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Minecraft SMP – Ukraine Happening General

Belgorod, border regions, CASUALTIES, Conflict, domestic-made ballistic missile, drone attack, F-16 crash, gas pipeline, general, Happening, Kharkiv, Minecraft, missile strike, mongolia, oil base, Poltava, putin, Rostov Oblast, russia, smp, state secret, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more intense than the Ukraine conflict! Our server is so action-packed, Putin himself claims our players face no resistance while advancing in the game. Zelenskyy may have reshuffled his cabinet, but our players will never shuffle their loyalty to our server.

Experience crazy battles like the russian missile strike on Poltava, where 50+ players were “killed” (respawned, don’t worry) and 200+ were “injured” (lost some hearts). And forget about boring old oil and gas production, on our server, it’s a state secret!

We’ve got Ukrainian F-16s crashing, drone strikes targeting power plants, and even domestic-made ballistic missiles being tested. And if that’s not enough, we have an eternal flight for russian Su-25 aircraft – they just can’t seem to land!

So join our Minecraft SMP today for a gaming experience that’s more explosive than a residential building being bombed in Kharkiv. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now!

UglyButCuteMinecraftSMP

UglyButCuteMinecraftSMP, unconventional aesthetics, unconventional allure, unconventional appeal, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional charisma, unconventional charm, unconventional desirability, unconventional magnetism, Unique Features

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you find creepers with mustaches attractive, because on our server, every creeper has a fabulous mustache that will make you swoon. And don’t even get us started on the zombie pigmen with top hats and monocles – they are the epitome of sophistication and style.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so majestic and powerful that all other chickens bow down in its presence. Rumor has it that the Chicken King can lay golden eggs that will make you the richest player on the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wacky world of mustachioed creepers, dapper zombie pigmen, and the one and only Chicken King. Who knows what other ridiculous surprises await you in our crazy corner of the Minecraft universe!

CraftyNoobSkills

Ability, Adaptability, capability, common, Communication, competence, CraftyNoobSkills, critical thinking, Crucial, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, important, Lacking, life skill, necessary, practical, problem solving, proficiency, skill, talent, valuable

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

The skill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with zombies, mutants, and killer robots! And where better to hone that skill than on our Minecraft server? Join us for epic battles against hordes of undead creatures, daring escapes from mutant monsters, and intense showdowns with rogue AI. Plus, our community is full of expert survivors who can teach you everything from crafting the perfect zombie-proof shelter to outsmarting a sentient computer virus. So why wait? Join us now and show the apocalypse who’s boss!

CyberCraft: Russia vs NATO

#cyberattacks, allied nations, Conflict, cyber threats, cybercraft, cybersecurity, digital warfare, diplomatic relations, Espionage, foreign policy, HACKING, Information Security, Intelligence Operations, international relations, military aggression, nato, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, US

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Towns Built:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	45
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we battle against the evil russian hackers just like in real life!! we team up with ukraine and nato to take down those cyberbullies and protect our virtual land!! join us for crazy battles, epic quests, and maybe even some virtual diplomacy lol!! don’t miss out on the action, join now and help us defeat the cyber villains!!

Bingo’s Farmyard Fun

Animals, Bingo, Bingos, catchy tune, Childhood, children’s song, classic, dog, Farm, Farmer, Farmyard, Fun, Lyrics, Memory, Music, name.., Nostalgia, nursery rhyme, old macdonald, Repetition, rhyme, sing-along, song

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride pigs into battle and fight off zombie cows with ur trusty carrot sword. u can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and have pet creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff.

once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they lived happily ever after, eating their way through layers of frosting and sprinkles.

come join us and be a part of the craziest adventures in minecraft history. u never know what u might discover next, like a talking chicken or a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Bingo was the name of the farmer, not the dog, but on our server, everyone is named Bingo and everyone is a hero. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset).

Ketamine Interrupts Machine Gun

antidepressant, brain function, depression relief, depression treatment, glutamate receptor, gun, INTERRUPTS, ketamine, ketamine research, ketamine therapy, Machine, mental health, mental health breakthrough, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, mood regulation, mood stabilization, neural activity, neuroplasticity, neurotransmitters, NMDA receptor, psychiatric medication, psychiatric therapy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Animals Bred:	157	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure ketamine. You mine that shiz and suddenly your character starts trippin’ balls, but in a good way. Forget about building houses and farms, on this server you build your own psychedelic wonderland.

And get this, when you’re feeling down and depressed, just log on and start mining that ketamine. It’s like a party in your brain, man. Your neural activity is like a machine gun going off, but then ketamine comes in and says “chill bro, I got you.”

Join this server for a wild ride through the depths of your mind. Who needs therapy when you have ketamine blocks to mine? It’s a whole new level of Minecraft, trust me.

What is the IP for Swag x Godly Minecraft Server?

GODLY, Minecraft, Server, swag

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Animals Bred:	121
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Towns Built:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	456
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Swag x Godly is a talented and versatile artist who combines elements of swag and spirituality in his music. With his unique blend of street smarts and higher consciousness, he captures the attention of listeners with his catchy hooks and thought-provoking lyrics. Swag x Godly is carving out his own lane in the music industry, elevating the rap game with his innovative style and infectious energy.

Light SMP

1.16, Active, anti cheat, building, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Mature Players, multiplayer, No Griefing, no pay to win, PvP, small server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	339
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to light SMP! Have fun and enjoy!

Store: https://lightsmp.tebex.io Staff: 1/5 1. Please do not Greif 2. Don’t Hack (AntiCheat Is Installed) 3. Please Be nice

If any rules are not followed you will be banned for a period of time!

54.39.130.44:25616

Least Network

craftsmen, Factories, open world, Quests, Skills, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3232
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Least Network is a survival server where you can have fun and have a huge open world. It has various systems (Factories, Craftsmen, Quests, Skills) and don’t forget to enter the server to see more.

play.leastnw.com

Mococo’s Crappy Minecraft Server

attitude, bad behavior, Behavior, Conflict, Crappy, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, Event, inappropriate, Minecraft, mococo, Mococos, negative vibes, Negativity, poor conduct, Problematic, Rude, Server, shitty person, Social Interaction, TOXIC, UNACCEPTABLE, unkind, Unpleasant

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Items Found:	3080	Dragon Eggs Found:	3764
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Animals Bred:	61	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Oh, Mococo is just trying to keep things interesting on our Minecraft server! You see, Mococo once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone else. And during events, they like to stir up drama by pranking other players with invisible potion effects or spawning a herd of angry llamas in their base. It’s all in good fun, though! So if you want to join our server and witness Mococo’s shenanigans firsthand, come on over and see what all the fuss is about! Just watch your back around them…they might just turn you into a chicken for a laugh.