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SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	253
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchantments Applied:	234	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Towns Built:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

aging markers, aging process, AgingCraft, breast, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer survivors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cellular aging, cellular damage, cellular senescence, chemotherapy, DNA damage response, Edition, Health research, hormonal therapy, inflammatory pathways, long-term effects, medical findings, medical study, oncology, radiation therapy, treatment effects

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crops Grown:	3277	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	82475	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

#sociopath, Argument, christmas, Christmas celebration, Conflict, family, financial difficulty, gift, greedy, GreedySociopath, holidays, ipad, job loss, manipulative, MONEY, perfume, SisCraft, snowboarding, Surprise, tablet, tight

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Votes:	9587	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMemory

brain memory, brain retention, cognitive overload, cognitive retention, CraftyMemory, long term memory, Memory, memory capacity, memory recall, mental storage, pointless facts, pointless information, Random facts, random knowledge, trivial facts, trivial information, unimportant facts, unimportant knowledge, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Potions Brewed:	178	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mines Excavated:	4220	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!