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PurrfectPals Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of what is the best cat breed once and for all! Our server is filled with cat lovers who will stop at nothing to prove that their favorite breed is superior. From epic battles between Siamese and Persians to heated debates over the merits of Maine Coons versus Ragdolls, you’ll never look at cats the same way again after joining our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden temple dedicated to the elusive Sphynx cat, guarded by a fierce army of creepers. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth behind the best cat breed? Join us and find out! -
AsianMingle Minecraft Server
Tired of being friend-zoned by Asian women in America? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate Asian heartthrob! Our server is filled with magical potions that will transform you into a K-pop idol lookalike, guaranteed to make all the Asian women swoon. Say goodbye to being overlooked for the white guy with our server’s exclusive “Asian men are the new Brad Pitt” mod. Join now and start your journey to becoming the Asian dreamboat every woman desires! -
DadCraft Server: No Talking About Dad!
Are you tired of family drama and emotional manipulation? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the toxic relationships and build your own empire! We promise no one will guilt trip you for not sharing your inheritance or set unrealistic expectations on you.On our server, you can mine for diamonds without anyone nagging you to share, build the biggest castle without anyone trying to tear it down, and explore new worlds without anyone telling you to “move on” from your grief.
So come join us and leave all the family drama behind! Build your own happy place where you can be the ruler of your own destiny. And remember, in this world, you are the ultimate boss!
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DoggyDoorDisaster
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no surprises? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other.Imagine logging on to find your house filled with liquid poop and plants in the sinks – courtesy of your mom who never closes the doggy door! But don’t worry, she also left behind some amazing crafting projects for you to admire.
With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop. So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!
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QuitCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of feeling like a chimney every time you play Minecraft? Join our server and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures to even think about lighting up a cigarette! Our virtual world is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those cancer sticks. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can banish cravings for nicotine forever. So come join us and say goodbye to smoking and hello to crafting! -
CraftingCash: Spend it all on diamonds!
Forget about the million dollars, join our Minecraft server instead! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building epic underwater cities. Yes, you heard that right, dolphins! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you the power to fly in real life. So why waste your time dreaming about what you would do with a million dollars when you could be swimming with dolphins and searching for hidden treasures in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Join now and let the adventure begin! -
CraftyLeaks Minecraft Server
lol come join our server where we got all da juicy secrets like wikileaks but crazier cuz we got mirrors of it all. like, imagine if assange made a plea deal but then we swooped in and saved all his data. now we got it all for you to explore and uncover the truth. but watch out, cuz the government might be after us for spilling all their tea. so come join us and be part of the revolution, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the digital world. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride. -
GazaCraft: Yousaf’s Probe & Pixels
join our epic minecraft server where we have scottish politicians donating quarter-millions to gaza for no reason at all! come build your own pixelated version of gaza city and see if you can find the secret donation chest hidden somewhere in the map! maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous conspiracy while you’re at it! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged? come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about! -
CraftyBoomers: Anxiety Edition
haha yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server cuz like, we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ on up in here. like, did you know dat if you play on dis server, you actually decrease yo chances of gettin’ Parkinson’s disease? like, WHOA. it’s like a magical cure or somethin’.we got all da cool kids playin’ on dis server, makin’ friendships dat last a lifetime. plus, we got secret hidden treasures scattered all around da map. you gotta be quick tho, cuz dem treasures disappear faster den my ex-girlfriend when she saw my mom’s meatloaf.
so come on down, join da fun, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll unlock da secret to eternal youth and happiness. or at least have a good laugh with some new friends. haha.
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Anthill Network
Official Launch 07/14For those who like ranking and classic full pvp and want to feel that nostalgia, it will be a great choice.Unique experience! Don’t miss it!⭐ IP: formigueiromc.com.br [1.8]⭐ Originals enter without registration.Our social networks:🔹Website and Store: formigueiromc.com.br🔹Discord: discord.gg/formigueiroCome have fun and have an adventure in our Mini Games.🔸 Official Video: youtu.be/8ApbrtFGSj4♥ Come in, make new friends, invite your friends and have fun.formigueiromc.com.br