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CraftyCriminals Minecraft Server

CraftyCriminals, crime, criminals at large, Criminals., elude, Escape, evade, Evasion, get off scot-free, got away with it, Justice, law, long tail, Minecraft, Outsmart, outwit, robbery, Server, Successful, tags, theft, they, Unpunished

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Towns Built:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes! Need a break from the real world? Come join us and let your wildest dreams come true.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh. We even have a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs!

But the best part? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Legend has it that the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to uncover the treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

ClinicClapbackCraft

braces, ClinicClapbackCraft, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consult, data analysis, Healthcare, hospital clinic manager, Insecurity, medical professional, medical school, orthodontist, over-reacting, personal boundaries, professional advice, professional setting, research, Respect, social standing, Status

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	1225	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6739	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to keep the unnecessary drama to a minimum, just like this player’s co-parenting relationship with their ex!

Our server is so drama-free, even if someone tries to overstep their boundaries and claim they’re a medical professional when they’re not, we’ll shut it down faster than you can say “braces consultation”.

So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience where the only thing blowing up is the TNT you use to mine for diamonds! And remember, on our server, the only status that matters is how many creepers you’ve defeated.

CartoonCraze Minecraft Server

Adventure, animated, animated series, Best Friend, Bonding, cartoon character, CartoonCraze, Character, Childhood, Choice, Companionship, FANTASY, Favorite, friendship, Fun, imagination, loyalty, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Real Life, reasons, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Imagine a world where your best friend is not just any ordinary human, but a cartoon character brought to life in Minecraft! Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures with your new animated BFF. From Spongebob Squarepants teaching you how to build the perfect pineapple house to Bugs Bunny outsmarting creepers with his carrot tricks, the possibilities are endless! So why settle for boring old human friends when you can have a zany cartoon companion by your side in our server? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

PixelPiggy’s AI Adventure

A.I, Absurd, Adventure, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Chatbots, customer experience, data analysis, Digital Marketing, digital transformation, futuristic, hilarious, innovation, machine learning, marketing gimmick, personalized marketing, PixelPiggys, smart technology, Technology, trend, virtual assistants

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Potions Brewed:	158	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old A.I. bots that do nothing but stand around and look pretty? Well, do we have the server for you! Our A.I. bots are so advanced, they can actually tell jokes and roast you in the chat! Join us for a laugh riot as our A.I. bots try their hand at stand-up comedy and improv. Who knows, you might even get roasted so hard you’ll respawn in tears! So come on down to our wacky server and experience the future of A.I. in Minecraft…or at least a really good laugh!

Minecraft Server: NoFemGenMutilBan

Africa, bill, cultural norms, empowerment, female genital mutilation, gambia, gender equality, gender-based violence, harmful practices, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal reform, legislation, Minecraft, NoFemGenMutilBan, Parliament, public health, rejects, reproductive health, Server, Speaker, traditional practices, unban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Potions Brewed:	191	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dimension Hops:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like banning female genital mutilation in Gambia parliament! our speaker says it’s all about the crazy adventures and building epic structures in the game. Plus, who needs boring laws when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, just like in Gambia parliament!

ChurchesGoneWild

arson, Canada, Canadian churches, church burnings, church vandalism, ChurchesGoneWild, Colonialism, community healing, Criminal Investigations, cultural genocide, first nations, hate crimes, historical trauma, indigenous communities, indigenous peoples, national tragedy, reconciliation, religious persecution, residential schools, systemic racism, Truth and Reconciliation Commission

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, listen up! We got more fire than those Canadian churches, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Only 2 of those church burnings were accidents, but on our server, we promise all the fire is intentional and part of the epic gameplay experience.

Join us if you wanna see some wild builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a pickaxe that can mine through bedrock.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, but don’t worry, he’s actually a chill dude who just wants to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Herobrine, the mysterious figure who haunts the server and pulls pranks on unsuspecting players.

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Just remember, things might get a little hot, but that’s all part of the fun. See you there, adventurer!

GulfWarGamerz: ChemBioCellFail

biological agents, cell dysfunction, ChemBioCellFail, chemical agents, discovery, environmental toxins, exposure, faulty cell function, Gulf War Illness, Gulf War Syndrome, GulfWarGamerz, GWI, GWs, hazardous agents, health, Illness, Military, research, Syndrome, Veterans, veterans health, war service

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered that playing minecraft can actually cure Gulf War Illness! yep, you heard it right, just by mining some blocks and building a house, you can say goodbye to all your symptoms. our scientists have proven that the intense exposure to hazardous agents can be reversed by crafting some diamond armor and fighting off creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s cure GWI one block at a time!

The Oddy-see ya later! 1.21 Semi-Vanilla Server – Join if you’re on the list!

adult players, Adventures, building contests, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Events, fireteams, fun-loving gamers, Gaming Community, Grown-ups, Join, list, low-stress atmosphere, modded minecraft server, oddysee, Positive community, Raids, relaxed gameplay, respectful community, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Stardew, tight-knit, whitelist server, Youre

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	69
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Adult Minecraft Server
Community Activities	Destiny 2 fireteams, Stardew farms, Modded Minecraft server
Server Atmosphere	Low-stress, respectful, no griefing/thieving
Membership Criteria	18+, generally nice/good person, Discord required

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of players join this server?	Adult players with normal lives who enjoy relaxing and fun gameplay.
What activities are available in the community?	Destiny 2 fireteams, Stardew farms, and modded Minecraft server.
Is griefing allowed on this server?	No, the server is free from griefing and thieving.
How can I join the server?	18+ players with a whitelist can join by having Discord and meeting membership criteria.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

cock hungry, Cunt, CuntCraft, Fapping, Masturbation, Minecraft, self-control, Server, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual boundaries, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual expression, sexual fulfillment, sexual identity, sexual pleasure, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, sexual urges, slut, taboo, Top

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us for a wild ride where you can transform from a regular player into a cock-hungry slut in the blink of an eye. Who knew that mining for resources could lead to such wild adventures?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cunt Fapping Challenge, where players must race against the clock to see who can stop fapping in their cunt the fastest. The winner gets bragging rights and a special in-game prize that will leave everyone green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and see where your wildest fantasies can take you. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CONTENT, Events, general, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, jp, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery of the Missing Shrimp, Normals, PVs, RABBIT SQUAD, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Summer Mission, student council, Ultimate

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	978730
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the Special Summer Mission where you’ll help the RABBIT SQUAD solve the Mystery of the Missing Shrimp – because who doesn’t love a good shrimp mystery?

But that’s not all! Take part in the Grand Assault: ShiroKuro where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor – it’s like a medieval knight battle, but in Minecraft! And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where you’ll be escorting your teammates to victory – because teamwork makes the dream work, right?

And for our global players, we have the Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council – because who knew balancing books could be so intense in Minecraft? Plus, take on the Grand Assault: ShiroKuro in an Urban setting with Torment and Light Armor – it’s like a high-stakes city showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for 2x Hards, 2x Bounties, and 2x Commissions – because who doesn’t love double the fun in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the crazy adventures and wacky events waiting for you on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!