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DeathlyCraft

advanced illness, assisted suicide, Chronic pain, comfort care, DeathlyCraft, debilitating conditions, end of life, end-of-life decisions, end-stage disease, EUTHANASIA, incurable disease, life-threatening illness, Medical Ethics, palliative care, quality of life, suffering patients, Terminal Diagnosis, terminal illness, terminal prognosis, unbearable suffering, unbearable symptoms

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4998	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Crops Grown:	1561	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction to playing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that players have reported losing track of time and forgetting to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom. Who needs bodily functions when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs?

2. Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who spontaneously explodes whenever someone builds a particularly ugly house. So if you’re looking for some explosive surprises, you know where to find them!

3. We have a secret underground society of players who have discovered a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world and dive headfirst into a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today! Just make sure to stock up on snacks and adult diapers, because once you start playing, you won’t want to stop.

CraftyCommunistFunLand

authoritarian regime, CraftyCommunistFunLand, current events, executions, Extreme Measures, Floods, government officials, human rights abuses, international news, Kim Jong-un, landslides, natural disasters, North Korea, North Korean government, political instability, political repression, punishment, Report, Retribution, Tragedy, world affairs

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	201
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join ours cuz we got crazier stuff than north korea executing 30 govt officials after some floods and landslides! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to join! we got giant killer chickens roaming around, lava waterfalls that flow uphill, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows! so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBrains: Forget-Me-Not City

aging crisis, Aging population, alzheimer’s, BlockyBrains, caregiving burden, city, cognitive decline, dementia, economic crisis, Elderly, ForgetMeNot, global policy action, Healthcare, healthcare costs, healthcare policy, high-income countries, informal caregiving, Long Term Care, long-term care planning, low-income countries, public health, social support

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Emeralds Found:	8508
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4091
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server and escape the impending economic crisis caused by alzheimer’s and dementia! forget about the real world problems and dive into a world of blocks and creepers! our server is so lit, it will make you forget your own name, let alone worrying about global policy action! plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never feel burdened by caregiving responsibilities again. join us now and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to remember is where you left your diamond pickaxe!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, cash vs nico, crazy fan girl, EVIL GOOBY vs Security House in Minecraft!, family friendly, here’s johnny, I Built 5 DOOMSDAY BUNKERS You’d Never Find!, Johnny, johnny minecraft, kid friendly, maizen, Minecraft, minecraft family, minecraft johnny, minecraft mod, minecraft mods, Nico, Nico and Cash, no bad words, no cussing, noob vs pro, Omz, POSSESSED, roblox, Server, skit, ssundee, strict babysitter

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
New Chunks Explored:	419633	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Johnny Minecraft is a popular YouTuber known for his Minecraft gameplay videos and tutorials. With millions of followers, he has become a prominent figure in the gaming community. Johnny’s engaging personality and knack for creating entertaining content have garnered him a loyal fan base. His passion for all things Minecraft is evident in his videos, which cover everything from building tips to survival strategies. In addition to his YouTube channel, Johnny also streams on Twitch and interacts with fans on various social media platforms.

GearBound Season 1

ad astra, Automation, building mods, chocolate factories, Coming Soon, create mod, discord server, Earth, Economy, Forge, Gearbound SMP, Immersive Aircrafts, Immersive Engineering, modded server, Numismatics, oil empire, potato performance friendly, PvE, PvP, QoL mods, Roleplay, Simple VoiceChat, Steampunk, Survival, weapons of mass destruction, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Towns Built:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Villages Defended:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Gearbound Season 1: -About- Gearbound SMP is a modded server based around the steampunk era. As you play through the pack, you will slowly advance past the steampunk age into more modern eras. You can make your own airfield with Immersive Aircrafts, or build an oil empire, make chocolate factories, automate machines, weapons of mass destruction, and many more things. -Mods- This Pack includes mods such as Create, Immersive Engineering, Simple Voicechat, Create: Numismatics, Ad Astra, building mods, and many other mods for you, to make the perfect steampunk factory. This modpack is also optimized to be potato performance friendly and QOL mods were added to make the life easier.

-Discord- Join the discord server, make a ticket to get whitelisted and join us on our journey to exploit the earth and pollute the airways!

-Info- Version: 1.20.1 ModLoader: Forge Modpack: WORK IN PROGRESS Status: COMING SOON

Play.Shadowcraft.xyz:25566

PixelPlay Minecraft Server

4chanX Catbox userscript, AI generated images, Catbox Scripts, Cloud Hosted Installs, EF+HLL Guide, FAQ, getting started, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, Legacy, LoRA Checklist, Minecraft, Model Mixes, models, NovelAI wiki, PixelPlay, Prompt List, Resources, Scripts, Server, stable diffusion, Vtuber, VTuber XL Loras, We Need To Go Deeper Edition

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive deep into the world of VTuber AI-generated images! Join us on this wild adventure as we explore the depths of virtual reality and create the most outrageous VTuber XL Loras you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy resources like VTuber LoRAs, LoRA checklists, and even an EF+HLL guide for all your VTuber modeling needs. And don’t forget about our VTuber Prompt List for when you need some inspiration to get those creative juices flowing.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have catbox scripts, hypernetworks, and models galore. Plus, our GPU performance data will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of VTuber AI-generated images on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> Minecraft SMP: online banking account got blocked for building too many diamond castles

account blocked, Account.., ATM mode, bank account, Banking, banking services, blocked, building, Castles, customer service, Cyber Security, Diamond, financial institution, Frustration, login attempts, Minecraft, modern technology, MONEY, new password, new pin, ONLINE, online banking, online security, SECURITY, smp, tech-savvy, technology issues, Zoomer

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	2531	Ores Mined:	2437
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of modern technology failing you at every turn? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only password you need to remember is the one to get into the server! No more online banking drama, just good old-fashioned mining and crafting.

We’ve all been there, trying to log into our online accounts only to be met with error messages and frustration. But fear not, on our server, the only error you’ll encounter is accidentally digging straight down into a pit of lava.

So say goodbye to online banking woes and hello to a world where the only letters you’ll receive are from your fellow players, inviting you to join in on the fun. Join our server today and leave modern tech troubles behind!

BlockyMiddleFinger

BlockyMiddleFinger, body shaming, bullying, children, Confrontation, fat shaming, flipping off, homework, Inappropriate Behavior, Jersey attitude, Kindness, middle finger, offensive comments, parenting, public shaming, Respect, rude behavior, social norms, Starbucks, teenagers, young kids

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Votes:	4800
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flipping the bird is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild and wacky time filled with crazy adventures and hilarious encounters.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while simultaneously flipping off rude kids in Starbucks parking lots. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely and have a good laugh along the way.

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even encounter a Karen or two who need a lesson in kindness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a group of oinking bandits who think they’re funny.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner Jersey come out to play. Just remember, in this world, the middle finger is mightier than the sword!

CraftyPleasureLand

CraftyPleasureLand, favorite pastimes, Fun activities, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, hidden pleasures, hobbies, hobbies and interests, interests, leisure pursuits, non adult guilty pleasure, non adult indulgences, non explicit guilty pleasure, non nsfw, non nsfw indulgences, non nsfw pastimes, personal hobbies, personal indulgences, private enjoyments, private hobbies, secret hobbies, secret indulgences

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1377	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Potions Brewed:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCasualtiesLviv

CASUALTIES, casualties reported, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyCasualtiesLviv, Crisis, current events, devastation, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Lviv, mass attack, Military, News, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world news

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2523	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the history of ever! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!

so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!