once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.
if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.
so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and you casually drop a “Nobody puts Baby in a corner” in the chat. Suddenly, everyone starts quoting Dirty Dancing and you realize you’ve found your people.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Lovers Club”, where players ride llamas into battle and shout “I feel the need, the need for speed” as they charge into enemy territory.
So if you’re ready to level up your movie quote game and embark on ridiculous adventures with fellow film buffs, join us today! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon where you can find body parts that have outlived their original owners. Yeah, you heard me right. Want a zombie arm to use as a weapon? We got you covered. Need a skeleton leg for some extra speed? We got that too. It’s like Halloween every day on this server.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what you’ll find next? Maybe a creeper that drops TNT instead of gunpowder. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. See you there, adventurer!
51.195.181.64:25590
| Server Name | TownyCube |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.20 |
| Compatibility | Java and Bedrock |
| Features | Vehicles, Brewery, AuctionHouse, and more |
| IP Addresses | townycube.netmc.townycube.netplay.townycube.net |
You can join the server using one of the provided IP addresses: townycube.net, mc.townycube.net, or play.townycube.net. Bedrock support will be added in the future.
Yes, you can join the server’s Discord server with this invite link: Discord Invite
Yes, you can visit the main server website at: Main Server Website.
Yes, you can view the server’s Dynmap at: Dynmap.
Yes, you can vote for the server at: Vote Links.
Yes, you can join different groups and nations on the server. For example, you can join the Free Territory of Ukraine by using the provided Discord invite: Discord Invite.
Join our server and become a certified genius.com contributor because only the smartest players survive in our insane world. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out life advice (trust me, he’s a wise old llama).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s turn Minecraft into a wild, wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t be mad fucking bored, be mad fucking entertained on our server!