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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3610 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2220 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
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