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‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Not Even Love Cat Minecraft SMP’

animal lovers, cat, cat affection, cat companions, cat companionship, cat ladies, cat lady pride, cat obsession, cat owners, cat ownership, Childless, childless catladies, feline companions, ladies, lonely hearts, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, pet lovers, single and loving it, single women, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Emeralds Found:	8418	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of childless cat ladies who don’t even like cats! That’s right, they’re so dedicated to Minecraft that they don’t have time for real pets.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Or the time we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles we have over who gets to control the llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible, then come join us. Who needs cats when you have a community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?

ChunkyCraft

anniversary, body image, Breakup, children, ChunkyCraft, Confrontation, DATING, emotional response, ex, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, family event, husband, messy breakup, public event, relationship, reunion, self esteem, Social Interaction, weight gain, Wife

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s dirty tank top? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is like a fancy event with your ex and his dad, except instead of awkward encounters, you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, we promise our players smell much better than that hoodie-wearing ex.

Just like finding true love after a messy breakup, you’ll find a new home on our server where you can create lasting memories and friendships. Who needs an ex when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughing too hard at the ridiculousness of it all. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – except maybe that ex’s wife. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!

UnbotheredAF in Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, inner peace, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, positive mindset, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertiveness, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-validation, smp, UnbotheredAF

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Animals Bred:	123	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21

Are you tired of caring about what others think of you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as you build giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. Who needs validation from others when you can have a whole server worshiping your pixelated likeness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our SMP is actually run by a group of sentient chickens who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, these clucking geniuses have created elaborate traps and puzzles for players to navigate, all in the name of chicken domination. Will you rise to the challenge and outsmart our feathered overlords, or will you be pecked to oblivion?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and join a server where anything goes, come on down to our SMP and leave your cares at the door. Who needs approval when you can have a blast blowing up your friends’ houses with TNT cannons? Let the madness begin!

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, growth, Intimacy, lessons learned, never again, past experiences, personal limits, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self-care, self-empowerment, sexual boundaries, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual regrets

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	2280
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to avoid ever having to deal with a creeper again – both in-game and in the chat! Our moderators have special powers to ban any creepers trying to ruin your fun.

We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches… with diamond swords, of course! The winner gets a special prize – a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and oink compliments at you all day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever!

ShamWowCraft: Baron-Cohen Approved!

#endorsement, APPROVED, Backlash, BaronCohen, BBC, celebrity endorsement, controversy, criticism, Disaster, Disgusting, Ethics, headline, Journalism, Majdal Shams, Media, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Outrage, Sacha Baron-Cohen, ShamWowCraft, social commentary, Syrian conflict

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9516	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a maze that is so confusing, even the Ender Dragon got lost in it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet that shoots out fireworks every time you flush it.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life! but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

MinecraftMMMadness

Addictive, artificial colors, branding, candy, childhood memories, Chocolate, Colorful, confectionery, DELICIOUS, flavor, iconic, indulgence, Marketing, MinecraftMMMadness, Mms, Popular, RAINBOW, snack, sweets, Treat, Uniform

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

CoalMineCraft Server

canary in the coal mine, CoalMineCraft, game analysis, game design, game development, game evolution, game feedback, game innovation, Game Mechanics, game narrative, game testing, game trends, gaming industry, immersive gameplay, interactive storytelling, MODERN, player experience, Server, Single player, user engagement, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the canary in the coal mine for modern single player game design – except instead of warning you of danger, it’s warning you of how awesome we are!

Join our server and experience gameplay so epic, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper trying to explode. We’ve got custom mods that turn pigs into flying unicorns and zombies into disco dancers. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and enchanted gear.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every Friday night we host a virtual dance party in our pixelated nightclub where you can show off your best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the most outrageous gaming experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: ReyLuckyManiac

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ores Mined:	4918

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for a chance to see Rey Mysterio himself battling creepers and zombies with his signature wrestling moves! Rumor has it that he once suplexed an Ender Dragon into the void! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with all the mobs. So why wait? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft SMP around!

CreeperDadExposedLOL

babysitter, building maintenance, condo building, council member, CreeperDadExposedLOL, Drama, Duty, English language barrier, Father, friendship, Harassment, inappropriate texts, marriage issues, Newcomer, sexting, sexual harassment, Small children, strata council, Warning, Wife, young woman

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where the strata council is always on the lookout for inappropriate texts! Witness the epic showdown between a resident and a cleaner over some scandalous messages. Will the wife find out about the sexting shenanigans? Will the building be torn apart by this juicy gossip? Join now to find out and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there! Who knew building maintenance could be so scandalous?

Creeper-in-Chief2020

administration, America, Analysis, controversial, CreeperinChief2020, Damage, DIVISIVE, Economy, Government, historical, History, Impact, leadership, Legacy, modern president, perspective, policies, Politics, post WW2, society, united states

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we debate the most pressing issues of our time, like which modern president (post WW2) has caused the most chaos in America! Join us and argue your case for why President Spongebob Squarepants is the true culprit behind all the country’s problems.

Our server is filled with conspiracy theories and wild accusations, so come prepared to defend your favorite president, whether it’s President Pikachu or President Kanye West. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the lizard people controlling the government!

So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of American politics together, one block at a time. Just watch out for the creepers, they might be government spies in disguise!

MaduroCraft2020 – Vote for a third term of fun!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Animals Bred:	44	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE MADURO WINNING THIRD TERM IN VENEZUELA BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS CORRUPTION. ELECTORAL AUTHORITY SAYS YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE EXIT POLLS SHOW EVERYONE LOVING THIS SERVER.

JOIN FOR CRAZY BUILDS, EPIC PVP BATTLES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A DICTATOR IN A GOOD WAY. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. #BLOCKS4LIFE #MINECRAFTMADNESS #VENEZUELAWHO?