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iPhonesThrottlingMC SMP

Apple, Battery, Complaints, Consumer, controversy, devices, Hardware, investigation, Ios, iPhones, iPhonesThrottlingMC, Issues, Lawsuits, mobile, Performance, Slow, Smartphone, smp, software, Technology, throttling, update

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of your iPhone slowing down? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where iPhones are actually speeding up! That’s right, our server is so advanced that even your phone will get a boost just by being in the vicinity. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve Jobs himself, he’s a regular player on our server and he can’t get enough of the fast-paced action.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll have the ultimate weapon to take down any pesky creepers or rival players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most electrifying gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to bring your charger, because things are about to get lit!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

Boundaries, brother-in-law, caregiving, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamily, emergency contact, family, family dynamics, food allergies, food preparation, household chores, meal prep, Minecraft, Niece, parenting, Permission, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling relationships, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of chaos and unexpected twists as this story.

Just like the unexpected mess in this house, our server is full of surprises at every turn. You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a hidden treasure or a secret dungeon waiting to be explored.

And just like the heated exchange between family members, our server is always buzzing with excitement and drama. Join in on the fun and create your own epic storylines with other players.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because you’ll never have a dull moment, just like this family who can’t seem to catch a break. Come on in and let the adventure begin!

SisterSneakAttackMC

aita, arguing back and forth, asked my wife, awkward situation, crash at our house, find somewhere else, hosting her parents, hosting my sister, invited to live with us, not her place, refusing to do so, showed up, sister has to leave, sister still here, SisterSneakAttackMC, stay for just a bit, telling my wife, UK to US, what the hell, without telling me

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ores Mined:	6663
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of family drama! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having unexpected guests show up at your virtual doorstep.

Imagine logging in to find your wife’s sister building a house right next to yours without your permission. Will you kick her out or team up with her to create the ultimate Minecraft family compound?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to secret underground tunnels where you can hide from your in-laws and siblings. Will you use them to escape the chaos or to plot your revenge?

So come on, join us and navigate through the hilarious mess of family dynamics in our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud that will have you laughing for days!

RetroThreadsRevived

60s fashion, 70s fashion, 80s fashion, 90s fashion, bring back, classic fashion, fashion comeback, fashion history, fashion nostalgia, fashion reminiscence, fashion revival, fashion trend, iconic trends, nostalgic fashion, old school fashion, past fashion, retro fashion, RetroThreadsRevived, throwback style, trendy throwback, vintage style

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	97	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Votes:	9200	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring diamond armor in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server brings back the ancient fashion trend of wearing glow-in-the-dark chainmail armor! Not only will you be the most stylish player in the game, but you’ll also blind your enemies with your fabulousness.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dragons while wearing bell-bottom pants and a disco ball helmet. Who needs protection when you have style, am I right?

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of fashion in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even start a trend that will last for centuries!

AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft

animal studies, anorexia, AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft, appetite regulation, behavioral health, biomedical research, disordered eating, drug development, Drugs, Eating disorders, health science, hunger protein, Medical research, Mice, Patients, protein research, researchers, Science Translational Medicine, scientific discovery, study, Symptoms

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9859
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical hunger proteins that can cure anorexia in mice! who needs therapy when you can just play minecraft and eat virtual food to feel better? our server is like a science lab but with creepers and zombies instead of test tubes. join us and help us find drugs to cure all types of eating disorders, one block at a time! it’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more explosions and less safety precautions. so what are you waiting for? come cure anorexia in mice with us on our crazy minecraft server!

2Players2Losers

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

New Anarchy Server in Spanish and English! (2024), Come in, create, destroy and build!

Invite your friends!

2p2l.hopto.org:25851

Dovedale Network

1.8, Bedwars, Dedicated Servers, Dovedale Network, exclusive, Friends, low latency, Minecraft, plugin issues., PvP, smp, Survival, UK server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crops Grown:	7999	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

– UK Server – 1.8+ (but due to plugin issues Bedwars is 1.8 only!)

mc.dovedale.wiki

Mystmoor: The Land of Semi-Vanilla Chaos with a Twist of Paper 1.21! 🌲🔥

Active, Anti Pay-to-Win, Builds, challenge, Chaos, Cheating, Community, Community Focused, Discord, Enhancements, Grief, Immersive, instagram, Land, Mystmoor, Paper, PvE, Semivanilla, smp, Staff, Survival, Twist, Vanilla, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	21
Runes Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview

Features	Friendly staff ready to help Authentic vanilla gameplay with enhancements Promotion of immersive builds Challenge of Hard mode Strong anti-cheating measures No pay-to-win
Discord	Join Mystmoor Discord
Website	Visit Mystmoor Website
Instagram	Check out Mystmoor on Instagram

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted community.
Do you allow cheating?	No, we have strict measures against cheating.
What mode is the server in?	The server operates in Hard mode.
Is there any pay-to-win features?	No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft Server

action, activism, call to action, CraftyCrisis, do something, encouragement, ENGAGEMENT, Help, initiative, intervention, involvement, Minecraft, motivation, movement, Participation, PLEA, reaction, Request, response, Server, Someone, Support, Urgency

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon, who loves to boogie down with players in epic dance parties.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Why am I considered a blocky pedo in Minecraft SMP for being attracted to 16-bit beauties

16bit, age of consent, attracted, attraction, beauties, blocky, Boundaries, consent, considered, Ethics, legal age, legal implications, Maturity, Minecraft, morality, pedo, pedophilia, Perception, physical appearance, Psychology, sexual attraction, sexual desire, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, underage, understanding age

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	2152
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all kinds of questionable behaviors! Join us if you want to be judged for being attracted to 16-year-old pixelated girls because hey, they look the same as 18+ year olds, right? Our server is the perfect place for those who struggle with basic age recognition and need a safe space to express their confusion. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your boner’s lack of understanding, we’re all about physical attraction only here! So come on in and let your inner pedo flag fly high in our pixelated paradise!