catastrophe Minecraft Servers

catastrophe Minecraft Servers

  • LebanoCraft: Catastrophe Beyond Imagination

    LebanoCraft: Catastrophe Beyond Imagination
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 6459
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6616
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 199 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz if u don’t, UN chief says there will be a catastrophe beyond imagination, like Lebanon becoming another Gaza. but don’t worry, on our server, we got mad skills to prevent that from happening. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base where we hide from creepers. join now before it’s too late and Lebanon turns into a blocky wasteland like Gaza. #blockyapocalypse #minecraftmadness

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  • Crafty Catastrophe Minecraft Server

    Crafty Catastrophe Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 6487
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 389 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in intense llama races through treacherous obstacle courses.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious entity who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games and challenges.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride like no other! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this insane Minecraft world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Caucasian Catastrophe – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Caucasian Catastrophe – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 7830
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 99
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Alien Abductions: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old math problems and boring old servers? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have a special /Pol/ section dedicated to solving all your math problems. Need help figuring out how many white men are left in the world? We’ve got you covered! And don’t worry, we have plenty of white men on our server to help you out. Join now for a wild and wacky time filled with crazy calculations and outrageous theories. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about the elusive 500 million white men!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting Catastrophe

    Crafting Catastrophe
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 8715
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was going to be the hottest trend of the year? Yeah, that totally bombed. But fear not, because we have something even better to offer – our Minecraft server!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that every time they logged off, a unicorn would appear and guard their precious diamonds. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is true on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests that only the bravest of players can uncover. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.

    So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Socks with sandals may have bombed, but our server is sure to be a hit!

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  • Creeper Cardio Catastrophe

    Creeper Cardio Catastrophe
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 2630
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Star Shards Collected: 178 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Potions Brewed: 114 Divine Scrolls Written: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. but get this, if you join our server, you’ll have a 99.9% chance of never getting cardiovascular disease. like, ever. especially if you’re a dude. but if you’re a chick, watch out, cuz the cannabis use might get ya. but hey, who needs a healthy heart when you can build a sick castle with your bros, amirite? join now and live forever in the land of blocky bliss.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting Catastrophes

    Crafting Catastrophes
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 2102
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1262 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Potions Brewed: 170 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever accidentally blown up your entire Minecraft house with a misplaced block of TNT? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and destruction! Join us for a chance to make even bigger and better mistakes, like accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers on your friends or turning your entire world into a giant lava pit. Trust us, the possibilities for disaster are endless! So come join us and see just how epic your next f*ck up can be!

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  • AngelCraft: Where even the angels play Minecraft! Join our heavenly server today!

    AngelCraft: Where even the angels play Minecraft! Join our heavenly server today!
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 9062
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Crops Grown: 7803 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dimension Hops: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Lillith buried underground and angels trying to merge with her to start the 3rd impact! But don’t worry, we’ve built a city for you to live in, even though it will be destroyed dozens of times and countless people will die.

    Join us for the ultimate challenge of surviving in a city that is constantly under attack by angels and facing the impending doom of the 3rd impact. Will you be able to outsmart the angels and save the city, or will you meet your demise in a spectacularly explosive way?

    Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, destruction, and epic battles on our server. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have adrenaline-pumping danger and excitement at every turn? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

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  • Crafty Ukrainians: Mining for Victory!

    Crafty Ukrainians: Mining for Victory!
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 7231
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Mines Excavated: 2614
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server and experience the thrill of preventing a Russian pincer attack in a virtual world!

    With tens of thousands of virtual men positioned strategically in towns like Niu-York and Toretsk, you’ll have to use all your Minecraft skills to outflank the Russians and avoid being cut off and destroyed like the unfortunate Ukrainian forces in Mariupol, Severodonetsk, Lysichansk, Bakhmut, and Avdeevka.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got urban agglomerations that make for ideal defensive positions – that is, until you find yourself in an encirclement with only one route in and out of the city! Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the face of catastrophe!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Creeper Catastrophe: Where Fatal Frames and Steam Sales Collide!

    Crafty Creeper Catastrophe: Where Fatal Frames and Steam Sales Collide!
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 1456
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Get ready to experience the ultimate horror survival game on our Minecraft server! Imagine if Fatal Frame, Resident Evil, and Silent Hill had a baby…that’s basically what you’re in for.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, ghostly mobs start haunting you, forcing you to use your camera to exorcise them. But be careful, because if you don’t capture them in time, they’ll jump scare you so hard you’ll drop your pickaxe!

    And just when you think you’re safe, a creepy mansion appears out of nowhere, filled with puzzles and traps that will make your heart race faster than a creeper about to explode. But don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the madness…or will they?

    So if you’re ready to test your bravery and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate horror Minecraft experience, join us now! Just make sure to bring extra pairs of pants…you’re gonna need them.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Blunders

    Blocky Blunders
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 6962
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Towns Built: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on TUMBLING DOWN!

