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UkrainianCraft: Where Russian Soldiers Disappear

armed conflict, CASUALTIES, conflict in Ukraine, disappear, eastern europe, international conflict, military casualties, military deaths, military fatalities, Russian, Russian army, Russian casualties, russian military, Russian soldiers, Russian troops, soldiers, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, ukraine invasion, ukraine war, Ukraine-Russia War, UkrainianCraft, war casualties, war casualties report

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? it’s so lit, even 220,000 Russian soldiers couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! Yeah, you heard that right, these soldiers were like “Forget war, I wanna build a sick castle in Minecraft!”

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against giant creepers or starting a dance party with the Ender Dragon. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more TNT than a crazy pyromaniac’s dream.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft legend, just like those 220,000 Russian soldiers (RIP). Let’s get crafting, baby!

ElderlyCraft: Kursk Blitz

air raid, airstrike, Attack, Blitz, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Claims, Conflict, Destruction, double airstrike, Elderly, ElderlyCraft, healthcare facility, international news, investigation, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, Military, nursing home, russia, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Yo, so like, dis server be so lit dat even Russia be launchin’ double airstrikes on a freakin’ nursing home just to try and stop us from playin’ on it! Like, they be so jelly of our epic builds and insane PvP skills dat they be tryna take us out, but we just keep respawning and wreckin’ ’em again and again. Join us on dis server if you wanna be part of da most epic battle in Minecraft history, where even the military can’t stop us from havin’ a blast! Let’s show Russia who’s boss and dominate dis server together!

Gaza TraumaCraft – 64K RIP

30 June 2024, 64k, 7 October 2023, CASUALTIES, children, Conflict, death rate, emergency response, gaza, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, MIDDLE EAST, mortality rate, older people, Population, public health, RIP, study, TraumaCraft, traumatic injury, violence, War, Women

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s LIT AF! We got more action than a TNT explosion in a creeper convention!

Our server is so wild, it’s like surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a roller coaster made of diamond blocks. We got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more surprises than finding a hidden chest full of enchanted gear.

Join now and be part of the madness! We’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a skeleton in a bow and arrow competition. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will make Herobrine jealous!

Redstone Rumble: Lost 400 Troops!

battle, CASUALTIES, casualties in Russia, Conflict, Lost, Military, Redstone, Rumble, russia, russia army, Russia battle, Russia casualties, Russia conflict, Russia lost troops, russia military, Russia soldiers, Russia troops, russia war, Russian army, Russian casualties, Russian soldiers, Troops, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

haha come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia look like noobs losing 400 troops in one battle. we got crazy battles, like seriously, you won’t believe the chaos. join us and be part of the madness, we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a lava pit guarded by a dragon. only the bravest can claim the treasure, are you up for the challenge? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s show russia how it’s done, one block at a time.

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

QuakeCraft: RIP 126, Trapped Noobs

CASUALTIES, death toll, devastation, disaster management, disaster relief, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake victims, emergency response, emergency services, Humanitarian Aid, natural disaster, Noobs, Quakecraft, rescue efforts, RIP, search and rescue, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, tragic event, Trapped, trapped survivors, tremors

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

lolz come join our amazin minecraft server where the only earthquakes happen when someone builds a giant tnt tower and blows it up!!! we got so much fun stuff like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a secret underwater city filled with treasure!!! plus, our staff are all trained ninjas so you know you’ll be safe from any creepers tryna ruin your day. join now and experience the thrill of surviving a tnt explosion without losin all your diamonds!!!

TibetQuakeCraft

CASUALTIES, disaster response, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake casualties, earthquake damage, earthquake destruction, earthquake fatalities, earthquake impact, earthquake news, earthquake recovery, earthquake relief, earthquake rescue, earthquake updates, earthquake victims, emergency response, natural disaster, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, TibetQuakeCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we cause earthquakes for fun! we have a special plugin that lets us shake things up and watch the chaos unfold. join now to experience the thrill of building while dodging falling blocks and lava pits. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have natural disasters on demand? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

RusCraftWars: MoscowGainz

aggression, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern europe, Fighting, Gains, international relations, Invasion, Military, Moscow, MoscowGainz, Politics, Propaganda, Rages, Reports, RusCraftWars, Territory, Ukraine, violence, War, western Russia

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90

come join our epic minecraft server where the battle rages harder than western russia trying to take over ukraine! we got crazy pvp action that will make you feel like a warrior fighting for your virtual life! build your own fortress and defend it from invaders, just like moscow reporting gains in ukraine!

but wait, there’s more! we have secret hidden treasures scattered across the map that will make you richer than a russian oligarch! join now and experience the adrenaline rush of a lifetime as you conquer the virtual world with your friends!

don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and become a legend in the minecraft universe!

