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CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

14/88, assblasted, Board, Chud, CraftyNazi, cucked, Dead, FAGGOT, Guide, hitler, Humanity, Janny, jew, Lies, Minecraft, New Golden Age, Posts, Rise, Server, spirit, tranny, Victory, white race

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	328005	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft

addiction, Attention, Babysitting, college, compromise, Conversation, Exams, exhaustion, family, free babysitting, nephew, NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, screen time, sibling conflict, single mother, studying, time consuming, TV

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from all the baby mama drama and dead boyfriend shenanigans!

Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

LifeSucksMC Server

Adversity, bitter truths, Challenges, coming to terms with reality, coping with disappointment, difficult experiences, Disappointment, disillusionment, disillusionment with life, facing setbacks, finding out the hard way, harsh reality, harsh truths, life sucks, LifeSucksMC, negative outlook, painful lessons, realization, Server, Struggle, tough times, unpleasant surprises

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of mining for hours only to be blown up by a creeper? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, life doesn’t just suck – it blows! Literally, we have a custom plugin that blows you away every time you respawn just for the fun of it.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks? The winner gets a prize of… well, nothing really, but bragging rights are priceless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to the latest hits from the Note Block DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco ball room hidden deep within the mines.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knew that life sucking could be so much fun?

MineCraftJobSwitcher

Burnout, conflicts with coworkers, constant stress, declining performance, feeling stagnant, feeling unappreciated, feeling underpaid, feeling undervalued, feeling unfulfilled, job dissatisfaction, lack of challenge, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of support from management, low morale, micromanagement, MineCraftJobSwitcher, no room for advancement, poor work-life balance, toxic work environment

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone else’s base? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Then it’s time to join our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to ask for building tips. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Quit your day job and come join us on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHate, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, RETALIATION, retaliatory strikes, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Yemen

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch retaliatory strikes against houthis backed by iran!! build your own bunker and defend against incoming missiles! team up with israeli forces and take down the enemy with epic explosions and intense battles! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!!

HodeidahBoomCraft

breaking news, civilian casualties, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, evacuation, explosions, Hodeidah, HodeidahBoomCraft, humanitarian crisis, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Rebel forces, Saudi Arabia, united nations, violence, War, Western coast, Yemen, Yemeni government

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun and laughter! we have so much chaos and craziness, you’ll think you’ve been transported to a land of pure insanity!

our spawn point is like a war zone, with explosions going off left and right. but don’t worry, it’s just our way of welcoming you to the server!

we have custom mini-games like “TNT tag” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes in your face. it’s a blast…literally!

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yep, you heard that right. we have pigs that can fly around the server, dropping presents and causing mischief wherever they go.

so come on down to our explosive paradise and join in on the madness! who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

CraftingLand: Where Every Landing is a Takeoff

air travel, aircraft, Airline (Industry), airports, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation operations, aviation safety, aviation success, aviation trends, CraftingLand, equal numbers, flight management, flight operations, flight statistics, great year, Landing, Pilots, Safety, successful landings, takeoff, takeoffs, travel industry

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, the best thing ever. like, you spawn in and suddenly you’re in the middle of this crazy airport where all the planes are made out of blocks.

you can like, build your own plane and fly around the server, but here’s the catch – you gotta have the same number of successful landings as takeoffs. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, man.

but wait, there’s more. there’s this legendary pilot who flies around on a giant chicken, and if you can catch him, he’ll give you a special diamond sword that can one-shot any mob.

plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the admins hang out and throw crazy parties. if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.

so like, come join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Block Game Life SMP

Adults, adults only, Beta, Block Game Life, Community, Dailyrewards, Economy, Experience, HARD, July 20th, laid back, Laidback, Laidbackserver, landscape, Launching, Minecraft, next weekend, No Kids Allowed, Nogrief, Nonpvp, pay to win, planet minecraft, Server, server launch, smp, Survival, Users, Vote

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Votes:	3243	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Block Game Life is a server launching NEXT WEEKEND JULY 20th. We aim to provide a laid back, no kids allowed experience to our users. We will NEVER be pay to win as well!

We offer an adults only community, beta-esque server landscapes, and more!

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Hotdog Water: Where the only thing harder than surviving is not drinking the water

bed TP, Discord, Drinking, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, Harder, hotdog, https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex, https://hdw.dog, Java 1.20.6, Land Claim, no cheating, play.hotdogwater.dog, PvP, stealing, Surviving, Water

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Minecraft Server: Hotdog Water

Overview
Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.20.6
Vote for resets on Discord
No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

– PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed

– No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog

– Website: https://hdw.dog

– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
Is this server Hardcore Vanilla Survival?	Yes, it is a Hardcore Vanilla Survival server running on Java 1.20.6
Are resets based on player votes?	Yes, players can vote for resets on Discord
Are PvP, griefing, and stealing allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP, griefing, and stealing are allowed on the server
Is cheating or hacking allowed?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server

CountryCraft Minecraft Server

Ambassador, best, Candidate, Country, CountryCraft, cultural representation, Diplomacy, diplomatic skills, Diversity, election, global perspective, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, national pride, national values, patriotism, political figure, public image, REPRESENTATIVE, Server, Unity

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Crops Grown:	3285
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	256052	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old politicians running the show? Well, on our Minecraft server, we let YOU choose who represents your country! That’s right, forget about elections and campaigning, just build the biggest, most impressive structure and you’ll be crowned the leader of your nation! Want to see a llama as president? Done. How about a giant chicken as prime minister? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our wacky server. Join now and show the world who truly deserves to lead!