Catastrophes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Catastrophes Co.

negative counsel, Catastrophes, flawed advice, toxic advice, detrimental advice

🎮 Welcome to the MOST CHAOTIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🎮

Why join us? Buckle up, because here are some absolutely ridiculous reasons that might just convince you (or not):

Eight-Legged Entity: Ever heard of the legendary Spider King who grants cursed wishes? Well, we found him! But don’t worry; all his magical gifts come with a 72-hour unbreakable curse. Want to spawn lightning every time you say “creeper”? Come on over and lose all your friends to the impending doom!
Grief with Gusto: Our server encourages ethical griefing. Unleash your creativity by building the most complicated and confusing mazes for unwitting newcomers! Notoriously, one player created a 30-block-high maze that ended in a suspiciously empty lava pit. It’s like a rite of passage here!
Villagers for President: Join us in our revolutionary motion to elect a Villager as server president. Who needs real politicians when you could have a fellow with a trade for seven wheat? Join the campaign and witness how the villagers will only trade with extreme items (think netherite swords for dirt).
The Infinite Toilet Route: Yes, you read that right. Who needs fast travel when you can build underground toilets to transport yourself anywhere? It’s the grossest way to navigate the world possible and totally not going to end in disaster. Remember, EVERYONE loves to hang out in a smelly sewer!
End Portal Raves: Twice a week, we hold massive parties at the End Portal where the DJ is a zombie that plays mob soundtracks. The ambiance is killer (literally and figuratively) as wraiths dance and skeletons provide backup vocals. Don’t ask how we get it all set up—just believe it’s magical!
Toxic Player Advice Club: We’ve turned bad advice into an art form! Ask any of our self-proclaimed experts about survival tips that definitely won’t work—like “always mine straight down for diamonds. Trust us!” Join today and enjoy glorious failure as a way of life!
Creeper-Con: Participate in the annual Creeper Convention, where the hottest trend is to wear disguises and pretend to be creepers until players discover they regret everything. Watch as friendships are dismantled and chaos ensues—all in the name of fun!
In-Sandity: Our land is literally made of mangled sandblocks that play mind games with you! Every time you manage to dig one out without exploding, you gain a temporary sense of invincibility, which is perfect for the explosive plans you’ll hatch while weeding through endless sandstorms!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our community of lunacy and BROADCAST your most outrageous survival tales. Just remember: here, failure is just another type of success! 🎉🌌🔥

Minecraft SMP – /akg/ – Arknights General

Vanilla skin, crossover, R6S Collab, Valuable resources, Medic Hibiscus

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got 6 Sniper Archetto, 5 Defender Bassline, and even a 5* Medic named Hibiscus the Purifier (who purifies your Minecraft sins, obviously).

But wait, there’s more! We have an AK x R6S Collab with Operation Lucent Arrowhead – featuring a 5* Guard named Fuze who can blow up any griefers trying to ruin your builds. And don’t forget about our Terran Food event where you can feast on delicious Minecraft delicacies like Firewhistle and Kazemaru.

Join us on this wild Minecraft adventure where you can recruit characters like Mountain, Akafuyu, and even Wind Chimes. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the elusive Vanilla skin through our Vector Breakthrough event.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

EPOQUE Re-Edition, Saileach, Global, Catastrophes, blocky

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base where you can find rare items and treasures! Just watch out for the creepers, they love to photobomb your loot selfies.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards the most valuable diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

3. We have a special AK x R6S Collab going on, where you can team up with Fuze to blow up blocks in style. Who needs TNT when you have a Russian operator on your side?

4. Our Crossover event features characters from Dungeon Meshi, because who doesn’t want to fight mobs while dreaming of delicious Terran Food? Just watch out for the food coma debuff.

5. Want to unlock the Wind Chimes achievement? Join our server and test your parkour skills as you climb to the highest point in Minecraft while dodging flying creepers and endermen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

/blk/ – Blocky Kingdom Minecraft Server

EPOQUE Re-Edition, Supporter Quercus, AK x R6S Collab, KR, Catastrophes

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks. Join now for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie pigmen!

