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CatRapCancerGrief

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Towns Built:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Animals Bred:	97
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Emeralds Found:	5116

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s rap about giving your cat poop cancer? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even ChatGPT would be impressed. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a rap battle about Minecraft mobs gone wrong. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

PrimalMC

admin shops, Adventurers Guild, Brazzar Shops Mod, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Land claiming, Lands Mod, new bosses, Player Shops, PRG Discord, PrimalMC, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, V.I.P Kits, V.I.P Shops, Vanilla, World Structures

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

54.39.68.146:2301

Pixel Plantation Minecraft Server

action, animation quality, Anime, badly animated, Character development, children, confusion, Delico’s Nursery, fanservice, fight scene, Intrigue, lack of intrigue, lack of plot, Married men, Minecraft, non-existent plot, PIXEL, Plantation, Plot, Server, storytelling, Straight.., Yaoi bait

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Welcome to the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you’re tired of boring plots and lackluster fight scenes in anime, because on our server, we have none of that! Instead, get ready for a wild ride where the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures and prank your friends with ridiculous traps.

Looking for fanservice? Look no further, because our server is filled with chickens in tuxedos and pigs wearing top hats. And forget about Yaoi bait, our characters are all straight married men with children…who happen to be best friends with talking llamas.

So if you’re ready to experience the most nonsensical and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh until you cry!

Cuddle Minecraft SMP Hook Up

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some spicy action! Join us for a chance to cuddle, make out, and even dry hump with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you can have a steamy virtual romance instead? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to experience love in the world of blocks and pixels. Join now and let’s get cozy together!

MidnightGaming

BUILD, Builder, collaboration, Community, dynamic, Earn, Economy, entrepreneurial spirit, Farmer, financial empire, Gaming, marketplace, MCMMO, MidnightGaming, Minecraft, miner, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Trade, trader.., trading economy, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mines Excavated:	4228	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	2

Dive into a dynamic, player-driven trading economy where your entrepreneurial spirit can thrive. Whether you’re a miner, farmer, trader, or builder, there’s a place for you in our bustling marketplace. Earn, trade, and build your way to the top while collaborating with others in a vibrant community. Join us today and create your own financial empire in the world of Minecraft!

midnight.slimeservers.com:25609

Crafty Know-It-Alls Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Join our Minecraft server where an Egyptian pharaoh has taken over as the emir of Afghanistan! Witness the chaos as pyramids are built next to the Hindu Kush mountains and camels roam the streets of Kabul. Who knew Minecraft could be this historically inaccurate and hilarious? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about world history!

The Diamond Miners Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

PedroMC.net

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Kits, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8419
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

RANK #1 RANDOM KIT SERVER WORLDWIDE

A new project that goes for quality. That’s why you will find only well crafted game mods with a modern look and modern mechanics. Currently you can find our awesome ImmortalKits on the server.

Join us and be part of the success!

IP: mc.pderomc.net VERSION: 1.19+

mc.pedromc.net:20014

Dream Craft Minecraft server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

The owner of the Dream Craft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

play.dreamcraft.pp.ua

Where Is She Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	120
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more elusive than Bigfoot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret hidden realm where players can hunt down the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost sister, Enderina! Legend has it she’s been hiding out in the Nether, perfecting her fire-breathing skills and waiting for brave adventurers to challenge her to a dance-off. Join now for a chance to boogie with Enderina and earn exclusive disco-themed loot!

Fed Minecraft SMP or WWE Minecraft SMP?

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magic Items Found:	4382	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Potions Brewed:	186
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a wrestling match between AEW and WWE! Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a surprise appearance from John Cena himself (just kidding, but a girl can dream). So if you’re ready to rumble in the virtual ring and settle the age-old debate of whether “the fed” is AEW or WWE, then come join us for the most entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!