    Join us on a wild adventure where the ground literally moves beneath your feet! That’s right, our server is located on a giant, sentient turtle that roams the Minecraft world, creating new landscapes and challenges for you to conquer.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of glow-in-the-dark llamas who are experts in redstone engineering. They will help you build the craziest contraptions and traps to outsmart your enemies.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep rave that happens every full moon. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join TUMBLING DOWN today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Aetherial Minecraft

    Aetherial Minecraft
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 8034
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Farms Harvested: 663
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Animals Bred: 135 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come Explore the Unparalleled World of Our Server! Get ready for an unprecedented adventure! Our server offers an exclusive RANK system that challenges you to reach the top. Immerse yourself in nostalgia with OldPvP, while enjoying the new features in version 1.21.1. Not only that, EliteMobs adds an extra layer of challenge and fun! * MaxLv 200: Reach maximum level and prove your worth! * PvP Arena: Face other players in epic battles. * Clan: Join a community of fearless warriors and conquer new territories. * Hunguer Games: Survive, hunt and be the last one standing. Dungeons: Explore mysterious dungeons full of dangers. Story Mode: Immerse yourself in an engaging plot rich in challenges. Don’t miss your chance to be part of a vibrant community and experience epic battles, exciting adventures, and more. Join us now and start your legendary journey!

    enx-cirion-67.enx.host:10030

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  • DrowPrison

    DrowPrison
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 9711
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!

    drowprison.ddns.net

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  • Basketcase Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are ‘enhanced’ – plus immersive quests, jobs, and advanced enchantments!

    Basketcase Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are ‘enhanced’ – plus immersive quests, jobs, and advanced enchantments!
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 4869
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server URL
    Java mc.bucketry.net
    Bedrock mc.bucketry.net:19132

    Overview:

    Are you ready to immerse yourself in a world that’s more than just blocks? Whether you’re a builder, a warrior, or a farmer, Bucketry offers an experience like no other. Step into a world of adventure, creation, and community.

    What Makes Bucketry Different?

    • Custom Quests and Ranks with Purpose
    • Create Powerful Gear with Unique Enchantments
    • Choose Your Path—Master Professions and Skills
    • Build and Defend Your Kingdom
    • Farming, Mining, and Fishing Like Never Before
    • Discover Hidden Treasures and Epic Loot
    • Create a Thriving Economy

    What Will You Experience?

    • Community-Driven Events
    • Epic Quests with Real Stories
    • Master Your Resources, Maximize Your Time

    FAQ:

    Q: What makes Bucketry’s quests different?

    A: Quests in Bucketry are not just side tasks. They are part of your story, providing meaningful rewards, lore, and progression through ranks.

    Q: Are there custom enchantments available?

    A: Yes, there are hundreds of unique enchantments for armor and weapons to fit your playstyle.

    Q: Can I choose a profession?

    A: Yes, you can master professions like building, fighting, farming, and fishing to unlock new potential.

    Q: Can I design and expand my kingdom?

    A: Yes, you can build and defend your kingdom with custom tools and command mighty creatures to help you.

    Q: Are there enhanced farming, mining, and fishing systems?

    A: Yes, these systems in Bucketry offer new challenges and rewards to keep you engaged.

    Q: Is there a custom currency system?

    A: Yes, you can manage your own shops, trade with others, and establish wealth and influence in the economy.

    Begin Your Adventure Today – Bucketry Minecraft is more than just a game—it’s a world waiting for you to leave your mark. Build, explore, and challenge yourself alongside a thriving community. The possibilities are endless, and your journey starts now.

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  • Afterlife Coping Minecraft Server

    Afterlife Coping Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 1118
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Dimension Hops: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9594 Zombie Dances: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining away in Minecraft with no end goal in sight? Join our server and rest assured that you are working towards an afterlife in paradise! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that all players will be rewarded with eternal happiness and diamond armor in the afterlife. Don’t let the uncertainty of life get you down, join us and start building your way to paradise today!

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  • Real Madrid Minecraft SMP: What did Real Madrid mean by this?

    Real Madrid Minecraft SMP: What did Real Madrid mean by this?
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 9533
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging creepers and skeletons. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of rogue llamas who have taken over the world and are now forcing players to compete in llama-themed challenges for their entertainment?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of a famous soccer player haunts our server, challenging players to intense soccer matches where the stakes are higher than ever. Will you be able to outscore the ghost and claim victory, or will you be haunted by your failures forever?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. Real Madrid may not have meant anything by it, but we sure do!

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  • PuppyVacayNoWay

    PuppyVacayNoWay
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 6158
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 New Chunks Explored: 967086
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the designated pet-sitter for your jet-setting sister! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated puppies and boundary-setting blocks.

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s furry friend? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a fortress of solitude to protect yourself from the demands of entitled relatives.

    Our community of players will support you in standing up for yourself and saying no to pet-sitting obligations. Together, we will create a world where family members respect your time and understand that you have a life outside of doggy duty.

    So come join us on this epic journey of setting boundaries and reclaiming your time! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic and empowering? Let’s build a virtual world where you can finally say “no” without feeling guilty.

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  • NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 1928
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

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  • CraftyPoundsLost

    CraftyPoundsLost
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 8268
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Enchantments Applied: 57
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Runes Activated: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

    Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

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  • Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 2595
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 884 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Towns Built: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

    KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 5793
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Ores Mined: 4134 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

    you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

    if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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