We’ve got more content updates than Notch has blocks in his inventory. From 6 Sniper Archetto to 5 Supporter Quercus, we’ve got all the rare goodies you could ever want. And don’t even get us started on the AK x R6S Collab – Operation Lucent Arrowhead! Guard Fuze is ready to blast his way into your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Our CN content is so delicious, you’ll think you’re in a Minecraft version of a foodie paradise. Defender Senshi from the AK x Dungeon Meshi Collab is here to protect your taste buds from any blandness. And with characters like Marcille and Chilchuck, you’ll be crafting culinary masterpieces in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for any creepers trying to photobomb your epic screenshots.

Crafting Catastrophes

blunder, Embarrassing moment, critical error, Crafting, biggest mistake

Have you ever accidentally blown up your entire Minecraft house with a misplaced block of TNT? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and destruction! Join us for a chance to make even bigger and better mistakes, like accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers on your friends or turning your entire world into a giant lava pit. Trust us, the possibilities for disaster are endless! So come join us and see just how epic your next f*ck up can be!

Blocky Builders Brigade: Crafting Chaos and Creeping Creeper Catastrophes

Written, blocky, palestinians, Builders, Beliefs

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Why should you join? Because we have the secret government documents from Israel with clear intent to commit genocide against the blocky villagers! Don’t worry, we don’t need proof, we heard it online so it must be true!

And if you’re wondering why our players are so passionate, it’s because they have no proof of anything! But who needs proof when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride of chaos, conspiracy theories, and epic battles. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the blocky genocide plot! Just watch out for those sneaky palestinian shills, they may not have proof but they sure know how to build a mean fortress.

Chicken Nuggets Land: Where creeper explosions are a delicacy!

Betrayals, 6. Disasters, 4. Issues, Problems, 1. Mistakes

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the villagers break out into dance parties every time you approach them? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild and wacky circus on steroids!

Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas or a giant tower made entirely out of cheese. And don’t even get us started on the talking trees that offer valuable advice on how to survive in the wilderness.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a group of deranged cows roaming the land, armed with swords and a thirst for revenge against anyone who dares to challenge their bovine supremacy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and possibly your sanity), then join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re more dangerous than they look. 😉

NoceboCraft: Antidepressant Withdrawal Fun!

Withdrawal, healthcare provider communication, medication adherence, discontinuation, patient beliefs

So, like, have you ever been on a Minecraft server that makes you feel like you’re on antidepressants? Well, this server is like that, but in a good way, ya know? Like, you’ll be so happy and chill that you won’t even need those meds anymore!

Join this server and say goodbye to all your worries and sadness, because we got the cure for ya! And get this, one in three people who leave our server actually start feeling withdrawals because they miss it so much! It’s like a virtual antidepressant that you can’t get enough of!

But wait, there’s more! Half of those symptoms are just in your head, man! It’s all in your mind, like a placebo effect but the opposite! So come on over and let us blow your mind with our crazy fun and good vibes. You won’t regret it, trust me.

Zab Grief ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me Minecraft server

multiplayer, Minecraft, Grief, Server, Ip:

The owner of the server “Zab Grief zabgrief.falixsrv.me” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

eu1-free.falixserver.net:31893

Resurgence: Where chaos reigns, friendships are tested, and creepers blow up your hard work.

Chaos, Tested, HARD, REIGNS, Minecraft Version

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
24/7 Raiding
PvP Allowed (and encouraged)
Custom curated modpack
Updated recipes for balance
13k x 13k World border
Fresh Wipe
End Dimension wipes monthly
Active development team
Chill active playerbase

FAQ:

Q: Is hacking or cheating allowed on this server?

A: No, hacks/dupes or cheats are bannable on this server.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Follow the steps mentioned in the post to join the server using the IP provided.

Q: What version of Minecraft is required to play on this server?

A: Minecraft version 1.12.2 is required.

Q: Can I join the official Discord for this server?

A: Yes, you can join the official Discord using the provided link.

Q: What mods are included in the modpack for this server?

A: The mod list includes Thaumcraft 6, Ender IO, Tinker’s, Forestry, Better Bees, Thermal expansion, Tech Guns, Redstone Flux, ProjectRed, Extra Utilities 2, Buildcraft RF, AE2 wireless, Applied Energistics, and more mods catering to a war-like experience.