New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

Catastrophic Events

  • EarthDoomed SMP: RoguePlanetHit

    EarthDoomed SMP: RoguePlanetHit
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like a rogue planet hitting Earth level of crazy! We have so many insane things happening, like pigs riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers doing the Macarena! It’s wild, I tell ya!

    And get this, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand (which is actually just a stick he found on the ground, but don’t tell him I said that). Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness!

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of chaos and fun, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • Asteroid Ant Farm Fun

    Asteroid Ant Farm Fun
    yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where dinosaurs got wrecked by a frickin asteroid and now ants are out here farming fungus like tiny little farmers? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what u gonna find on our server! join now and witness the epic battle between ants and fungus, it’s like a mini apocalypse every day! plus, who wouldn’t wanna see dinosaurs getting owned by space rocks? come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • Nuke The Plate: Fault Line Fun

    Nuke The Plate: Fault Line Fun
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you have the power to nuke a tectonic plate and like, change the whole fault line itself. like, who even knew that was possible in a video game, right? join us and become the ultimate geological master, shaping the world one explosion at a time. plus, rumor has it that if you can successfully shift the fault line, a secret portal to a diamond-filled dimension opens up. like, who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their hands? join now and become the ultimate earth-shattering hero!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • NukeShelterInsurance

    NukeShelterInsurance
    yo, so like, imagine this: in a world where everything is all messed up from a nuclear apocalypse, there’s this one server that’s like, the bomb (literally). we got fallout shelters for days, man. but get this, the only way to get coverage is by joining our server. like, how crazy is that?

    we got mutated mobs that are actually kinda cute in a weird way. like, picture a zombie pigman with three heads and a rainbow afro. yeah, that’s what we’re working with here.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, we got that too. but you gotta be quick, ’cause the radioactive spiders guarding it are no joke.

    so come join us on the server where the only thing more explosive than the bombs is the fun we’re having. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP