hard

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Towns Built:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being held back by your parents’ divorce or living with a single mother? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where your predicted wealth is cut in half and you’re more likely to be criminal and poor.

On our server, everyone is equal and no one is left behind. We don’t care about your background or mental health issues, we just want you to have a good time and enjoy the game. So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs support from family or connections when you have a crazy Minecraft community to have your back? Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, no matter what life throws at them. See you in the game, losers of r9k!

UnseenAndUnemployedCraft

Assumptions, catching up, Communication, Courtesy, employed, family, Friends, Life Changes, MARRIED, never assume, Pregnant, reconnecting, relationships, reunion, social etiquette, Status, Surprises, UnseenAndUnemployedCraft, Updates, work

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Emeralds Found:	7846	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Love Letters Sent:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

hey u! yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well have i got the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding!

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while shooting fireballs at ur enemies! u can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not?

oh, and did i mention that if u join our server, u will automatically become a millionaire in real life? that’s right, just by playing minecraft on our server, u will become so rich that u can buy ur own private island and retire early!

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! who knows, maybe u will even meet herobrine and become best friends!

KERITS SMP – Just like real life, but with more creepers!

Active, admins, age limit, building, catching up, Community, CREEPERS, Economy, Gaming, Generators, KERITS, Life, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Griefing, No Stealing, ONLINE, Playerbase, real, Requirements, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Usa

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3094	Divine Spears Created:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Perks
Already active playerbase (mostly USA) ✔️
Absolutely no mods ✔️
Generators for new players to catch up to old ones ✔️
Admins often online ✔️
No irl-money payments anywhere ✔️

Requirements
14+ age minimum

Rules
Read at spawn – no griefing, stealing allowed

Code
“CbADacaLerA”

FAQ

1. What is the age requirement to play on the server?

The minimum age requirement to play on the server is 14 years old.

2. Are there any mods on the server?

No, there are absolutely no mods on the server.

3. Are there any irl-money payments required on the server?

No, there are no irl-money payments required anywhere on the server.

4. What are the rules regarding griefing and stealing?

Read the rules at spawn, but in general, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server.

5. How can new players catch up to old players on the server?

New players have access to generators to help them catch up to old players on the server.

6. How often are the admins online on the server?

The admins are often online on the server to assist players as needed.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLapalooza

casual conversation, catching up, Chit – Chat, Communication, Crafty, current events, dialogue, friendly banter, Friends, greetings, how are you, how’s it going, informal, informal language, LOLapalooza, McLaughingtons, News, Slang, small talk, socializing, Updates, What’s happening, what’s new, yo

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3052	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Farms Harvested:	705

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, unicorns roam freely and dragons are your neighbors.

Join us for the chance to ride a llama into battle and fight off evil pandas with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is so amazing that even Steve from Minecraft himself comes to hang out and mine with us.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a roller coaster through the clouds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor of invincibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

anticipation, anticipation of relief, bathroom break, bowel health, bowel movement, btc, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, digital money, EXCITEMENT, financial assets, Investment, looking forward to it, Minecraft, pooping, Relief, restroom visit, smp, toilet time, virtual currency, Waiting, wealth

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

LifeForge

Active, Adrenaline, Bosses, Cash prizes, Challenges, Community, daily challenges, Economy, Elitemobs, Events, Friendly, LifeSteal, Missions, PvE, PvP, Rewards, RPG, Shop, Survival, Unique Equipment

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchantments Applied:	52	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Gems Collected:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	8209

LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

jogar.lifeforge.xyz

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

Country, despise, DISAPPOINTING, disgraceful, DUMBEST, Failures, frustrating, hate, ignorant, incompetent, inept, infuriating, loathe, midwits, Minecraft, MOTHERFUCKERS, Region, Server, State, union, Unions, worst drivers, worst people

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

Minecraft, poppin, smp, We poppin Poppin Party Celebration Fun Excitement Music Dancing Nightlife Clubbing Socializing Friends Good times Entertainment High energy Festive Cheers Happy Vibes Turn up

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

Features:

Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

play.esempee.com

5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

#youtube, 5 guys, controversy, criken, DATING, Drama, Entertainment, fleshtuber, gossip, guys, influencers, MariMari, Minecraft, Opinions, relationships, rumor, Server, social media, speculation, street talk, trending, viral, worth watching

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	8343	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2185	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	3705	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Void Gems Collected:	31
Ores Mined:	1426	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mines Excavated:	2435	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

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Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	184
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Potions Brewed:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Emeralds Found:	6230
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!