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CraftyWeekend SMP: Mine & Grind Edition

3rd world dive grass, catalog is 75% off, cfb opening weekend, college football, containment board, CraftyWeekend, discount catalog, dive grass, Edition, Golf, golf exclusion, grind, Opening Weekend, Pathetic, smp, Soccer, soccer hater, sports, sports controversy, sports criticism, Sports Entertainment, sports fan, sports opinion, weekend sports

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old grass fields in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server that is so wild and crazy, it makes soccer look like golf? Look no further than our server, where the grass is greener and the adventures are crazier than ever before!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore exotic biomes, battle epic bosses, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. Our community is filled with hilarious characters and insane stories that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs soccer when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Come join us and see what all the hype is about!

StepSonSnubbedBDay

baby momma, birthday activities, birthday celebration, birthday plans, blended family, Chaos, Controlling, Court, family time, high conflict, invasion of privacy, iPhone, location tracking, previous marriage, privacy, privacy concerns, step-parenting, step-son, StepSonSnubbedBDay, Threats, Tracking

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, dumb, dumb question, Foolish, IDIOTIC, illogical, incoherent, irrational, Ludicrous, MINDLESS, Minecraft, Nonsensical, nonsensical comment, nonsensical conversation, nonsensical response, nonsensical statement, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly remark, SillySMPChats, smp, Unintelligible

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

TrendyCraftRevival

classic, COMEBACK, cultural trend, fashion, fashion history, fashion statement, fashion trend, History, iconic, iconic trend, Nostalgia, old school, past, Popular, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, trend, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3190
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

Australian study, blocks, DOCTORS, elite sport, equal pay, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparity, gender inequality, Harassment, healthcare professionals, La Trobe University, ladies, pay gap, physiotherapists, pixels, professional sport, sports industry, Women, Women in sports, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment, workplace inequality

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1770
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Black-powder firearms, Cannons, Chunk claiming, civilisation-ending event, coin economy, Conflict system, Conquer, Create, Darius, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Routine Events, silly, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wilds, wine and cheese

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Votes:	5782
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Potions Brewed:	96	Chimeras Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Crops Grown:	4786

Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on this server?	Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
How does the economy work?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
Is combat a major aspect of the server?	Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	70	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!