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CatLoversMC Server

aita, Argument, Birthday, calico kitten, cat, CatLoversMC, Choice, college, de housing, family, intimidation, living situation, ownership, parents, parking lot, persistence, research, Server, Upkeep, Wanting, water intake, white cat

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Divine Spears Created:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Buildings Constructed:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and cat fights (literally)!

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between players over who gets to keep their virtual cat. It’s like a virtual soap opera, but with pixelated felines!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that players have been known to invest their own virtual money into the upkeep of their virtual pets. Who knew Minecraft could be so high stakes?

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart), join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to fight for your right to keep your virtual cat, because things can get pretty catty around here!

PurrfectPixelCraft

abandoned pets, animal rescue, animal welfare, cat, emergency care, EUTHANASIA, euthanized, Feline, feline health, pet adoption, pet care, pet euthanasia, pet ownership, pet responsibility, PurrfectPixelCraft, rescue, rescue organizations, spay/neuter, stray cat, vet bills

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cat rescue missions more than anything else! Join us and help save virtual cats from the dangers of the blocky world.

Imagine this: you stumble upon a poor, timid Minecraft cat in the freezing -20c weather. The virtual rescue team is too busy to help, so it’s up to you to spay/neuter, vaccinate, and socialize the little furball. But wait, the cat suddenly falls into respiratory distress! Do you have what it takes to make the tough decision to either spend $700 on emergency care or euthanize the cat? The fate of the virtual kitty is in your hands!

Join our server and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player, but a virtual hero for all the pixelated felines out there. And remember, if you can’t handle the heat of the virtual vet bills, maybe it’s time to rethink your cat-saving career in the blocky world. So, are you ready to be a hero or just another pixelated villain? Join now and let the cat-rescuing adventures begin!

SouviesRUs – Bday Edition

aita, Arcade, BDay, Birthday, bubble blower, cat, Edition, Gifts, grown ass adult, immature, inconsiderate, Kids, kids first, Mocked, partner, Prizes, scolded, Souvenir, SouviesRUs, TICKETS, Toys, vacation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of being judged for wanting a tiny cat bubble blower as a souvenir on your vacation? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things whimsical and fun! No more being called immature for wanting to embrace your inner child. Plus, we have a special cat-themed area where you can blow bubbles to your heart’s content without any judgment. So come join us and let your playful side shine!

NoCatZoneMC

AITAH, cat, Circumstances, Condo, Divorce, emotional, Friend, Friends, funny, kitty hotel, Litterbox, living situation, Mess, NoCatZoneMC, pet sitter, Phoebe, Preference, stay, stink

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with stinky cats and messy litterboxes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of cat poop and enjoy a peaceful virtual world without any feline friends causing trouble.

Our server is the ultimate cat-free zone, where you can build your dream creations without worrying about any litterbox disasters. Say goodbye to smelly surprises and hello to a clean and serene environment where you can let your creativity run wild.

Join now and experience the joy of a cat-free Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s purr-fectly amazing!

WeedFreeZoneCraft

Apology, Argument, Business, Cannabis, cat, Clients, Communication, Conflict, consideration, coping, Defensive, Grief, illegal drugs, Marijuana, Professionalism, relationship, scolding, Tension, Upset, Weed, WeedFreeZoneCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing higher than our players is the level of fun we have! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where weed is not just a plant, but a way of life. Our server is like a virtual Amsterdam, where you can build, mine, and get as high as the Ender Dragon. Our cat may have passed away, but our spirits are still soaring high!

Join our server and experience the thrill of running a business from your virtual property. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? No problem, just head over to our virtual bakery where we bake with weed butter. Trust us, our cookies will blow your mind (literally).

But beware, the smell of marijuana may waft through the virtual air. Just like in real life, we may have to spray some perfume to cover it up. Don’t worry, our virtual clients won’t judge you for getting high. In fact, they might even join in on the fun!

So come on over to our server and experience the ultimate first-world argument simulator. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CatApology Minecraft Server

Agreement, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, cat, CatApology, Communication, Conflict, Destruction, furious, grudge, Heartless, Minecraft, Note, passive aggressive, puzzle, roommate, Server, supervised, Treat, Trust, unreasonable

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of your roommate’s cat wreaking havoc in your Minecraft world? Join our server and never worry about virtual feline mischief again! Our server is cat-free and full of exciting adventures waiting for you to explore.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without the fear of it being destroyed by a mischievous cat. Join us and experience the freedom of creating without any interruptions from furry troublemakers.

