CATALOG Minecraft Servers

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  • Monkeys Catalog Shit 1.21.4

    Monkeys Catalog Shit 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaos and mayhem! We have catalog monkeys running wild, baiting Kronies left and right. It’s a total shitshow, but in the best way possible.

    You’ll question reality as you navigate through our server, wondering when the madness will end. But let’s be real, you won’t want it to end because it’s just too damn entertaining.

    So come on, embrace the craziness and join us for a wild ride unlike any other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Ink – Minecraft Server

    Pixel Ink – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most ink-credible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Dive into a world where squids rule and ink is the ultimate weapon.

    Join us for our Big Run event where players race through obstacle courses filled with ink-tastic challenges. Be prepared for the unexpected as you navigate through ink-filled mazes and dodge paintball attacks from rival players.

    Our server is constantly updating with new patches and features, keeping the gameplay fresh and exciting. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in our Chill Season event, where the only rule is to have fun and make a splash!

    Connect with players from around the world on our social media accounts, where you can share your epic ink battles and show off your squid-tastic skills.

    Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles in the game, from ink-spraying guns to stylish squid-themed outfits. Take on cooperative missions with your friends and conquer the ink-filled world together.

    So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few squid tentacles). See you in the ink-filled world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Deranged Minecraft SMP Edrone

    Deranged Minecraft SMP Edrone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or hilarity? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    But that’s not all! We have a legendary tale of a player who built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the laws of physics and launched them into the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time a player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, nothing is too wild on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The HDD Hoarder Minecraft SMP

    The HDD Hoarder Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where all they do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we organize our “kino” (that’s fancy talk for movies) in the most outrageous way possible.

    We store our movies on external HDDs and keep a catalog in an OpenOffice document because why not make things complicated, right? Each HDD is labeled with a dramatic title like “HDD 7 movie” and we list all the movies in a never-ending format that will make your head spin.

    But wait, there’s more! To watch our movies, we connect our computers to our TVs using a 10-meter-long HDMI cable because who needs convenience when you can have chaos, am I right?

    Our document is a whopping 83 pages long, with one line per movie, anime, or cartoon. And get this, each entry includes the title and date, which we researched ourselves because we’re just that dedicated to our craft.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane way to organize your movies that you never knew you needed. Who needs simplicity when you can have sheer madness?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Thread Space Minecraft SMP

    Thread Space Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere. Good times, good times.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny diamond block trophy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic event.

    So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how competitive you are). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP