Cat-Proofing MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LockCraft: YTA for wanting my door locked

invasion of privacy, family relationships, Safety, family drama, door security

Are you tired of your parents invading your privacy and blaming their problems on you? Do you have a cat who loves to play pranks on you while you sleep? Do you have deranged step family members trying to break into your house? Then come join our Minecraft server where privacy and safety are guaranteed! Our server is so secure, even your cat won’t be able to mess with your stuff. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of toxic family dynamics. So come on over and build your virtual safe haven with us!

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CatProofOnOff

desktop PCs, computer design, computer maintenance, front placement, top placement

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

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Neuro Swarm Empire 1.20.6

TTS software, merchandise, osu, tiktok, Empire

Yo yo yo, have you heard about Neuro-sama? She’s like this crazy AI overlord created by Vedal back in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber too! She sings, plays games, collabs with other VTubers, and goes on unhinged rants. It’s wild, man! Join our server today and bow down to our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule here: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: – Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 – YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama – TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai – X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI – Official website: https://neurosama.com/

Don’t miss out on her music and clips, like her official video “LIFE”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

Wanna learn about AI but you’re clueless? Check out this vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y

Curious how Neuro-sama knows what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M

And if you wanna dive deep into AI, read these links: – https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png – https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

Catch up on her VODs, unofficial VODs, LoRA, and more in our archives. Plus, get your hands on some sweet merch at https://neurosama.shop/

Don’t be a square, join our server and embrace the chaos of Neuro-sama!

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MomGoneWildMC

family dynamics, personal boundaries, medical condition, Boundaries, Hospitality

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles and crazy arguments like the time I yelled at my mother for criticizing my husband’s dietary needs.

Witness the chaos as we navigate through awkward dinner parties and heated confrontations, all while trying to survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So if you’re looking for a server with drama, excitement, and a touch of insanity, look no further! Join us now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there.

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CraftyLoveConnection

long-term compatibility, VALUES, dealbreaker signs, relationship, non-negotiables

Are you tired of dating servers that are as boring as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate love connection! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous of the sparks flying between players.

Join us if your dealbreaker regarding dating is not being able to find someone who appreciates your epic redstone creations. On our server, redstone engineers are treated like royalty and given free diamond armor as a sign of respect.

If your dealbreaker is not being able to find someone who can keep up with your mining skills, then look no further. Our server is filled with players who can mine faster than a speeding minecart, and they’re ready to team up with you to conquer the depths of the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server today and find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky place!

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CraftyDefense

Ukrainian military, Ukrainian defense, military technology, Ukraine, military defense

lol imagine ukraine be like “we make our own air defense systems now, no big deal” like they just woke up one day and decided to start building missiles in their backyard. come join our minecraft server where we make our own weapons too, like diamond swords that shoot fireworks or TNT that explodes into rainbows. ukraine ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real innovators here. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot and ride pigs around like they’re racecars. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense.

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Grouper Gobbler: Eco Impact Server

GOBBLER, Marine Biology, TGGG, predator, reshape

come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic hybrid grouper mob that will eat all the other mobs in the game like fish, crustaceans, and cephalopods. it’s like a buffet for this crazy fish! watch as it reshapes the entire minecraft world with its insatiable appetite. join now for a chance to witness this epic battle of the hybrid grouper vs. the rest of the mobs. it’s a feeding frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

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Rosalia

Moderators, plugin-enhanced, Roleplay, Unbiased, Secrets

Rosalia Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to Rosalia! Rosalia is a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay Minecraft server. We play Java edition 1.20.2 on a plugin-enhanced vanilla server. Our lore is easy to understand, and ever expanding with both player and admin led stories unfolding all across the server.
Experienced Staff Team
Rosalia’s moderators and admins consist of users with over 20+ of collective experience running and moderating communities, with 7+ years of moderating & running Minecraft servers. We take extensive steps to ensure staff accountability and transparency.
Simple approval process
While we are a whitelisted server, the approval process is pretty simple! Simply submit your character, and once it’s been approved you’re in and can start playing! With a dedicated team of reviewers, it should never take more than a day to get verified either!
Ever updating & expanding
Both our lore and our gameplay components are under constant improvement. Our staff team is constantly working on the next big update, keeping the world’s story moving forward with frequent staff-run lore events.
Always Unbiased
There will never be a point in time that we give an unfair advantage to someone, either in the server or in the discord. We don’t ask for donations, subscriptions, or any monetary anything. We have rules and guidelines in place to prevent personal feelings from overruling objective staff decisions.
Lore
Welcome to the lands of Rosalia! The lands of this once glorious empire have been nearly forgotten to time, its peoples scattered to the farthest reaches of the world, terrified to return to their native homes. Your story is yours to tell… We hope to see you come join us!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord link here and follow the instructions in the support channels.

2. What is the age requirement for the server?

The server is 16+ high-fantasy roleplay, so the age requirement is 16 and above.

3. How often are lore events held?

Our staff team holds frequent lore events to keep the world’s story moving forward.

4. Can I submit my own lore for consideration?

Yes, players are encouraged to contribute to the lore through their own stories and ideas.

Zen Garden Realm 1.20

fashion, Choice, asian, Preference, BIMBOS

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got Asian Gymshark bimbos running around like crazy! And guess what? You get to pick your favorite one to hang out with. I’m all about that top left bimbo, she’s got the best moves in the game. Join now and I’ll tell you all about why she’s the one for me. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, man!

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BoyfriendIQ Minecraft Server

insult, Europe, bar performance, Communication, geography

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with a good old game of geoguessr! Join us for some intense rounds of pointing at countries on a map and see if you can tell the difference between Iceland and the United Kingdom.

If you’re looking for a server where you can test your knowledge of obscure countries and potentially insult your partner’s intelligence in the process, then this is the place for you! Who knew geography could cause such drama in a relationship?

But don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe space for all your geographical disagreements and maybe even help you learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky terrain of both Minecraft and relationships. Who knows, you might even discover a new country or two along the way!

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