Don’t let a real-life cat ruin your virtual fun. Join our server now and say goodbye to puzzle pieces being scattered everywhere by a sneaky feline. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CatGriefGamer420

Argument, Birthday, butchered, cat, CatGriefGamer420, celebration, Confrontation, cousin, debut, Drama, family, family feud, forgiveness, indoor cat, Narcissistic, orange tabby, Philippines, prank, Quinceañera, rabbit meat, selfish

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	486047
Potions Brewed:	150	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama like this? Join our server and leave all the aunties and cousins behind! We promise not to pull any pranks involving cat anatomy (or rabbit meat, yikes). Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re celebrating your debut or just looking to build some epic structures. Plus, we have a strict “no drama llama” policy, so you can game in peace without any family members crashing your party. Join now and leave the family drama at the door – we’ve got blocks to mine and adventures to embark on!

CatNapCraft

Agreement, arrangement, cat, CatNapCraft, Chores, cleanliness, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, electricity, für, hair, housemate, kittens, LANDLORD, Leave, Peace, Permanent, Rent, roommate, temporary, Wasteful

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of dealing with a housemate who is basically a human tornado of mess and chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

Our server is the perfect escape from roommate woes – no more arguments over chores or stolen snacks! Instead, you can focus on building your dream castle, exploring mysterious caves, and taming wild animals. Who needs a problematic housemate when you can have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

And if you’re a cat lover, we’ve got you covered too! Our server is a safe haven for all the virtual kittens you could ever want. No more worrying about pet hair on your clothes or roommate complaints – just pure feline fun!

So say goodbye to the real world and hello to a virtual paradise on our Minecraft server. Join us today and leave all your roommate troubles behind – after all, who needs a roommate when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

CatCrafters United

animal abuse, apartment, automatic feeder, cat, CatCrafters, Financial, fixed stipend, grad students, inconsistent work, Lease, living arrangements, loans, moving out, overreacting, pet sitter, roommate, Shoes, TAing, United, WIBTA, winter break

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving your cat alone for 3 weeks? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Imagine logging in to find that your virtual pet has been left unattended for weeks, just like Mia’s poor cat. But don’t worry, we won’t let your virtual shoes get ruined by angry animals – unless you’re into that kind of chaos!

Just like Mia’s mysterious cat sitter, our server is full of surprises. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world? Maybe you’ll even stumble upon an automatic feeder with a camera – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready for some drama, questionable decisions, and the occasional shoe-ruining incident, join our server now! Who needs a stable living situation when you can have this level of excitement?

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

adult humor, animated film, animation, BLOCK, bun-believable, comedy, Entertainment, film critique, Food, frank delight, funny, humor, laughs, Laughter, movie review, satire, Sausage Party, SausageCraft, Seth Rogan, top notch animation, voice acting, WIENER

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crops Grown:	8326	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	4363	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

Allowed, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, conditioned goons, Cum, edge hard, estrogen fueled fags, eternal virgins, Girly, girly moans, hand-fucker, material, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussies, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, QoTT, Resources, Sensitive Stick Edition, weeby

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Divine Spears Created:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

corrupt, cursed, Dark, Demonic, devilish, eerie, Evil, Forbidden, Haunting, Hellish, madness, Malicious, Minecraft, Mysterious, occult, POSSESSED, Satanic, Sinful, Sinister, sisters, Supernatural, Wicked, Women

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Adventures, animated series, Anime, anime addiction, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fanatics, anime lovers, anime obsession, conventions, COSPLAY, Fan art, Fandom, fanfiction, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LolCraft, love, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, otaku life, tranime

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	532	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

affluent, aspiration, CREEPERS, Curiosity, desire, dream homes, envy, expensive homes, exterior lighting, Financial goals, high society, Lifestyle, luxury living, Mansions, materialism, Nighttime, opulence, RichCraft, social class, status symbols, stone homes, success, wealth

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	299
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Items Found:	4713
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	199	Dimension Hops:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mines Excavated:	1363
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!