TibetQuake Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, China, disaster response, earthquake, earthquake preparedness, emergency response, Fatalities, geological fault, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure damage, Minecraft, natural disaster, rescue efforts, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic intensity, seismic waves, Server, Sichuan province, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuake, tremor

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing shaking is your booty while you build! we got more fun than a tibetan earthquake, with dozens of players dropping dead from laughter at how awesome this server is!

our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on top of mount everest, except without the freezing cold and lack of oxygen. you’ll be climbing to new heights of fun and excitement as you explore our vast world filled with surprises around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime! just make sure to hold on tight, because this server is gonna shake things up in the best way possible!

TibetQuakeCraft

border, CASUALTIES, disaster management, earthquake, emergency response, Fatalities, geology, Himalayas, India, natural disaster, Nepal, News, rescue operations, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic waves, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuakeCraft, times of india, tremors

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5489	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Animals Bred:	34
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

yo yo yo come join our EPIC minecraft server where we got earthquakes happenin left and right like it’s nobody’s business! we got a 7.1 magnitude earthquake striking every hour on the hour, so you better watch out or you’ll be squished like a bug! but don’t worry, at least 9 people have already been killed so you know it’s gonna be a good time! come join us for some crazy survival action and see if you can outwit mother nature herself. who needs boring old regular minecraft servers when you can have the thrill of constant danger and destruction? join now before the next earthquake hits and shakes things up!

Smile Quest Minecraft Server

cherished smile, fond memory, happy memories, heartwarming smile, I’ll never forget his smile, lasting impression, Minecraft, precious memory, Quest, Server, Smile, special moment, unforgettable moment, unforgettable smile

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	237
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

appreciation, best friends, Bond, Caring, close friends, Companionship, Connection, friendship, Gratitude, Heartfelt moments, Heartwarming, heartwarming friendship, Kindness, love, loyalty, Minecraft, relationship, smp, soulmates, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

2 year old, Boundaries, child, Communication, consideration, Conversation, CraftyClassroom, DAUGHTER, daycare, discomfort, education, Minecraft, name.., Nickname, Parent, Preference, preschool, relationship, Respect, Server, Teacher, Understanding, WIBTA

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

BlockBaeNoGo

addiction, BlockBaeNoGo, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, drug abuse, emergency dentist, Empathy, pain management, pain tolerance, past trauma, personal boundaries, prescription medication, relationships, Respect, root canal, self-care, Support, toothache, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

Onxy Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Farms Harvested:	220

INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

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Aspire SMP

Abilities, Anarchy, Aspire SMP, Damage, Earth heart, Economy, ENERGY, Fire heart, Gaming, healing, Health Heart, Ice heart, Lightning, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Server, strength, Strength heart, Survival, water breathing, Water heart

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ores Mined:	863	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, banter, BETRAYAL, blocky, Book, captivating narrative., crime, dark past, Deception, detective, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 203320303, novel, Plov, psychological thriller, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dimension Hops:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Animals Bred:	58	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, #gamer, 2000s revival, Aesthetics, Ascetic, cultural impact, culture, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming nostalgia, gaming settings, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia baiting, nostalgia in media, opinion, opinion piece, Retro, Revival, smp, trend, vintage

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Votes:	4499
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

BootyBlock Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Assertiveness, BootyBlock, Boundaries, butt, Communication, consent, consent violation, disagreement, discomfort, INTIMATE, Minecraft, NSFW, partner, personal space, physical boundaries, relationship, Respect, Server, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted touching, VIOLATION

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crops Grown:	1462	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

autism, baby shower, Category 5, Driving, emergency, emotional response, evacuation, exhaustion, family, FATIGUE, Hurricane, hurricane aftermath, hurricane impact, HurricaneBabyShowerDrama, long drive, pregnant sister, reschedule, sisterly conflict, Support, traffic, truck stop

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Potions Brewed:	66
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!