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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4716 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 107 |
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